The Anti-Corruption Crusade of the Buhari Administration has discovered a new modus operandi in its continued fight to reclaim all stolen funds from officials in the past dispensation.


The Federal Government has issued a directive to the Police, DSS, EFCC, ICPC and other relevant bodies to search all Soakaways within the premises of all erstwhile and current PDP chieftains, and any person who held political office or Government appointments during the Jonathan regime.


This comes on the back of the recent discovery of $1,000,000 in the soakaway of Air Marshal Adesola Amosu, former Chief of Air staff, and his subsequent arrest. The Government has learned that PDP officials have been evacuating their Soakaways en masse, and has quickly moved in to check the trend.



In a statement released today, Lawal Daura, DSS DG, made it clear that all Soakaways would be searched, irrespective of content.


"we don't care if we are told the soakaway is filled with excrement, we will search it to ascertain that ourselves", he said sternly during his Press Cofenference.

source: http://www./posts/252716/

EFCC have become the shitts ab?

Na only PDP members get soak away hahaha

Hehehehehehe ds is d most hilarious stuff av. seen in a while! u want to check soak away n u announce? ds FG is a joke (comedians)

just PDP members?

na them sabi shit abi?

This is just a cooked up story by wailers no doubt

I be pdp member too....
Please come one, come two, come all APC with that liar Mohamed.....
My sh*t sef dey chase off toilet....
very sure ghe story ain't real though.

Hilarious...but since they have made it public now, won't the yam eaters (thieves) start relocating the stolen money from their soak aways

payges:
...irrespective of content.
"we don't care if we are told the soakaway is filled with excrement, we will search it to ascertain that ourselves", he said sternly during his Press Cofenference.
source: http://www./posts/252716/

Mjshexy:
Hilarious...but since they have made it public now, won't the yam eaters (thieves) start relocating the stolen money from their soak aways

The next directive would be to abokii dollar vendors "if you receive any dollars smelling of shit, report ASAP to EFCC and DSS"

Sometimes it could be fun being a wailer
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You got every opportunity to criticize the government and cook some bull crap stories from the comfort of ur room ... Lol

Mynd44 this should be moved to joke section and deserve front page for comic relief

can't stop laughing, this is funny

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I wonder when this govt would enact policies that would move the country forward and stop sounding like an un-serious govt

Rubbish!!

Over head water tanks too.

Nigeria is becoming a house of comedy on a daily basis. I laughed my stomach contents out on reading this post.

You can even check the contents of their poo if u want. Rubbish u never catch the ones wey dey bank and off shore na pupu u wan check. Nyama nyama .

Amazing

I wont be surprised if some readers believe this shitty news.

Dem no dey use GP tank again?

Is the Dss now into sh*it business?

Fake news!!