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Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by bankable: 5:35am On Mar 16, 2016
hello nairalanders i wanna share a story that put me in a big trouble . i am a 23year old houseboy and i work for this young couple and they are quite nice. my trouble started last sunday when d wifes sister who was based abroad came back home. she has been based in the u.k for d last 2years for her masters program. and now visiting home.we took her at d airport and took her home. omo see bakassi and big breast d sister sexy die shes a little older than me or around my age omo i don trip die and u know aw they work out there abroad giving them dat perfect shape that drives a man crazy. they arrived home wining and dining and everything went well. the husband was not at home so d wife used the opportunity and slept in visitors room with the sister so that they can gist. they gisted for a couple of hours after which she was feeling sleepy due to the stress of the journey. unfortunately their was no light and d husband was not at home to bring fuel which we cant get around due to scarceness. the wife decided to sleep with her in her room since the hubby wasnt home. after a while d sister complained about too much heat and decided to stripe unclad the wife also did. the wife after a couple of hours around one o clock in the mid night was feeling uncomfortable because d sister sleeps hap harzardly she can just turn and sleep on her or put her legs on her and sometimes occupy 80% of the bed in yoruba they call it jarunpa.(dunno d English) the wife decided to go to her room and i saw her and asked and she explained to me. i was having latenight chat then. and i was eavesdropping wen she said she wanna strip because of heat.i have been fantasizing about lying nekkid next to her nekkid sexy body. omo dat will be paradise on earth. then the devil gave me an idea.the idea that will land me in hot soup. she might tink her sister went to urinate and she will be expecting her and again she was a deep sleeper the one they can beat during sleep and she wont know. so if i go to her bed naked she wont know m d one.
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by bigtt76(f): 5:39am On Mar 16, 2016
Ok
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by DEXTROVERT: 5:50am On Mar 16, 2016
Idiot....

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by kogirodent: 5:51am On Mar 16, 2016
where the remaining story?
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Nobody: 5:57am On Mar 16, 2016
shocked too much talk...no action...

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by walearoy(m): 6:20am On Mar 16, 2016
Ok
Make I buy land

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by firstking01(m): 6:23am On Mar 16, 2016
Mtcheeews, you wno't melo yourself dwn so you can use them and achieve what you went there forundecided

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Adonis3: 6:25am On Mar 16, 2016
Y
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Roidatom(m): 6:33am On Mar 16, 2016
See your brain! The knots are gradually loosing.
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Futureviz: 6:36am On Mar 16, 2016
na wow lets hear how d story ends continue joor
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by tempem: 6:40am On Mar 16, 2016
A life about to be wasted. Oh death, where is thy sting?

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Realhommie(m): 6:50am On Mar 16, 2016
Mtcheeeeeew, SMH..

You know what happens to a soul abt to perish sha, they just wn't listen anymore.. #ReceiveSense
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by obiorathesubtle: 6:59am On Mar 16, 2016
smh.. All these houseboys..
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Synzu(m): 7:02am On Mar 16, 2016
Lol. I like that name "fornication" gringrin
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by MzOnajin1(f): 7:14am On Mar 16, 2016
Waiting patiently
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by MilesLamar(m): 7:18am On Mar 16, 2016
R.I.p op
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Sexytemi(f): 7:30am On Mar 16, 2016
waiting for the remaining part of d gist *while i sip my hot chocolate*....
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Aremu01(m): 8:05am On Mar 16, 2016
U need a knock

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by CivilzedTyger(m): 8:08am On Mar 16, 2016
Lol Konji is a freak grin

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by alobright17(m): 8:34am On Mar 16, 2016
So what's the prayer point ?olodo.
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by MrToneroro: 8:50am On Mar 16, 2016
Maybe he's busy doing chores...hope say you fine, cus if madam sister slap you, them fit sack you join am
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by MrToneroro: 8:57am On Mar 16, 2016
On a second thought, they may be showing this movie on Africa Magic Yoruba
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by pointblank247(m): 10:05am On Mar 16, 2016
omnipeesent narrator. not possible in non fiction. bros i dey try explain say na trash u just write
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:52am On Mar 16, 2016
Abeg, anyone who could actually comprehend this guy's post should explain what he is trying to say. Even Blackslaw is useless right now.
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Arian11(m): 11:54am On Mar 16, 2016
From the producers who brought you binta and friends , life is beautiful ...stay tuned for the complete tori after the commercial

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Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by bankable: 4:44pm On Mar 16, 2016
so i switched on d torch light of my phone and then i tiptoed inside opening the door as gently as i could. then i pointed d light towards d direction then i saw what will be my most delightful view of my life she was nekkid. i was scared to sleep beside her because my heart was pounding. one spirit told me not to do it. the other was telling me otherwise. but nna men i cant loose this opportunity. then in a systemmatical approach i slid beside her quietly waiting patiently for her to move. in a matter of minutes my prayers were ansad she raised her legs and placed den on my thighs covering my d**k. my d**k rose up. i was enjoying d sensation under pressure. then she turned around and slept on me she was lying chest down on me. her firm big breast on top of me men i was in cloud nine. then i slowly took my hand and started carressing her big bom bom yeeeh omo i don die. d booty soft no b small slowly slowly i dey rub am, i squeeze am then on top dat i dey use hand tap am pam pam, for my mind i was saying bitch whos ur daddy. then i started having a feeling that she knows and she was enjoying it so i kept on doing it. unfortunately she turned her back lying on d bed so i couldn't do anything again cos i was scared to be on top her cos she might wake. i was using style to caress her then i went harder squeezing her breast. omo devil tell me say no worry u be fineboy she dey enjoy am. then she shook so i withdrew i was so scared but broda satan tell me say forgeeet. then she made a sleeping pattern that would be d last straw dat will break d camels back.she spread her legs wide lying on her back with her punana free and then i concluded in my mind she was doing it intentionally nothing more so i decided to play along. i den climbed on top her and started thrusting in my d**k. i was still scared so i was doing it cautiously then when i noticed her muteness i decided to go harder not knowing i was going into my early grave. i was seriously enjoying it then all of a sudden. anoda prayer of mine was ansad, nepa brought light. unknown to me i have forgotten to switch off d home theatre wen nepa took d light in d afternoon wen madam don go carry her sister from airport. i was playing loud music in d home theatre cos i dey use opportunity when dem no dey aus. so as nepa bring light, loud music begin play, light switchedon then she woke up to d suprise of her life.
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by oyxah(f): 6:47pm On Mar 16, 2016
Mtchwwww... what is this one again?
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by guente02(m): 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2016
oyxah:
Mtchwwww... what is this one again?
Taaah getaway u. U read am finish start form what kwanu?
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by oyxah(f): 8:15pm On Mar 16, 2016
guente02:

Taaah getaway u. U read am finish start form what kwanu?
Lol. I didn't read everything joor
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Akuneshiobike(m): 8:57pm On Mar 16, 2016
U wan enjoy free pvssyi abi? Kwontinu!
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by Youngpo413: 9:42pm On Mar 16, 2016
Hehe
Re: Funny Way Fornication Landed Me In Biggest Trouble Of My Life.pray For Me by seankay(m): 11:51pm On Mar 16, 2016
Bros you can lie o bet kwantinew

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