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Easter May Be Postponed This Year by omonighoblessing(f): 11:07pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!ยก!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED
Report says that Judas is refusing to
betray Jesus this year.
He claims the 30 pieces of silver is
too small due to current economic
situation of increase.
He is demanding 100% increment on
the amount.
Negotiation are still ongoing between
the Pharisees, Scribes and High-
Priests, which means that Easter may
not be celebrated this year.
You are hereby advise to free your
goats and chicken awaiting
crucifixion during the Easter season
pending when Judas will receive
alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly
apologize for the inconveniences
caused.
...............................
Why are you not laughing? Is it not
funny? |
Re: Easter May Be Postponed This Year by jaymejate: 11:12pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
Infact i no fit donate laff for you |
Re: Easter May Be Postponed This Year by omonighoblessing(f): 11:56pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
jaymejate:hehehehehehehehehehe |
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