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How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by Nobody: 8:07pm On Apr 08, 2016
To the ordinary eye, Fashola was appointed to head Nigeria's Power, Works and Housing Ministry

In Fashola's Eyes, he has been appointed to head NASA

To the ordinary eye, Fashola's mandate is to meet the power, infrastructure and housing needs of Nigerians

In Fashola's eye's, he has been appointed to re-enact the Apollo Space Mission, but this time with a mandate to place a Nigerian on Planet Mars

To the ordinary eye, Fashola is expected to improve on power and deliver 10,000MW by 2019

In Fashola's eyes, he has been asked to calculate the distance in light years between Earth and Mars and how many booster thrusters his "Rocket" will need at take off to leave Earth's atmosphere

To the ordinary eyes, Fashola should be able to deliver on this mandate in the first six months owing to his "stellar" performance as Lagos State Governor and constant critisism of GEJ's government

In Fashola's eyes, "C'mon! This is Rocket Science mate... Not always as easy as you think!"


Moral lesson: Talk is cheap!

Meanwhile I'm typing this in my dark room, battery at half bar...no light at the end of the tunnel, even if there's light, it might be that of Amaechi's monorail...

Good night!

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Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by dancuz(m): 8:29pm On Apr 08, 2016
clap for yourself
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by grbgrb4(m): 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2016
And all this you post are in your eyes.
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by Naijiant: 9:25pm On Apr 08, 2016
Fashola: Powering Nigeria with hot air since 2015.
http://www.naijiant.com/articles/fashola-powering-nigeria-hot-air/
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by Nobody: 9:38pm On Apr 08, 2016
Imagine a Yoruba, a Hausa man (ABOKI), and a Fulani man building a rocket in order to venture into space! They have started looking for an easier way to kill the dog-brain president. These people are confused. Forget about rocket science! Solve the fuel scarcity saga. Just laughing!
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by Nobody: 6:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
henry49:
Imagine a Yoruba, a Hausa man (ABOKI), and a Fulani man building a rocket in order to venture into space! They have started looking for an easier way to kill the dog-brain president. These people are confused. Forget about rocket science! Solve the fuel scarcity saga. Just laughing!

LOL
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by abe4kom: 6:41pm On Apr 09, 2016
In 6 months?
Where dem go see rocket fuel buy?
Where the electricity to power the construction plant?
Where the gas?
Even sef all the parts will be imported from china after PMB's visit and they are all fake!

Final analysis: The rocket will end up looking like that helicopter that kid built in kano abi where sef that enjoys sitting on the ground.

Let's target our pencils by 2018, it is a more realistic goal.
Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by leofab(f): 7:11pm On Apr 09, 2016
Words on marble...

Re: How Buhari Appointed Fashola To Head NASA And Send A Nigerian To Mars In 6months by otil1: 7:34pm On Apr 09, 2016
Very creative.

Kudos to op!

I'm still laughing

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