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Easter May Be Postponed!!! by Chule(m): 6:27am On Feb 22, 2016
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!

Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small due to the current economy situation and high rate US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiations re still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when he will receive alert from his bank.

Judas and his entire family duly apologize for d inconveniences caused.

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Re: Easter May Be Postponed!!! by Mario1989(m): 6:39am On Feb 22, 2016
Joke section!!!
Re: Easter May Be Postponed!!! by Bonapart(m): 6:40am On Feb 22, 2016
God is not mocked my bro

limit your never funny jokes

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