Soon there would be gate crashing for those who want to join the wailers.

Proudly 5%

So many gate crashers will join d rank and file

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Trials and tribulations of a zombie. I remember how they defected in their horde. The wailers are waiting to lay hands on you and deliver you off the fake change ideology out of your mentality. [/size]

Another zombie's program code has picked up a default resetting virus. No problem, your situation is just beginning to get normal in line with the dictate of change. Wail not, wail not but humbly suffer and smile. Don't be an exceptional zombie.

Zombie don take anti-zombie drug

Day don break for them? But the girl zombie strong sotay she called herself a criminal. Thank God for her deliverance sha.

me neither a zombie nor a wailer. I HATE POLITICS.

How to know a MAD man... He wakes up in the morning. Put on his cloth and without washing his face and brushing his teeth, heads straight to the filling station. On getting there, he saw an unprecedented multitudes queuing up for fuel. He spent about 7hours on the queue before it got to his turn and eventually bought PMS for 200/litre. Heads back home, fuel his Generator, charged his phone and then Posted on Facebook # IstandWithBuhari

WAILERS PRESS RELEASE


Due to the continued flop of the current administration, we would like to state categorically that the wailers' form is no longer available. The number of applications has simply overwhelmed our servers.

To be honest there is a limit to what we can do at this time due to our age.

So at this point in time, we categorically state that we cannot treat the new 5% of wailers who crossed over from zombiesm into wailer-ship the same way we would treat the 97% of wailers that have stood by us all through the turbulent times.

Hey, tough luck to them.
They should sort themselves out as they can.
Besides we are wailers not the government, so we can treat our applicants as we wish.

If a government chooses to treat it's people in this manner, maybe the citizens need to wake up and call them to order.


Signed wailer #5,824,267

If u ar not a zombie or a wailer wat name dey fit call you

Coz we hv political bats... dey dnt hv a specific political party.

Our 5% administration is kwarupt!

How can someone be smuggling out form and selling to some few 97 dem?

Form is no more on sale bikonu. We re overpopulated already and our server might crash soon.

Lele ha, Ndi sophica!

Lwkmd

@ Tonyebarcanista, make sure you don't sell wailers form again. Our server might get crashed, let them enjoy their zombiesm.

we apga fan. abeg we follow be wailer?