We all know that the Nigerian Economy has never been better. This has resulted to Ladies being forced to keeping some dudes as "Helpers" when trouble comes calling.

Even some Men are aware, while some are still Oblivious of the fact that they are already friendzoned.

So I will be dropping some phrases that when ever you hear it from a ladie's mouth, instead of smiling, take to your Heels....

1) you’re so nice": This is the initial stage of the "friendzoning" village. The moment a lady starts telling you how nice you are to her, without attaching any emotional or romantic touch to it, my brother make things clear to her before you will reach the next level.

2) “lol you are so funny": You have started talking, and in your mind you are creating a chemistry. But in the girl's mind, you are being used to kill boredoem and depression.
So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tacticaly and watchout for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3

3) “bestie": The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!!
You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone!
Your deliverance will be headed by "Rev king" himself!! I don't know if there will be a cure for this stage or maybe Mr 10 commandments [Tosyne2much] will write the 10 ways of getting of being a bestie.. I believe he will help you. But the moment you don't save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!!

4) “you’re like a brother to me": Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how

Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother??

Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother??
Just know that at this stage, you will only the "STAGE 5" as your price!! So just take heart my Bro!!

5)“aww thank u": And this is your ultimate price!!
Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu
Or
Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain "Thank you" or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is "God bless you so much"!!

So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless

Feel free to add yours!!

Complied by Agubush

FTC!!!!
This is new!!....OK, I have never been friend zoned before.

Except its mutual.
I'm fly like that,haters can come and go and die and away already

Good writeup tho!

so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere..

OP u're right.

. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " ;.. Zonal officers



Friendzone, the second most populous country in d world

KashyBaby:
so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere..

God is watching you. If we go to your village of "friendzoned" boys, they may have a population greater than that of Nigeria sef

Suigeneris93:
hmmmn...in this fuel scarcity period boys don't mind being presidents of the friendzone

Hahahaha .. At a point, na true ooooo

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mhen... u go fear friendzone

viickerz:
mhen... u go fear friendzone

If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

One of our (guys) worst nightmare! I mean, last time a babe told me I am so nice, Kai I just weak..

I tell u

halfricanadian:
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

Why nt explicitly tell him u cant date him, u have a bf u love..

Ladies cannot date everyone so they have to friendzone.

You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever

Omotayor123:
You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever

I will jsut carry your name and go and give T.B Joshua!!

Strahovski1:
Ladies cannot date everyone so they have to friendzone.

It seems like u dnt really understand the term "friendzone"

halfricanadian:
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

Why then can't you girls limit your financial demands to what your daters can afford

halfricanadian:
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

true talk

choi

I abi

Omotayor123:
You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever

* I like you alot...hmmm
* You are always there for me when others are running away...Choi

I once had a female friend who always referred to me as bestie, but she was really into me. We aren't friends anymore though. She had deep psychological issues.

Hahahaha, I've been zoned with that 'bestie' line by 2 different girls...safe to say we don't talk anymore.

halfricanadian:
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

Why not just tell him u have a boyfriend instead of putting him in the friendzone?

DemiGoddess:
* I like you alot...hmmm

* You are always there for me when others are running away...Choi

Vice president friendzoners association!

I hail ooo

wilybebsy:
Why not just tell him u have a boyfriend instead of putting him in the friendzone?

How many of u guys ever listen wen a girl pours her heart out

If i tell d boy i av a bf he wud come to nl nd write 100 ways girls friendzone their future hubby

Bt if i tell him yes he wud b happy

I rada brotherzone him self i do dat easily

halfricanadian:


How many of u guys ever listen wen a girl pours her heart out

If i tell d boy i av a bf he wud come to nl nd write 100 ways girls friendzone their future hubby

Bt if i tell him yes he wud b happy

I rada brotherzone him self i do dat easily

So u are keeping them incase they might be useful on the long run?