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hilarious

Rib cracking hilarious jokes to end the week. God bless the OP.

That party jollof rice own they pain pass, esp when you came from a far distance and couldn't take anythg b4 leaving home all in the name of beating holdup. You will be jst be sighning "hmmmmm" till you escape the horrible experience.

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Bloody hilarious. Oh man.

I couldn't control it anymore, so bozz told me 2 leave his office bur thnk God am stil holdn my fone

I love 9ja wela

ehix89:
hilarious stuff...when u finally get to d front nd dhey tell u dodo has finished, yhu go jzt weak :-)

must u buy dodo?

I always have my ways with the queues....

saintvc:
I have Neva enta queue in my life

really? Wish part of d country are u?

very true.
very hilarious especially the memes about Atm machines.

skarlett:
Typical zikoko stuff

I actually thought it was from zikoko.

Glowstone:
If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.







1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.








2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”

Are they sharing money in front?







3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre





4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.Abi u dey text your ancestors








5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.

I’m judging you please.










6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.

BaBa where your conscience?








7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”

Are they following me from somewhere?









8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.

Is this heaven?








9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.

The patient dog gets the best Jollof.









10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.

What is this life?









11. What about Nigerian banks?

Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..








12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.

Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?









13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.

Are they bringing it from Heaven?








And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like

But deep inside u r like







:http://partyjollof.com/14-photos-you-can-relate-to-if-youve-ever-had-to-queue-for-anything-in-nigeria/

Really cracked me up

Ha! The ATM post in my school, na die! The queue makes you develop a fever. Go there, na 1k we dey withdraw..

This is super funny

God.....I done laugh so tey I spill water for body....na that ATM funny pass.....lmao

Best post all day

Harmony92:
must u buy dodo?

I treasure dodo pass d main rice my sister

crazy stuff.

Queue is fast becoming our way of life in Nigeria, because you queue for nearly everything in this part of the black race.

the funniest is the chinwetel ejiofor meme and the jollof rice part