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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by tanteta(m): 10:50pm On Feb 26, 2016
Take heart my friend....... It is well, just catch the next available bus and continue your journey.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by DJEhimond(m): 10:51pm On Feb 26, 2016
Omo see grand piano!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by unclekev(m): 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2016
The name of the Barrister tho!......liar
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by IYANGBALI: 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2016
no be piano be dat?you are very lucky o
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Emac34: 11:01pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
i am restless.she ditched me. God no dey sleep
hehehehegringrin
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by shogotermies(m): 11:05pm On Feb 26, 2016
if u are a son your grandfather loves,just believe me there is something special about the binatone, and that may be the source of his wealth.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Socketbet: 11:05pm On Feb 26, 2016
Rush and loosen it I think der is dollars inside grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by donj84: 11:10pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

Sorry to say ooo but its true..how will you be waiting for your grand father property to start life. So you can't go and hustle for your own property..guy wake up oooo...if you can't be better than your father, then its not worth it ooo..go find something to do with your life and stop following ladies that are after money jare..u funny o, God just saved u frm d babe, u d here d show emotional sadness..
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 11:13pm On Feb 26, 2016
donj84:


Sorry to say ooo but its true..how will you be waiting for your grand father property to start life. So you can't go and hustle for your own property..guy wake up oooo...if you can't be better than your father, then its not worth it ooo..go find something to do with your life and stop following ladies that are after money jare..u funny o, God just saved u frm d babe, u d here d show emotional sadness..
bros God's time is d best. all fingers re not equal. slippers get sizes!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 11:15pm On Feb 26, 2016
sonofananimal:
is this a joke or just trying to make it real undecided
true story baba
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by TheLastIdiot: 11:16pm On Feb 26, 2016
Cavenchy:
Thank your grandfather's spirit. He just saved you from the fake gf holding your future bound. You are free, watch how your success would quadruple from now on.
baba thank u ooo! i raise my hand o

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ekakamba: 11:29pm On Feb 26, 2016
Forget her! NĂ¥ liability walka go so. You granddada hustle his, gear up and hustle yours then Angelina 'Jolies', Jennifer 'Lopezs', Genevieve 'Nnajis', 'Cossys' go follow you dey way flies dey follow 'sheet' for small pikin nyash.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by nduprincekc(m): 11:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
Bros am afffriad for wat am about to tell you rite now'''so becareful!!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by cutekhalifa(m): 11:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
ur girlfriend did the right tin by dumping ur sorry ass in trash can... how sure u are not the one that strangle the old man


ur case remind me one oyibo novel I read those days, billionaire pikins fighting over their papa money , commit all kind of atrocities because of wealth, it came down on them after the lawyer read the will, and the stupid guys find out that the old man no leave anything for them, the billionaire even owned government million of dollars in taxes, come see as dead body bury it self.... grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by kennethchidi(m): 11:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry
Very funny......but old men sha.
Before u commit suicide,try observe dat tn u inherited well.....who knows there could b something very valuable inside dat dirty stuff u r holding.....u know old men are full of riddles and u r left to solve it to ur gain. but if peradventure it's no riddle,den all I can say is maybe u slept with a gal ur grandpa was interested in when he was alive! cheesy grin.
And as for d gal,forget her.
Gudluck

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by eme1n(m): 11:42pm On Feb 26, 2016
Open the thing, key to His safe or treasure map fit dey inside!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by tiredface: 11:47pm On Feb 26, 2016
THE MAN WAS ONLY PAYING YOU BACK WITH SAME LOVE YOU GAVE HIM, YOURE TOO BLIND TO SEE IT, IM SORRY.YOUR ATTITUDE, BEHAVIOR, YOUR EVERYTHING WHEN HE WAS ALIVE IS PROBABLY WHAT EARNED U THAT. THAT SAME EVERYTHING THAT BLINDED U FROM KNOWING THE WOMAN YOURE WERE DATING

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Swiftboy(m): 11:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
goldbim:
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.
Nice thinking...

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Oche211(m): 11:52pm On Feb 26, 2016
Some things are more valuable by the memories they invoke or bring than their monetary values.
If u handle that well, dat might be a generational treasure.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by medexico(m): 11:52pm On Feb 26, 2016
Open am!
he may have hidden directions on how to get his money as old men don't use banks.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Oche211(m): 11:53pm On Feb 26, 2016
For u grandpa to will dat to u means that he cherish nd treasure it. If u truly cherish his memory, keep that thing safe nd pamper it.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ay04z(m): 11:53pm On Feb 26, 2016
cooked story.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by DedeNkem: 11:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Don't feel bad when a f*ucking gold-digger leaves.
The old stuff you have may be valuable. Go to an Antique Appraiser.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by vkon2(m): 12:05am On Feb 27, 2016
What were u expecting, a herms bag,? Do u know the value of wat u inherit from your grandpa during his time, ? dude be grateful cos u just inherit a valuable
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ubanid(m): 12:40am On Feb 27, 2016
Your grand father hate you die, him own worst o, wetin u go use that one do abi him want make u build museum

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by ninodaniel(m): 12:40am On Feb 27, 2016
from ur name u r an idiot and d last one for dt matter. ur babe left u because u r an idiot
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ajusshi: 1:26am On Feb 27, 2016
SAVEDBABA:
sale it in pawn shop
Do you own a porn shop?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Wyttcat: 1:47am On Feb 27, 2016
That's antique, restore it and post the picture again.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Roses1(f): 2:00am On Feb 27, 2016
dnt give up yet bro, maybe inside that rewinder there a treasure, a treasure map or something. break it to find our, i promise u, she will come back.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by zeer: 2:07am On Feb 27, 2016
bro
your grand pa no tryyy
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by AreaFada2: 2:34am On Feb 27, 2016
Ol' boy, go join them Alibaba, Ay and co. grin cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by PrinceRules(m): 3:12am On Feb 27, 2016
fake story

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