Wahala when you visit rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,

Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please

Question : how would you like it, black or white?
Answer: white

Question : milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk

Question : goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; with cow's milk please

Question : freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, think I'll just take it black

Question : would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar

Question : beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar

Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead

Question : mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water

Question : flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis!

very funny,

@POSTER,
U TRY JAIRE

as if u never were one

bug 24 I feel u. I like the joke that house no be rich man house na stingy man house that must be phemour's house him no giv u any tea. Na stingy person and poor claiming to be rich

seee wahala oh

for ur head


@bene
i know ur guy just left u, take heart okay?

benedictac:

i was never know it all jambite like u

Wait, my egbira friend, is that supposed to be some kind of new Invention in Grammer?

with this kind of word construction, no secondary skool will ever give u admission let alone Uni.
U dey here dey yab ur elder broda say na jambito. u dis boda Egbira lasan. !!! if i were u, i'll start

FLING THEM ALL OUT

@bug24
thanks my broda, ure a true son of the soil

more like pikin of the grass

huh??

The best joke ever in niaraland thanks bros .

tanks jare bros for feeling my album, no mind that egbira. benedictac or wetin dem call am.
make moskito bite im tongue.

i no go laugh

lol

ol boy u wan kill me

;DVery funny

I've heard this joke multiple times.

;d ;d ;d

Error upon error

ur birth is also an error

Oh Lord!

lord of mercy!mercy!!mercy!!!

clemcykul:

ur birth is also an error

that is wicked

Nice one jare

bunny

thats my gals name