Guy that number two make me remember our days for TEXAS lounge Enugu, One guy go buy soup ingredients, as he just put water 4 fire, another guy done do Eba drop down, as the guy just bring the pot down OK, forget 2 cook soup that day, omo come see laugh

Gracito:
yeah

Ok

great uniben hall 4 brethren I will never forget thee hall 4 guys can give up 6cups of rice for 1 cup of beans

my landlord wan give me quit notice my laugh dey disturb him and the new orente he carry come, madam no dey house. kbliss so true about wat u wrote not a fiction. in hostel if you steal my slippers I took your sandal .

How about this one "Hide your porter, hotplate dey come"
#I rep hall 4 from 100l-400l

queenfav:
lwkmd...i love this,thanks for making me laugh.You made me remember how fun school was.I can relate to the beg beg aspect. Some people no just get shame o.I recall my 200 level,one supposed big girl using a blackberry torch 1 came to beg me to borrow her noodles,i just look her laff.Na me be mugu wen be NGO to share my food,while u fit afford fone of abt 100k?It still baffles me how i will be cooking,someone i dont even smile with will just bring plate!I dey wonder their confidence sha,cos u dont even know if d food is for coven initiation..lol,u just carry plate come beg.Some their strategy is to to branch your room once they see you cooking and form discussions about lectures.Na so dem go gist with you ooooo,till the food gets ready.I would just make food for both of us,cos dem don try for the gist and time wasted .You actually learn tolerance cos you meet a lot of characters.Some babes adjacent my room brought TV from home in my final year,na so dem go watch nigerian film reach 2.00am in d morning.I would go and knock on their door to complain,they would reduce it a bit, only to increase it after some minutes.E just dey do me make i dash them their personal slaps.Them no even consider say i get project to write.School hostel toilet is a no no.After i spent 15k to treat infection in my 100 level,nobody advice me to get my paint bucket to use as mobile toilet. When i gained admission newly,i was wondering what babes were using d paint buckets for,i see d reason first hand. The awoko(night reading) is something i really miss.That's when i sleep in d afternoon,and go to school by 1am,read till 4am,look for a male classmate to escort me to my hostel,make winch or ghost no catch me..lol..That's where u see people that will sleep throughout,from 1 am till i leave,i would then ask why they didn't remain in the comfort of their room.Some just come play and disturb people.There was never a dull moment..Plus those bad guys sef wen dey use awoko time cancel vulnerable diploma babes for back of classroom.@op no even remember the stealing aspect.Them show me pepper for my hostel sha.From my bathroom slippers,to buckets to clothes i washed,to even bra.Those babes dealt with me. fit just pul slippers keep,before i come out,second owner don wear am.I would move round d blocks,checking for it from door to door,for where!My friend came from offk to see me,na so dem carry her sandals of 3500.Na so she rake,swear for the person.I was just too shocked to even say anything cos it happened within minutes.In all sha,my uni days was fun abeg!GreatDelsu#whereeveryoneis acomedian!

From your experience (especially the dip student part which I can relate to although not part of those guys cus I don't do awoko in sch),I guess u school in delsu oleh campus. I never stay in the school hostel because am an introvert person and I like being alone sometimes,so i know i just can't cope with the hostel life. #repsunshinehostel#

I hated hostel life tho...its all shades of crazy,dirt and fun....i dont think i want to go through that stress again. .Great Uniben...Hall 2 gorls i hail oo

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

Do so and you will thank me later.
#IRepUniben

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

Do so and you will thank me later.
#IRepUniben

Drdonzeez:
Scholar ;DScholar

Lolz I p o.

Hehehehehhehhehehehebehehehehehehehehehehehheehehheh I can't stop laughing Lols

true talk

emmancipated:
one wey dey tire me pass na the morning criers.... veeeerryy early in the morning U go dey hear"wake up wake up, wake up for morning devotion"

Did you school in FUTMinna?

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

Believe me all public universities have halls of residence that could be tagged with such notoriety. I can remember my time at Abraka Hall, Delsu and the notorious Nelson Mandela Hall, Uniport. But, please ensure that the allure of the life in the hostel, for you, doesn't include destroying installed facilities or in engaging in sundry other irresponsible behaviors.

this reminds me of my university days... i stayed in almost every location and this is my conclusion


there is no place like HALL THREE... if u didn't stay there then u didn't enjoy uniben to the fullest

Hall 3 and 4 na funny place.I dey off campus (Ekosodin)from 100-400.Our story is different from this.You know what I mean?

every other experiences sound really cool except the toilet stuff. Ewww cant deal biko, i'll trade anything for clean toilet

Hostel is for babies....


off K is for We...



Off campus is also sweet when you live with Guys..as in..Hostel dominated by guys..Free things noni

Ksslib:


Source:Ksslib .. Repping the greatest #Uniben#

Of the greatest AWOITES.... Oh sorry .. they are not here. the baddest hall (awo hall, oau) on Nigeria campus. if u don't agree wit me. go and confirm. not in term of cultists group pool. but am talking abt students as clowns with most narrative listed above.

u go see where a hungry student go find mean of getting bean at Hall 1, get pot to cook at hall 2, water and other ingredient at hall 3 and finally go and cook it at hall 4.

or have u seen where student put beans, wit palm oil, salt and everything at dsame time and put it on fire and beg d roommate to help him remove it on fire wen it's done.
OF THE GREATEST AWOITES.

Ksslib:

Lol. Na hostel life be that oh.

Op all the rice o chop this nit i don vomit finish due to uncontrollable laughter. what a comedy but its true tho, it remind me of my 200l when i was cooking concotion, i just enter room to pick, salt, b4 i came back, my pot got lost till today, lol

hostel life mehn, where having garri after 2month of resumption is like diamond. thank God ooo

lwkm very true and funny ........no 5 made me laugh to the extent of tears

Na true talk cos na all this things I learn for unibest. Great Uniben. Hall 3 hall2 hall 1 Hall 4.. Hall 4 na beans Hall. Hall, 3 na arrow boys. HALL 2 NA OLUKU GIRLS.

I knew it just had to be Uniben, my days in Hall 1 and 2, with girls fighting for corner like say na their papa house, Clementus Saga, June 12 mishai at night, Buka, Hall 3 aro boys...if u laugh they will abuse you, if u frown they will ask if they made you not read and now that you failed u come dey frown, hall 2 car park shows, all dose flyover prayer warriors that won't allow u read at night....good old days...Greatest Unibest.

life in lagos male hostel unilorin...#hall C guys I rep yah...

This s d most funniest piece av Eva read on NL since I bcam regular

RobinHez:
Oya make una come... na here e dey happen!

Cc Barnacle, Fabzgrace, Venus007 (Nddc babe... ) SwagkingDope, Yonddaime, Nolio, Imdharay / dharay99, Roastedcorn, Ebayray

And the boss himself Lalasticlala

I see u robinhez..hw u doing

azeecoboy:
OP,issokay ooo.i don laff sotey i use leg pour the garri i dey drink away,and mumcy dey wonder if i don posses...very funny ..
this is more of the reason i must to get admission this yr insha allah

And may God hear ur prayers bro

Wow

wins18:
stories like this makes me wanna put uniben in my jamb next year.

hmmm

This got me laughing real hard. Op, you made so much sense. I remember my days in the hostel. It's an experience that can never be forgotten.