I and my bae broke up 2 months ago,although I fvcked up,buh she was thinkn doin gra gra abt the matter was the solution,I kept silent as she talked all manner of rubbish, then after 2 days of not hearing anything frm me,she sent me a break up text.
I wld have called her but as the text came in i was stark naked wth dupe on the bed,where I was was administering justice to dupe for coming to visit me wth her sexy body, so I read the text abt five hours later after dupe had gone back to her hostel,
On seeing the text frm her after I read it,I cld have gone to see her buh my waist was not in perfect condition cos dupe overworked my life dat day,as she shouted "deeper,deeper,deeper, john press my ass, squeeze my ass, wth her voice trembling as she said all these words to me,and I didn't want to spoil her fun I did as she commanded which left me physically spent after the fifth round, I cldn't complete the sixth round cos I noticed I was slowly fading away as my vision became blurred.and I was seein white background althrough, I removed my dick, and ran away to the batroom to wash up,afterall they say he who fights and run away leaves to fight another day, so I decided to live the sex fight for another day where I beleive I shall emerge victorious and she'll be the one to scamper to the bathroom surrendering.
So day that day passed I didn't go to see her, I decided to let her cool off on her own, but since before val and uptil now,I get private call wth the number hidden, the person calling will let it ring till I pick and hear me say Hello till like the 9th second b4 cutting the calling and these has been happening and happened again this morning, will I be wrong to think,it's my bae calling?

not your babe but your spiritual wife

Lame

Melahou:
not your babe but your spiritual wife

Or maybe his spiritual inlaws.

Melahou:
not your babe but your spiritual wife

Tallesty1:
Or maybe his spiritual inlaws.

CARLOSZ:
Did you eat any biscuits used to perform sacrifices in your village?

No and what has that got to do wth the story line?

wetin him dey talk

Summary!!

na who u dey think befor?

Na wa to u oo