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The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:12pm On Jul 29, 2009
I have decided to break-up the unworkable country called Nigeria and have created the Republic of NOK. Please see the map below to study the new borders.

People already living within the new borders of NOK are of course welcome to stay and people from the old Nigeria can apply to emigrate to NOK, but there will be strict rules and regulations.

The first Job we need to do is rename the old shitty cities with new Republic of NOK names.

Here are a few ideas:

Lagos = Nokia
Ibadan = Nokadan
Port Harcourt = Porto Nok
Benin City = Nockin City
Ondo = Nokondo
Calabar = Nokabar
Owern = Nokern

We will also need a flag for the new republic, so I welcome ideas from all Nokonians  grin grin

Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:20pm On Jul 29, 2009
Here is the new NOK flag demo grin

Re: The New Republic Of Nok by grafikdon: 6:26pm On Jul 29, 2009
That's one heck of a gay flag.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 29, 2009
that's not bad . . . i wanted something besides the green though.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:27pm On Jul 29, 2009
grafikdon:

That's one heck of a gay flag.

Well it is based on the Nigerian flag so maybe it is. OK lets have your design then?  grin grin grin
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by grafikdon: 6:29pm On Jul 29, 2009
Well, anything without green and white will be ok.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:30pm On Jul 29, 2009
Here is a new one cheesy cheesy

Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Nobody: 6:30pm On Jul 29, 2009
na psychotic schizos Nairaland revolutionaries dey follow now.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by alias64: 6:31pm On Jul 29, 2009
You’re mad aren’t you, thor. Sort of nok good in the head. Maybe you got a nok on the head when young.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by grafikdon: 6:33pm On Jul 29, 2009
Thor:

Here is a new one cheesy cheesy

Lol. . . nah, this one is whack. grin Perhaps something with horizontal lines without white. . . or something similar to the Ghanaian flag.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:35pm On Jul 29, 2009
Or this one cheesy

Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jul 29, 2009
horrible blue flag. Try red and white.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by grafikdon: 6:37pm On Jul 29, 2009
Thor:

Or this one cheesy

Nah, too bright. Besides, the tiger has got to go, since there are no such animals in 'Nok'.
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by Thor(m): 6:51pm On Jul 29, 2009
I think this is the one grin grin grin

Re: The New Republic Of Nok by PhysicsMHD(m): 8:23am On May 17, 2011
Thor:

The first Job we need to do is rename the old shitty cities with new Republic of NOK names.

Here are a few ideas:

Lagos = Nokia
Ibadan = Nokadan
Port Harcourt = Porto Nok
Benin City = Nockin City
Ondo = Nokondo
Calabar = Nokabar
Owern = Nokern

We will also need a flag for the new republic, so I welcome ideas from all Nokonians  grin grin

lol
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by dustydee: 8:43am On May 17, 2011
mumu
Re: The New Republic Of Nok by saintneo(m): 9:45am On May 17, 2011
dustydee:

mumu
squared grin grin grin grin

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