Hillary Clinton Appears Before Rally Completely Nude In Bid For Authenticity

‘Here I Am, A Mere Human Being,’ Says Naked Candidate


The Democratic presidential candidate explains her desire for Americans to see her as she is, unmediated by “any veils of pretense, preconception, or concealing cloth.”

RALEIGH, NC—Flatly declaring to audience members that she stood on stage as no more than a human being with nothing to hide, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton reportedly appeared Friday before a campaign rally completely nude in a bid to once and for all prove her authenticity.

Moments after being introduced to an enthusiastic crowd by North Carolina congressman G. K. Butterfield, Clinton is said to have taken the stage at PNC Arena, whereupon the 20,000 cheering spectators became abruptly silent at the sight of the fully naked former secretary of state walking slowly across the dais to the tune of John Mellencamp’s “Pink Houses.”

“I am here today not as a politician, nor as a presidential candidate, but simply as a vulnerable, flawed human—just like any one of you,” said Clinton, before pivoting in a slow circle at center stage with her arms outstretched at her sides and her palms held open, presenting to the crowd the entirety of her nude body. “Look upon me, friends. Go ahead and truly look. What you see before you is a living, breathing woman standing here exactly as she was created. I am unadorned. I am without artifice. I am real.”

“This, North Carolina, is Hillary Rodham Clinton,” she continued.

The former first lady, who throughout the rally spoke while clutching a handheld microphone inches from her exposed breasts, was then said to have elaborated for nearly 60 minutes on her essential nature and the shared human experience of being composed of humble organic matter, her pale, naked flesh standing in stark relief against the backdrop of her campaign logo. In addition to foregoing clothing, sources said Clinton appeared without makeup and allowed her hair to fall naturally to her bare shoulders, her unvarnished nude image projected on the arena’s 30-foot Jumbotron screen as she described herself as a “fragile, impermanent vessel.”

Those in attendance reported that Clinton’s speech—which often returned to the theme that, underneath the walls we put up to protect ourselves, we’re all merely people striving, surviving, and trying to do our best—was met largely by uninterrupted silence from the stunned and increasingly uncomfortable audience. Sources added that during pauses in her address, Clinton’s bare feet could be heard sticking against the floor as she walked across the raised platform.

Witnesses also noted that the bright stage lights left Clinton’s entire nude body covered in a visible sheen of slick sweat.

“I ask that you trust me, just as I have placed my trust in you by standing here today utterly defenseless and unconcealed,” said Clinton before taking a sip of water, as a supporter’s cough echoed throughout the arena and the last of the crowd’s “Fighting For Us” posters slowly sank into the sea of spectators. “You can believe in me because I am a person. I have fears, wants, and desires, as all of you do.”

I'm stil looking for the picture of the unclad candidate.

I swear, I have been dreaming of missy8-9 ever since I saw this picture - especially the blackbush.

Okon take me to America, I want to see that lady live and direct. These photographers can be funny and meddle with things only left to be imagined than being real.

Oyibo and madness

I don't believe it. This could be freedom of information/press taken too far.

If it is true it means the end of the world is nearer than we think.

Madness originated from America.

Uhmmm. Space booked.

End time Candidate cajoling end time electorates

Ha....I hope this is photoshopped....for if it is real, on the basis of the altar of this very desperation I withdraw my support for her.

Wait o, Donald Trump, get me my eyeglasses

I will give you 10 good reasons why the pix is not real

She is a disgrace to women worldwide, all because of power u throw away decency & respect to pigs. She should be disgraced out of the race

Na lie. Stop spreading lies.

And people believe this trash...?

End Time Candidate

Eebrahym:
I will give you 10 good reasons why the pix is not real

only a dummy would believe the trash

I know they're mad in America but to take the madness this far, not possible.

This plantain no fry abeg. Another story.

I don't believe this jo

Mjshexy:
She is a disgrace to women worldwide, all because of power u throw away decency & respect to pigs. She should be disgraced out of the race

wetin Na? Na everything you DEY believe self?

Frankiss44:


wetin Na? Na everything you DEY believe self?

Bros i just don't like to see so called elders doing all these jare, i really hope it's photoshopped

And some fool are believing this photoshoped pic