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Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 6:23pm On Feb 21, 2016
HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND:
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy:-
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall
system performance. This is particularly in the
flower and jwellery applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
Valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0
and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do?
Regards
Xxxx



Reply:
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 , then only it will
automatically run the applications Jwellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5
However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8
Also DO NOT disturb the original package of
Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will
automatically be downloaded into your system.
So please be careful!
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
We recommend: Cooking 3.0
Good Luck Madam !
Rgds
Xxxx

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Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by Synzu(m): 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2016
I swear, I didn't read this shiit.. angry
Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by PlayerMeji: 6:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
I liked it...it was really interesting.

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Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by cruzita(f): 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2016
undecided should I read that?
Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by 4everisaac(m): 6:54pm On Feb 21, 2016
Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by 4everisaac(m): 6:55pm On Feb 21, 2016
Synzu:
I swear, I didn't read this shiit.. angry

just wanted to be FTC. We know

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Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 7:15pm On Feb 21, 2016
Wats all dis rubbish... What has dt nonsense FTC done for u guys.... E diots suffering from E inferiority.

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Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 7:17pm On Feb 21, 2016
Synzu:
I swear, I didn't read this shiit.. angry
If I wanted to insult you, I would say your sense of reasoning has been obliterated but I won't insult you sha. Mad rush for nothing..

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Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by Benndted(m): 7:17pm On Feb 21, 2016
Mtsheeew
Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by Edwinmason(m): 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
interesting
Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by holluikon(m): 5:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
also don't forget to flash S*X 6.0 via regular-recovery mode with good connection to latest S*X POSITIONS throughout for better installation.

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