All Police stations and posts across the length and breadth of SANGALA has bee ordered to pay after profit tax returns does fly to the TSA. Recently the office of the NSA conducted a covert investigations into the conducts and activities of the sangalan police following public outcry on those illegalities meted out on the citizens.

It was observed that net profit recorded by the police stations outweighs that of the so called sangalan religious business outfits. Sequel to this, the FG has listed the sangalan police as a profit making agency of the government and also implore the federal police captain to meet and/or surpass the IGR set-target for the 2016 fiscal year.
Speaking to the CNN correspondent at their headquarters office, the sangalan police PRO gave an insight into the products intended to be sold to the citizens viz 'bail money', 'oga I dey here,I no wan disturb', ' .com bailout', 'help change my charge', 'deal with that idiot', 'who dey do hun-hun-hun for mofol' and some ancillary and unspecified products still in the pipeline.
In another related development some sangalans are protesting the very wide social gap between the policemen and the citizens . Least ranked men of the sangalan police are living in affluence while average sangalans are living in penury . A good observer recently reported a police corporal owing two luxurious apartments and two luxury sedan to the CCB for aledged sharp practices but to the surprise of the citizens his legal representation played down the seriousness of the charge by the following statement ......."the officer concerned is a lazy lot, by the time I was his rank I've built four petrol filling station in the city".





The second episode will be out by 3rd of April,2016. Stay blessed

pls what's Sanganla? going to Google, brb.

This is a satire. I hope you'll believe that sangala is the most populous country in Western Sahara and also the most 'promising'. The police department ous hell bent on making life inbearable for the already frustrated lots in the country . Of you can add 1 to 1 you should be getting 11.