Have you ever wondered why there are no superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and the pressure to marry,  how will they succeed? Here are 20 reasons superheroes cannot survive in Nigeria:

1. Batman may get stranded.

Where would batman find fuel to use to drive his BatMobile?

2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too.

Iron Man go go dey charge him suit for barber shop.

3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder Woman.

Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but pliz dis ya skirt is too short"

4. And will probably shame her for being a female superhero.

"wonder woman go and marry"

"nawa oh since no man"

"how will she have man when she's too strong "

" lol see her payint e dey find man"

5. And call her Ashawo.

when Wonder Woman steps out in her attire, Nigerians would be like
"Nne...how much for a night na"
"O boy...that chick hot o"


6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.

Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer.

7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards…

Lmao people won't accept them because they'll call them witches and wizards

8. Twitter would’ve have sent SubDeliveryMan a few DMs.

Nigerian Twitter user in Subdeliveryman's dm: did u knw @Peterpark & @SpiderMan are the same person & @Clark & @Superman too… "Shocking"

9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing.

lol tailor wey suppose sew cape go dey waste time. "Come back today come back tomorrow"

10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great.

Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with Lagos traffic.

11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat?

They won't wear costumes. Weather is too hot...abi dem wan turn to burnt offering ni!

12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people.

Nigerians will steady give attitude
*saves someone
Who sent you* "ITK...oversabi"

13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s property.

Batman's fathers brothers will come and take away all the belongings "that's enough to keep him busy, he's got to save himself first"

14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with this mum.

*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
"Omoburuku, u want to beat your mother abi, omo ale..oya kill me...kuku kill me"

15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion.

*superman sleeps during devotion*
Nigerian mum: u can fly up & down all day but u cant pray, no matter how big u're u're not bigger than God

16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic.

we spoil potential too much , the flash is probably selling gala on TMB (who cares about saving someone when I can over run all d gala sellers and sell my own sharpaly) ,ironman never finished from unilag, he works at gtb

17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the mainland.

Spiderman can only web around on the Island. Go try am for mainland make we see!

18. Antman may die prematurely….

It's 'Sniper' that will kill Ant Man last last. " Nigerians no dey see ant for eye, they think say na all ant dey bitem

19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas from the mammywater just like that?

Aqua man will have to fight with mami water. Mammy waters fit even seduce dem sef.

20. You can add yours guys

Sauce and pepper: http://zikoko.com/list/20-reasons-superheroes-cannot-survive-in-nigeria/

Funny

Wizkid for don attack Wonderwoman for twitter. Like Wonder woman bobby don fall like slippers. All dat her fine na packaging my director don carry go room,him snap her bobby den just Dey like sleeping dogs

LMAO.

acenazt:
Wizkid for don attack Wonderwoman for twitter. Like Wonder woman bobby don fall like slippers. All dat her fine na packaging my director don carry go room,him snap her bobby den just Dey like sleeping dogs

Lol...

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@dat 1da woman nd batman tho

sinaj:
Funny

Chai...u fine o...u be superwoman?

Copied...

badinfluence:
Copied...

U nor see d source for there?

lol. So true

adegunwa4real:


Chai...u fine o...u be superwoman?

yeeeeess I am

Aqua man will have problems with that dirty Lagos lagoon.

sinaj:
yeeeeess I am

Wooh! Hello there, Am superman...I've been looking all over for you...its time for our space-traveling!

-spiderman will be short of skyscrapers to swing from.
-green arrow's combo with Felicity will be frustrated via poor signals..plus who dash naija computerized infrastructural systems?
-firestorm dare not go near cele prophets, dem go use cane flog professor martin Stein comot from Ronnie body via deliverance things

the flash would be too busy trying to get unilag boys off Iris' Ass

I am a super hero in my own world!

Batman fighting uncles for dads properties just got me laffin

ade ade ade

go and find work

no dey siddon type rubbish

Obalende boys no get Joy at all how Thor hammer go miss na wetin nobody fit know. Respect!

How spiderman wan take spin web on mainland. Lwkmd!

Nigerian moms must call Wonder woman olosho kobo kobo

Lol...