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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by anonimi: 4:10am On Feb 27, 2016
You better look inside the rewinder, maybe the old man hid a surprise for you there. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Fime2000: 4:38am On Feb 27, 2016
c let me ask u, with out yr grpa properties wot u live. yr girl friend dt left u because of dt, can't she join u and make money. dt means she bfriend u just 4 yr grpa properties she a thief let her go ok, she not a wife materal ok.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by EmekaBlue(m): 5:26am On Feb 27, 2016
If true dnt blame her coz no girl wanna suffer more in the zoo nigeria..ur grandpa tho..mayb he doesnt hv much
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by gary400(m): 6:23am On Feb 27, 2016
Oga Abeg no trowey dt thing o....my guy dem go still need that stuff anytime...u remember how they looked for that old wall clock....as am writing this...my grandfather also gave to me an instant camera..e dey fresh for my safe...
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by glossy6(f): 6:36am On Feb 27, 2016
You are not the last idiot. Others are on their way. lol
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by rafcrown(m): 6:45am On Feb 27, 2016
LOOK INSIDE PROPERLY,Maybe you can strike Gold or hidden treasure inside it.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by biookuta(m): 6:56am On Feb 27, 2016
goldbim:
Lol,your grandpa left you a valuable ANTIQUE..in the next 80years,your kids'll enjoy its proceed.dnt mind your babe,u hear??lol.
Oboy let him worry cos to get another babe na wahala
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by olafestid(m): 6:57am On Feb 27, 2016
Take good care of that thing u inherited, it might be so special and u will get to know later on, u can check the inside, likely something might be hidden inside.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by stanley000: 7:17am On Feb 27, 2016
pics of your girl packing or....
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by RexTramadol1: 7:27am On Feb 27, 2016
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This is really a bitter pill




You no get any iwulo for baba agba be dat!
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by famzynet: 7:31am On Feb 27, 2016
Keep that thing well. You never can tell it's worth in the future.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Henovy: 7:52am On Feb 27, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I go swear for am o
Swear for a dead person? This your anger has affected your brain. Please move on with your life, will ya?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Tonason: 8:00am On Feb 27, 2016
Have you opened it to check what is inside? Maybe gold and Diamond, check it out
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by KehindeOmololu: 8:20am On Feb 27, 2016
Becareful and examine what the old man WILL for you..There might be treasures inside..I strongly believe there is a reason why he chose to give that,of all his propertities.

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ibelove: 9:01am On Feb 27, 2016
The story is an obvious lie. No one answers isiokporoko(stockfish, the head part) ndu ogologo(long life). In conclusion, (a) your grandpa never existed. (b) your claim of staying with him is false. (c) a grandpa who has such property as you claim, don't even need to write a will talk less of having a lawyer.(d) the lawyer never existed. (e) you never had a girl friend who broke your heart. (f) the whole story is a lie and a scam. if you doubt me, ask Mr President
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 9:12am On Feb 27, 2016
Take it as a family Heirloom. It brings luck bro. As for that girl let her go she's bad luck.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Boyooosa(m): 9:18am On Feb 27, 2016
@op, take heart and be hopeful that 'One day, you will be great just like GRANPA' grin
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 9:33am On Feb 27, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all angry The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! angry I go commit suicide ooo! angry

I love ur moniker. U re really d last idiot i will ever see. Open that rewinder and u may be surprised at what u will find. Even if nothing, u have ur life to live and acquire properties. And for ur gf hope ahe finds a rich man's son.
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by abayomilove(m): 9:37am On Feb 27, 2016
open the head of your inheritance you will fine something inside... believe me Bro

another Gulder Ultimate Search smiley
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by victorazy(m): 9:46am On Feb 27, 2016
TheLastIdiot:
i am restless.she ditched me. God no dey sleep
U no lose, at least u fvck her well grin grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by tanzania79: 9:53am On Feb 27, 2016
Very sorry
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by tinydev56: 10:11am On Feb 27, 2016
Op i no sure sey u get sense, u dey mumu after ur grandpapa's will at dis stage.........ur chinco come run for una because ur so called grandpapa no give u something valuable and then again u wan go commit suicide............are you for real?
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Alwaystruth: 10:14am On Feb 27, 2016
This is a joke as the name of your grandpa's lawyer says it all. Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo. hahahha grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 11:26am On Feb 27, 2016
Ajusshi:
Do you own a porn shop?
lol....i neva said porn shop.....nvm u will wont find one pawn shop in Nigeria,just clean the stuff up and use it to decorate ur house
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by kelvinklein219(m): 12:06pm On Feb 27, 2016
Your grand dad left you a very important antique + valuable,if he told you with his mouth what he saw in your girl friend you wouldn't have agreed, now the gift is not ending up with a gold digger... Oya chay
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 3:42pm On Feb 27, 2016
She was right because for your old pa to leave only this for you,he knows that you are a psycopathic olosho.So why she go Dey waste her time for guy wey Im old pa no even value-
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by DrTims(m): 3:44pm On Feb 27, 2016
Bros this ur story is unbelievable. Are u crippled? Why can't u hustle for ur own wealth
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Lincoln275(m): 3:48pm On Feb 27, 2016
check that thing very well, ur grandpa get reason of given u dt unless u b bad boy to him wen he was alive
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Awaja(m): 4:20pm On Feb 27, 2016
Maybe he wants you to be a video director or something close
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by damiandammy(m): 9:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
and that is enough a treasure
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Ayobami7(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2019
lol
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me Because I Inherited This From My Grandfather!!! by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 30, 2019
It's engaging not just strong! embarassed

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