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Seven Lies That Only Happen In Porn by Sabipeepz(f): 3:14pm On Feb 29, 2016
Pornos portray women as being ready for sex 24/7, whether they’re eating, sleeping, washing dishes. Photos: Various
A colleague sent me an article about Tantra, and how it’s the complete opposite of porn, as it offers more intimacy and blah blah.

It’s not that I don’t buy it, but you’ve got to admit that the process is the same, and involves the sex organs as usual but we can’t deny that it actually offers more intimacy or so they say.

Anyways, the article got me thinking about Porn in general, and how far off it is from how real life people actually have sex, especially how unrealistic the whole process is. Here are a few instances…

1.Every delivery guy/girl is a sex target

C’mon! Isn’t it just silly that Porn makes it seem like every delivery guy/girl that turns up at your door should be rewarded with sex, particularly as they are always good looking.

Women are always in the mood for sex
Of course, you know this isn’t true, not one bit. However, Pornos portray women as being ready for sex 24/7, whether they’re eating, sleeping, washing dishes, cleaning the house, strolling down the street etc.

2. Every guy is hung like a horse
Thanks to porn, all men in the world walk around in a constant state of arousal, with 9 inch joysticks. At least that’s what they’d have us believe.

3. All women have ‘ringtones’
Sex is always noisy, with women providing beautiful background music, that’s what Porn says and people seem to have adopted it as fact. Ask 9ice, he wrote a song about it. If a girl isn’t screaming her throat sore then she’s no good in bed. You know that’s bullshit right?

Read Full Story Here: http://sabipeepz.com.ng/seven-lies-that-only-happen-in-porn/

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Re: Seven Lies That Only Happen In Porn by Last2comment(m): 3:15pm On Feb 29, 2016
This is very interesting... why can't you just put all here.
Re: Seven Lies That Only Happen In Porn by BoiledHead(m): 3:20pm On Feb 29, 2016
They are not lies.. they are true.

In the u.s 56% of sex mates are pizza delivery guys and girls.

And truly in u.k 68% of ladies are ready for sex anytime the government even had to make 16 legal age for sex and porn.

So get your facts right. U will say in Naija. Naija with hypocrites. U haven't been round d world

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