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Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 10:34am On Mar 15, 2016 |
From yahoo answer Okay so please listen to what I have to say. Im really confused so a while ago, I was masturbating with an egg when right when I was about to orgasm, my vag just like, sucked it up. It was like a vaccum. Not just a regular vaccum, my vag is a dyson. Anyway, I was so scared that I spent the rest of the night trying to queef that egg out but it wouldn't come out. The next day, while I was playing basketball during gym, the egg fell out and into my underwear! I was so afraid to take it out because I was scared people were going to think i was growing a penis or something. When I got home, I took it out and found out that the egg had HARD-BOILED! My vagina is a vaccum and a pot of boiling water! It hard-boiled an egg! Im not done! So I didnt know what else to do so i put the egg in the fridge and a couple hours later, my dad was eating an Egg Salad Sandwhich! He then started gagging and coughing. Should I tell my dad about the egg? |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Topestbilly(m): 10:35am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Op is it from lai mohammed yahoo page you got dis from? 6 Likes |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Nobody: 10:38am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by falconey(m): 10:40am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Please can it cook rice? 3 Likes |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Monalisa185(f): 10:44am On Mar 15, 2016 |
lol..this op can lie ehhhh, oya where's the link to the mumu page? so because one silly girl masturbated with a cucumber and left it in the fridge, then her father ate it, you decided to boil an egg in you vagina and equally left it for your father to eat as well.. . op, fear God ooo...next time, be more constructive in your lies na, this one no enter atol..(no offense 6 Likes |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by eleko1: 10:48am On Mar 15, 2016 |
continue to cook/feed ur lie to the mumus
continue to cook/feed ur lie to the mumus 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by TaiKuun(m): 10:48am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Im still looking for the first time ill come across a truthful person on nairaland 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Hawlahscho(m): 10:51am On Mar 15, 2016 |
AbduLIE developed LInus 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 10:51am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Monalisa185:You need serious koboko beating. Oya see for you self. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130913193721AACrlau# |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by DemiGoddess(f): 11:03am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Lmfao! Egwu adigo na Katanga! Op this is one hell of a bloody lie and you seem to be out of your semi freaking mind!! Mehn this is outrageous!!! |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 12:25pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
DemiGoddess:then experiment it on your self to see if it is true instead. Simple! Me I don't have vag |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by DemiGoddess(f): 3:54pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
INTERMAN:No thanks |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by faith551(m): 4:04pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
wow!!! so you lay eggs? nice development. 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Fadman4real(m): 4:42pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
Next stage of evolution |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 6:27pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
what concern me |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Adonis3: 6:56pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
so the egg was in you till the next day, You slept, Walked, Played BBall And it didn't break OP, I salute YOU!!! #Adonis3HasSopken 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by duduade: 8:07pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
And my mother ate the susage fried by my pineni... |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 11:52pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
it doesn't conc |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by stevecantrell: 1:23am On Mar 16, 2016 |
Hmmm....this might be a new solution to Nigeria's energy problems. Bio-vag-stove. 1 Like |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by Nobody: 8:54am On Mar 17, 2016 |
INTERMAN:I've always known u are a Yaba left patient.E no go beta for d person wey make your life bend......... |
Re: Help! My Father Ate The Egg Cooked By My V*gina by INTERMAN: 1:12pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
reminiscing:what I do? |
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