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Sad And Strange Realities In Nigeria by daroz(m): 7:34am On Apr 09, 2016
WELCOME TO NIGERIA:

Where sex is free and love is costly.

Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY...

Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.

Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO...

Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE...

Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates...

Where temples are turned into dating points,

Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.

Where lies are turned into realities...

Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...

Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response

Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...

Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible.

Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...

Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.

Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa...

Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshipers..

Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE LORD...

Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor...

Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...

where someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
Re: Sad And Strange Realities In Nigeria by marshalcarter: 7:42am On Apr 09, 2016
Whr ppl prefer to queue for 5hrs in fuel Stations than to stay in church for 30mins


Whr youths prefer to goan study bet9ja dan to study medicine grin
Re: Sad And Strange Realities In Nigeria by divinehand2003(m): 7:47am On Apr 09, 2016
Where your leaders tell you the feel your pains with one hand but use the other hand to inflict more hardship upon you as they travel overseas to enjoy their lives.
Re: Sad And Strange Realities In Nigeria by mackhunter77: 7:53am On Apr 09, 2016
marshalcarter:
Whr ppl prefer to queue for 5hrs in fuel Stations than to stay in church for 30mins


Whr youths prefer to goan study bet9ja dan to study medicine grin
u too tight!!!! grin

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