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THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
[s]I Dont know If I Will Get Banned For This?[/s] He came into the bank shouting------- ''Whre is d fuckin manager''? ''some one shud fuk*ng attend to me'' A Lady approaches (The Secretary)- ''Goodafternoon Sir, How Can we help you sir''? He Responds-- who d fuc* are u? get me d fuckin* manager, i jst fuckin fly in and i wana fuckin deposit some money in your fuckin bank! Sir, Sir pls be civilized, this is a business environment, pls be mindful of your speech, sir! who do hell do u tink u re? get d fuc* away from me, if i am not fuckin allowed to fuckin deposit my fuckin dough in dis fuckin bank den i am off! Then the manager comes out from office and said-- ''Young Man ''what can i do for u? i am d manager in charge!'' Oh! you re d fuckin manager, good! you see, i dont wana fuckin waste my time in dis fuckin place, i just wana fuk*ng deposit my 10billion $ in dis fucki** bank and get d fuc* out of here! The manager being thrilled & excited said; 10 Billion What? you see, young man, i am d fuckin manager, dis is my fuk*ng secretary, these re my fuk*ng staff, lets not waste our fuk*ng time, pls deposit your fuckin money in our fuk*ng bank! |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Spyker: 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Watch your language bro, sometimes, kids log into Nairaland you know. Hope you are not banned. |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Acidosis(m): 3:14pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Laugh Wan Kill Me Die |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Spyker: i understand, i tried my best to code d words bt it wont be funny enuff it were to be changed to ''bleep'' or ''bleeping''. |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by crownjoke: 5:51pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
This furkin joker is too gbabeski. |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by dani1luv: 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
This f*cking funny joke was f*king fre*king annoying |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Gosh!! My ears are *Bleeping* ringing with all the swearing going on here!! |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by kodylicky(f): 9:19am On Jun 24, 2010 |
lol @Efe use ur ear muff "HIGH NOISE AREA" |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 11:30am On Jun 24, 2010 |
^^ abi? |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by donsponky(m): 3:50pm On Jun 24, 2010 |
i love this fucking joke because its fucking good, i hope the fucking moderators wont bleeped with this fucking jokes @ poster hey men you are fucking good |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by Nobody: 3:57pm On Jun 24, 2010 |
donsponky: the more u fuckin tenk me the fuckin more u fuckin put my id status in fuckin jeopardy, jst fuckin enjoy d fuckin joke & fuckin 4gt abt fuckin compliments, [s]Mr.moderator pls fuckin pardon me o![/s] |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by jokingmary(m): 4:45pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
Nice one |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by StudioCFR(m): 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
The joke is fucking dryB-) *burns down thread* |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 12:46am On Jun 27, 2010 |
^^hehehe ur such a *bleeping* baaaaaaaaad boi!! |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by StudioCFR(m): 7:39am On Jun 29, 2010 |
U don miss your period again. Shi.t mehn. |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by EfemenaXY: 12:17pm On Jun 29, 2010 |
Studio stop derailing and stay on the **bleeping** topic! |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by oludayomi(f): 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2010 |
nice one just dnt lik dat particular word bn used ovr n ovr again |
Re: THE BANK MANAGER by AyoAina: 11:41am On Jun 30, 2010 |
abegi, make una leave am, na so basketmouth take talk am. |
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