DJBIGGY:
Ha! The worst part of this is that it would be sold in schools and children will assimilate what they would be taught. One can only but imagine how the contents of the book would look like.



Three people are responsible... the author and the printing press. While the author's fault is obvious and inexcusable. How can i own a desktop publishing printing press and not edit and proof read what is being given to me to type, bind and package? Unfortunately, money matter have blinded the ethics of publishing. Tufiakwa!!!

Thirdly sef, our Nigerian Publisher Association is literally dead... Any dick and harry can publish a book today without their knowledge and it would be in circulation in the market. Chayiiiiii!

Last last, diariz God!!!

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/03/dayum-see-what-graduate-wrote-as-book.html

They does? List instead of least? God, this woman is crazy..

University/polytechnics as the case may be shouldn't be seen as a ground for correction of such anomalies. The much I know, every university/polytechnic graduate is expected to have gone through a secondary school where the fundamentals of English language is being taught. My point is Nigerian education systen has lost it. 70% of this blame goes to the secondary school because the first question u want to ask is how did such fellow passed English in WAEC/NECO at credit level.
Because of the corruption that has eaten deep into the country people maneuver their ways to miracles center to Ace all subject in their O' Level, Score high marks in Jamb and pay so much to get admitted into some of the institutions and probably graduate with a third class all in the name of having the so much highly respected CERTIFICATE as far as the country is concern

DJBIGGY:

Wah?

that's the meaning biggy

seriously majority of d products of se n ss state univ. r not employable even have one so called computer education graduate dt cannot write a line of basic programming

Dolypson04:

Hello. I need professional advice from you. Can I have your contact details please?

Go to my profile & send me a private message.
Cheers.

What is the problem?

Fear of failure is killing many people.

Write your own book before you condemn the guy.

I made mistakes too.

What about the Publisher or the error from the printer?

Embrace failure. Take a risk. You will succeed.

Excellence is an act of doing something continuously until it becomes perfect.

Ndigbo Kwenu!!!

Ewo and the leaders of tomorrow are supposed to read this. God have mercy. Tears for ma country

hyperlink error

Oh my God! I covered my eye and my brain with blood of Jesus.. the expression on the covered are of English virus.that can destroy a young fresh table brain.....Awon omowe niye...

The use of English language is being murdered by all

sukkot:
tribalist writer. why cant one of the three friends be oyinlola and the other aishat ?

. Is that your own problem in these shenanigans

'tis a pity.

'tis really a shame.

I weep for the coming generation.

A "graduate" with B.sc in Business Admin. wrote that? I'm not surprised at all!
Nigerian universities churn out illiterate "graduates" yearly. That's why there are many unemployed "graduates" because they're unemployable.

There're many 'graduates" here on Nairaland who can't write English too.

IVORY2009:
There is a popular saying "Never judge a book by its cover" but this one, have to be judged by its cover...

Loll. It has to be o

DJBIGGY:


lol what does that mean?

original meaning: it is fearful or scary

kuuljay:
gbam!!! There are extremely brilliant students down there how ever they produce very terrible graduates in the name of sorting,i engaged a corper from ESUT last week and I was really shocked

Your own English is not as bright as you think, so many punctuation catastrophe and incorrect spellings! Will I be saying the truth if I say you're also a product of sorting?

kuuljay:
pitying bros why nah haha!!

Pitying is a correct English.

now thats really cr.azy. can somebody imagine? "they does"...i dnt blame her. shez a business administrator afterall

basbone:


have you checked "pitying" in the dictionary do not judge so that you're not ......

That word truly exists, check a comprehensive dictionary & verify

adeaks:
Look at what she wrote under the title.

(The Ups and Down Of ITS)




The publisher and the author deserve to be flogged.

Lol.. .see how they spelt 'Author' in 'About The Autor'

God2man:
What is the problem?

Fear of failure is killing many people.

Write your own book before you condemn the guy.

I made mistakes too.

What about the Publisher or the error from the printer?

Embrace failure. Take a risk. You will succeed.

Excellence is an act of doing something continuously until it becomes perfect.

not like a book for kids sweety. they are gonna learn that bull crap for a very long time. i was in primary 2 when i read the word 'fragile' in a book. primary 5 when i learnt 'abandon' and jss1 when i learnt "juggle"....they sounded sooooooo big to me and funny too.


my point is : kids never really forget. so the writer was not supposed to test his ugly Eskimo literacy in a book for kids! yuck. that sucks man.

English is a bitter lemon, you better go & start from the brighter grammar series one

misgab:
seriously majority of d products of se n ss state univ. r not employable even have one so called computer education graduate dt cannot write a line of basic programming

And when did you carry out the research to arrive at your so called "majority"? Mr. man remove the log of wood in your eyes first before attempting to remove the one in another person's eye

kuuljay:
you even sabi read at all! Pls go back and read the cover this time slowly

Please ,I saw ANSU NOT ABSU.No vex,abeg-

It is indeed a pulsating story

This is indeed funniest comedy from Nig for the moment. Writing short nonsense since 1960

basbone:


have you checked "pitying" in the dictionary do not judge so that you're not ......

"Pitying" is an existing english word. Always be careful while trying to correct people, you might be the wrong person.
So shocking people could like your post despite having internet access to confirm.

Lazy thinkers everywhere...

basbone:


have you checked "pitying" in the dictionary do not judge so that you're not ......

as in eh..... I dunno what to say to u again.

Lolz, but is she the one that is borns it?!





This is so hilarious, but seriously, one's written and spoken english isn't based on the Uni, it's based more on one's educational roots, altho one is expected to improve on it, but some secondary sch students speak better Eng than some graduates, an example is right b4 u. Trying to imagine how she got thru the Uni with such English.

jamex93:
U sure say no b pirate copy?



If a graduate really wrote this


Den him and the sch dat he graduated from get big problem

Nah Mama oooo and I'm pretty sure she's no graduate.

She should be arrested and prosecuted ASAP.