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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 10:15pm On Feb 26, 2016
Your grandpa willed a blessing for you. You have a blessing in disguise. About your "gold digger" girlfriend, you dodge a bullet. Thank God, she left.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by coolestca(m): 10:15pm On Feb 26, 2016
Lol
But seriously it could be a blessing loose the rewinder maybe something fit dey inside
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry
is this a joke or just trying to make it real undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by 3rdlegxxx(m): 10:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
goldbim:
u again?get behind me, u monitoring spirit..lol.

If I catch u ermmm, u faceless spirit, say na me u dey call monitoring spirit abi, isokay

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 10:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
. Come op, dat rewinder maybe useful in the future don't discard it joke apart
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by OBTMOS(m): 10:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
Ur grand pa flirt den b dat oo or him be celeb. Evidence of hard work though, he had something to liv behind
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Cavenchy(m): 10:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
Thank your grandfather's spirit. He just saved you from the fake gf holding your future bound. You are free, watch how your success would quadruple from now on.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by MadCow1: 10:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by mightyhaze: 10:21pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
i can see u re in support of injustice
sou and ur babe just siddon fold hands dey wait granny inheritance! Chai! Maybe una no evn look afta d guy wella,hence he give una rock make una dive tongue

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by rhymesnoni(m): 10:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
Lol, eyya ah no blame da old man maybe he aint really ya gran pa.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by banio: 10:25pm On Feb 26, 2016
Your grand Pa browsed the Internet and saw Ur name, thelastidiot. That's why he willed that to you.

Na Ajoke o

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by humblemind007: 10:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
Try nd open it 1st maybe ur will is just keep inside

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by vislabraye(m): 10:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

That could be an artefact. Who knows
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by oloriadejoke(f): 10:27pm On Feb 26, 2016
Op don't be the last idiot start singing songs of praise, your grandfather don know sey ur girlfriend na gold digger that's y he dash u dat old rewinder....but wait oo have u check inside it who knows there maybe a gold coin there lolzzz

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 26, 2016
Pls appreciate your grandad,so urs can appreciate you.and stop disgracing your ancestor.
TheLastIdiot:
i hv checked in and out of d god-forsaken re-winder; i didn't see any valuable thin. only d miserable eggs of cockroaches! Oh, i go die oo!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by wheezie24(m): 10:29pm On Feb 26, 2016
ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.
ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.
ozy4christ:
Have u checkd d inside of dat stuff cos he might leave sumtn inside and if nt just work hard and earn ur property as 4 ur girl,its good dat u kw she is just materialistic lady.truely its when u lack things dat u wil kw ur true friend,leave her and move on.
too much of nollywood movies

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by therapistmrs: 10:30pm On Feb 26, 2016
May you grandfather rest in peace.your girlfriend never loved you,she was after what you could get from your grandpa.trust me, your old man knew.don't bother killing yourself for a gold digger.
You'll soon find yourself a good girl.keep your head up.
All the best.

therapistmrs.. com

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by fortunechy(m): 10:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
laughing in china........bt the gal no try though!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by bewla(m): 10:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
grandpa and wisdom .he won't u to rewind some of your past time in life u miss some thing

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by eddysophia(m): 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
At all at all na bad pass

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by mymadam(m): 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
@Op, seriously, are you jobless? Just asking.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by emerged01(m): 10:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
This guy is truly last idiot.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by ombugaduemmanue(m): 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
bro u beta du sumtin 2 dat gal b4 she du u sumtin du u.......... #Dollardoncost undecidedbro u beta du sumtin 2 dat gal b4 she du u sumtin du u.......... #Dollardoncost
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by badonkadonk: 10:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

U sef check am.. He was ur grandfather.. If ur grandfather give u the landed properties wey im get, wetin u want make e give im children?

I smell gold digging spirit in dat ur babe.. Better thank God.. He helped u uproot that spirit infested being from your life..

By the way.. Ur exboo has a standby boo incase u the original boo doesn't meet up.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by deyemia: 10:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
Your grandpa wants you to start a tape rewinding business, See the bright side

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by lilnapster(m): 10:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
Why she no go dump u,,,c wetin u inherit,,,end time inheritance
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nickymezor(f): 10:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
This is super story smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Spanner4(m): 10:42pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
dis is nt a joking matter ooo

Lolzzzz, could it be dat ur grandpa was a nairalander and discovered d moniker of his grandson is" Last Idiot"?

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Bishops10(m): 10:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
my grandpapa? D man strong wen im dey alive o! im juju for umunede dey smoke weed
Lwkmd.....guy you are truly an Idiot

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Apoztl3(m): 10:45pm On Feb 26, 2016
MzOnajin1:
Laughing in Spanish
Na Ijebu I laff in
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by todayguest(m): 10:45pm On Feb 26, 2016
Take it back to his grave and say: grandpa! I reject it IJN. Unless, it has the powers to fast-forward your destiny. (lol)
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by truthspeaks: 10:49pm On Feb 26, 2016
Guy, check dat tin well. I don't tink an elderly person will jst leave u an item jst like dat since he specifically gave it to u. U knw d old generation still like doing tins in mysterious ways. Bt incase u dnt find anytin, dnt throw it away.
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

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