there was this babe I was trying to date....on her birthday called her and asked to take her out..she suggested Mr Biggs... owkay.. no problem....meanwhile there was this eatery on campus I was already used to...a plate of rice with full chicken for N750....while making preparations I totally forgot it was Biggs I was going to.. took 2k along with me... on getting there....offered the fine babe a seat and went to order rice, salad, plantain and chicken...na so dem serve am finish come give me my bill....yeeee...N3500 ke?? wet in I buy? Omo see as sweat full my face under ac...I just relaxed...told d guy to remove the plantains and salad...bill remaind N2800...haaaaa..went to the atm...."smart card not active" ...d guy told me to go and eat so he could attend to others.... Omo...I couldn't eat ooo..see as d babe dey tear chicken....see as dem waiters dey look my side...name d babe bail me out last last ooo...was so embarrassed..paid her back leta sha

Seeeeeeee:
You're right bro!

Alright bruv

jayAjoku:
My experience was on a Friday in 2014 when i wanted to go home for the weekend was at choba campus uniport went to the atm was with only #50 at the time needed 350 to get home. Stayed on the long queue waited till it got to my turn when it did i tried and was told issue or switch inoperative tried several times at other atms still same problem had to trek from choba to ozuoba then took a taxi with the 50 naira to mgbouba trekked from mgbouba to rumuokwuta before i could get to an atm that worked and helped my card issue can't forget that day was trekking and crying

Chai!!!!! D Lord is ur strength Bro, u would be a nice fit for d army bro

Gracito:
and you didn't call me, abi? Okay, kwantinu

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Lols...i'm sorry

Happy Easter!

Last 2 years in 2014 while I was serving the Stanbic IBTC at Ile-Ife debited Me N16,000.00 without presenting me the cash. I reported to the bank and the issue was resolved within 4 days.

Kikikikikikikiki.. Can't stop laughing. Nice thread!