There's these cute, Coca-Cola shaped girl in my compound in school,she's my tribal girl and we met just beginning of d semester, at first she starts coming to my room to watch film, not bad? I went to town to check my friend, I told her I was going but not serious type of tellin,just girl I'll be goin to town,dats all, so I spent 5 days, on d 3rd day she called and was bothered, y don't I com since or won't I com to school again, I was like seriously? So since wen I came back, she now cook my food, wash my bed sheet, wash my toilet and always in my room and a times she pas d nyt in my place. Nd even though my relationship is complicated she knows I'm still in a relationship, nd my friends that com to check me oftenly hav noticed, dat I can't even explain myself again cos no one will believe, so today I just decided to clear someone's doubt nd I just asked her, girl? are u crushing on me? She didn't hesitate o. What? Crush? U? Noo, when I know u hav someone, I'm not that type, nd I said wow, so we're just good friends, that's cool. Nd pecked her. She didn't say anything again o, for 10 mins she's just looking. I was like girl, y u silent, she said nothing, after 2 mins, na so she carry her jacket o, are u going? Yes, coming back? No without looking back. Up till now I still dey wonder, what is going on in her head or what went wrong? I'm still thinking, romancelanders help me abeg. Her food dey sweet sha.

my brother she is a space booker. your worst mistake will be to touch her.

Spread mat and sleep off

U did the right thing

op is it only her food that u are interested in

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Lol. Her food dey sweet. I no knw why dem no go fit talk say them get crush. I've a similar case. I just told her playplay say I like her meat (she be orobo with fat cheeks), that's all o. Next thing na to dey find me come with food and she dey form virgin and no sex relationship..who wan marry shapeless orobo b4? And no be my tribe sef. I stopped pickng her call sha. Today if she see me, she no dey greet me again oh. I tire o

Okay... wait...

I think she go buy burantashi* to wake ur flacid* brain.... mtchewww

Night don come o *yawns*

onstelly:
Spread mat and sleep off

Nice idea, hamza where mat

crotonite:
op is it only her food that u are interested in

That's d only tin I can talk about nw

RACOme:
If not that my mother warned me not to abuse people, i could have called u phool.
Yes! How God carry HONEY put for ur mouth u spit am say e no sweet. Guy u fall big time.
You should av made a move. Since she knew that u are in a relationship, maybe she was just a lonely hrt, looking for a companion. And u know that in such cases, sometimes gbenshing is allowed.
#justsayingmymindonly#

Boss, mama tell me too, but she said u are free to open d gate only if u are OK u can marry her. Nd bro. Dis girl phone password na like river niger

ajaylee1:

That's d only tin I can talk about nw

Just 4get about d food and move on.

but wait a minute are u sure she does not add something fetish to ur food i dey fear desperate ladies o, they can do any thing to win the heart of a man.

onstelly:
Spread mat and sleep off

WAKE UP!!!

the predators are brawling over u.

crotonite:

Just 4get about d food and move on.

but wait a minute are u sure she does not add something fetish to ur food i dey fear desperate ladies o, they can do any thing to win the heart of a man.

Even if she does, guess it didn't work, Cos I'm still here sayin no.

onstelly:
Spread mat and sleep off

nice cleavage at your do though, that d only thing interesting in this thread

crotonite:

WAKE UP!!!

the predator are brawling over u.

I have oh thanks
Runs outta thread

latinoKingdom:
nice cleavage at your do though, that d only thing interesting in this thread

Interesting you say
What cleavage if I may ask

latinoKingdom:
nice cleavage at your do though, that d only thing interesting in this thread

Let me go and peep

ajaylee1:
Even if she does, guess it didn't work, Cos I'm still here sayin no.

Ok then. just 4get her.
dats a one less temptation.

ajaylee1:

Let me go and peep

hey no trespassing

onstelly:

Interesting you say
What cleavage if I may ask

check your do, its beautiful

latinoKingdom:
hey no trespassing

Is it ur cleavage?

crotonite:

Ok then. just 4get her.

dats a one less temptation.

Yap. Dis girl gave me sleepless night for days. I'm happy d temptation is gonna be over but food. Well she taught me a little, I'll put it to practice.

ajaylee1:

Yap. Dis girl gave me sleepless night for days. I'm happy d temptation is gonna be over but food. Well she taught me a little, I'll put it to practice.

Guy dis food of a thing; are u obessed with the aroma and flavour of her food? lol.

crotonite:


Guy dis food of a thing; are u obessed with the aroma and flavour of her food? lol.

Guy, u no wetin e mean? Not to know what's going on in ur kitchen for 2 weeks? All u hear is wil u eat now? and that's all.me that I just finished learning how to cook spag, goin back to d kitchen to cook now looks to me like doin a nepa job without safety kits.

ajaylee1:
so today I just decided to clear someone's doubt nd I just asked her, girl? are u crushing on me? She didn't hesitate o. What? Crush? U? Noo, when I know u hav someone, I'm not that type, nd I said wow, so we're just good friends, that's cool. Nd pecked her. She didn't say anything again o, for 10 mins she's just looking. I was like girl, y u silent, she said nothing, after 2 mins, na so she carry her jacket o, are u going? Yes, coming back? No without looking back. Up till now I still dey wonder, what is going on in her head or what went wrong? I'm still thinking, romancelanders help me abeg. Her food dey sweet sha.

to tell you how dissappinted i am is an understatment...is it your bussiness if she crush on you or not...u just broke the guy code rule with that silly question you asked her...you told her you are spending 5days and after 3days she called u, washed everywhere for you including BEDSHEEET(showdown) and still COOKED(strength) yet your mind still no tell u she wants to enter cloud 9 with you, where u expecting ger to serve it to u on a plate before? didiri...u better go n correcr your mistake before she lock up finnaly

ajaylee1:

Is it ur cleavage?

I'm sure it isn't yours also

latinoKingdom:
check your do, its beautiful

OK I will do that now
Good morning

latinoKingdom:
I'm sure it isn't yours also

Then y u wan do gate man for gate wey no be ur own. Abeg e, sister u are blessed, can I hear somebody say amen?

schumastic:


to tell you how dissappinted i am is an understatment...is it your bussiness if she crush on you or not...u just broke the guy code rule with that silly question you asked her...you told her you are spending 5days and after 3days she called u, washed everywhere for you including BEDSHEEET(showdown) and still COOKED(strength) yet your mind still no tell u she wants to enter cloud 9 with you, where u expecting ger to serve it to u on a plate before? didiri...u better go n correcr your mistake before she lock up finnaly

Cloud 9, na every cloud u wan enter? My babe dey giv me cloud 17, so if I for wan enter d cloud, na first class I go enter, but I say I no want. Is it by force?