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THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jun 23, 2010
[s]I Dont know If I Will Get Banned For This?[/s]

He came into the bank shouting-------

''Whre is d fuckin manager''?
''some one shud fuk*ng attend to me''


A Lady approaches (The Secretary)-

''Goodafternoon Sir, How Can we help you sir''?

He Responds--

who d fuc* are u? get me d fuckin* manager, i jst fuckin fly in and i wana fuckin deposit some money in your fuckin bank!

Sir, Sir pls be civilized, this is a business environment, pls be mindful of your speech, sir!

who do hell do u tink u re? get d fuc* away from me, if i am not fuckin allowed to fuckin deposit my fuckin dough in dis fuckin bank den i am off!

Then the manager comes out from office and said--

''Young Man ''what can i do for u? i am d manager in charge!''

Oh! you re d fuckin manager, good!
you see, i dont wana fuckin waste my time in dis fuckin place, i just wana fuk*ng deposit my 10billion $ in dis fucki** bank and get d fuc* out of here!


The manager being thrilled & excited said;

10 Billion What?

you see, young man, i am d fuckin manager, dis is my fuk*ng secretary,
these re my  fuk*ng staff, lets not waste our fuk*ng time, pls deposit your fuckin money in our fuk*ng bank!
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Spyker: 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2010
Watch your language bro, sometimes, kids log into Nairaland you know. Hope you are not banned.
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Acidosis(m): 3:14pm On Jun 23, 2010
Laugh Wan Kill Me Die
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 23, 2010
Spyker:

Watch your language bro, sometimes, kids log into Nairaland you know. Hope you are not banned.

i understand, i tried my best to code d words bt it wont be funny enuff it were to be changed to ''bleep'' or ''bleeping''.

moderators shudnt take offence!
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by crownjoke: 5:51pm On Jun 23, 2010
This furkin joker is too gbabeski.
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by dani1luv: 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2010
This f*cking funny joke was f*king fre*king annoying angry
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2010
shocked shocked shocked

Gosh!! My ears are *Bleeping* ringing with all the swearing going on here!!
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by kodylicky(f): 9:19am On Jun 24, 2010
lol

@Efe


use ur ear muff "HIGH NOISE AREA"
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 11:30am On Jun 24, 2010
^^ abi? cheesy
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by donsponky(m): 3:50pm On Jun 24, 2010
i love this fucking joke because its fucking good, i hope the fucking moderators wont bleeped with this fucking jokes grin grin grin grin
@ poster
hey men you are fucking good grin cheesy cheesy
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jun 24, 2010
donsponky:

i love this bleeping joke because its bleeping good, i hope the bleeping moderators wont bleeped with this bleeping jokes grin grin grin grin
@ poster
hey men you are bleeping good grin cheesy cheesy

the more u fuckin tenk me the fuckin more u fuckin put my id status in fuckin jeopardy,
jst fuckin enjoy d fuckin joke & fuckin 4gt abt fuckin compliments,


[s]Mr.moderator pls fuckin pardon me o![/s]
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by jokingmary(m): 4:45pm On Jun 25, 2010
wink

Nice one
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by StudioCFR(m): 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2010
The joke is fucking dryB-)

*burns down thread*
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 12:46am On Jun 27, 2010
^^hehehe

ur such a *bleeping* baaaaaaaaad boi!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by StudioCFR(m): 7:39am On Jun 29, 2010
U don miss your period again.

Shi.t mehn.
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 12:17pm On Jun 29, 2010
Studio angry angry

stop derailing and stay on the **bleeping** topic!
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by oludayomi(f): 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2010
nice one just dnt lik dat particular word bn used ovr n ovr again
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by AyoAina: 11:41am On Jun 30, 2010
abegi, make una leave am, na so basketmouth take talk am.

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