aieromon:
"I won't say anything,charge me to court". The prosecution has produced their witnesses,closed their case and is waiting for your defence against the charges.

Keep on looking for loopholes to wriggle out. Justice Abang is waiting for you at the end of the tunnel.

9jatriot:
You are very right. The shout then was "Charge me to Court" see the guy see court na e de talk another story.

antispexish:
judge : you can start your defence now.

lawyer: my Lord, there is nothing to defend o!, if not for the money we I dey collect for my presence, you for no see my face today.

* bet the lawyer wunt show up on next date, claiming his absence was due to fuel scarcity.

antispexish:
judge : you can start your defence now.

lawyer: my Lord, there is nothing to defend o!, if not for the money we I dey collect for my presence, you for no see my face today.

* bet the lawyer wunt show up on next date, claiming his absence was due to fuel scarcity.

Goke7:


that is always the song of the wailers, they cry about media trial when allegations are made, but when the matter is in court in reality, they begin to sing another song, you start seeing the accused in clutches, with walking stick, wheel chair and so on.

naija na comedy, we sabi shout but no liver, waiting for metu's walking stick soon

9jatriot:
No. They are very creative, they don't use one trick twice. The walking stick has been used already. His own is that

Metuh: Me and you na classmate
Judge: Me? where I non know you o
Metuh: We attend law school together dat year for 1988, u de siddon for front that time na em make u b judge now, me na back I de stay for class
Judge: Ok, if you say so, coz we plenty for class that time so I non know you and even if I know you, non fear I know how to do my job
Metuh: I insist, me and you be classmate before so I non wan make my classmate be the person wen put me for jail, wertin u want make I tell the press?? Say former classmate puts Metuh in jail? Mbanu. I insist we were classmates.

Goke7:


or no forex to import sheets of paper for his defence

aieromon:
"[b]I won't say anything,charge me to court".

The prosecution has produced their witnesses,closed their case and is waiting for your defence against the charges.

Keep on looking for loopholes to wriggle out. Justice Abang is waiting for you at the end of the tunnel.

gigabyte13:
Nurse Metuh trying to exhaust all liveline like the game of " who want to be a millionaire. After like sarathief wetin we go hear na
" am happy, this case as finally began and surely, am going to be vindicated " thats the new slogan of yam eaters now.

9jatriot:
No. They are very creative, they don't use one trick twice. The walking stick has been used already. His own is that

Metuh: Me and you na classmate
Judge: Me? where I non know you o
Metuh: We attend law school together dat year for 1988, u de siddon for front that time na em make u b judge now, me na back I de stay for class
Judge: Ok, if you say so, coz we plenty for class that time so I non know you and even if I know you, non fear I know how to do my job
Metuh: I insist, me and you be classmate before so I non wan make my classmate be the person wen put me for jail, wertin u want make I tell the press?? Say former classmate puts Metuh in jail? Mbanu. I insist we were classmates.

Ayento:
This people looting our money should be sentenced to death by hanging