Boring kwa?

ifex370:
Boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrinnng

@OP babe dey your house u abandoned her cos of TECNO J8. They are really disturbing you from your village.

@OP you are lucky it is not someone like me, you wouldn't even have time for that your phone.

JustOutstanding:
Shame on you. You have a babe in the house and all you could think of was winning enemy strike. She made a mistake sef, she was supposed to strike your head with a bottle before leaving because you are the enemy.

Why would you guys always take everything to the village

mrprezident007:
@OP babe dey your house u abandoned her cos of TECNO J8. They are really disturbing you from your village.

@OP next time buy otapipia.

If it were you what would you have done?

oginineme:
@OP you are lucky it is not someone like me, you wouldn't even have time for that your phone.

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
She isn't really my girlfriend, should I say crush or friend or something..

She's someone I adore alot back then in school but I never spoke to her about it because I'm not a comfortable person when it comes to girls matter,I choose money over girls,,,I'm either scared or shy,but yeah I dont do boys you can try me by bringing your girl to me she might not even go back to you,so do not try this.


Okay she walked up to me one day at my crib asking for an iPhone 6 charger saying "I forgot it in my cousin's house and I was like I dont use an iPhone maybe if she needs an Android charger she can drop by,and she smiled and left..

Since then she started greeting me because we were never on talking terms until that " boro boro day",she then visited me on that fateful day and didn't even knock on the door and she just came into my house,I was on boxers and my six packs were clear and shinning because I just had my bath,and I was looking fresh and fly,it was a coincidence that day,it seemed like I prepared for her arrival but I never knew she would even drop by..


She saw me and was like "wow" I never knew you were this hot,I smiled we were just talking then I stood up to give her a five alive drink and we got talking more and more.

So after a while she took my new tecno boom j8 and was taking pictures with it,I was almost angry because we roll in a "no light zone" so she was just wasting my battery for her own pleasure but I wasn't angry because my battery isn't a bad one.

At a point she started disturbing me with music like "work work by rihanna" I got tired and pissed because I only listen to music when I want to read or work, not when a girl is with me,I should be hitting her at that moment not her hitting my phone..


So she slept for a while on my couch and I was just there playing Enemy Strike on another couch,and I think the BED BUG bit her on her lap,she wore a bumpshot you know and it was easy to get bitten,she said "ouch" she checked out for the stuff and couldn't find a thing and she returned to her former position..


I wanst even bothered or moved a bit,her thing just wasn't my business at that moment,My business was to win that game!!

I think 5 of those little creatures came and surrounded her and bit her again and this time she had to stand up and point her iPhone torch on the chair and when she saw them she screamed and was like "whats this nah" at that time, I rose and I went to meet her and I sprayed them with fleet and at that time she was almost leaving ,I begged and begged promising to dispose those chairs away but she refused to visit me again or even allow me to visit her because she thinks I'll bring bed bugs to her house even if I iron my clothed before leaving that it would infest her crib too..


That was how I lost her Please oh,how can I kill the bed bug in my house, their infestation is getting too much and unbearable..My whole house is in trouble!

I was almost asking her out self and now I can't!!Please EPP oh

I used to have problems with them too,tried all the insecticides but they kept multiplying until a thought came to me about hot water, get a bottle water plastic put a hole on the cover,pour the hot water in it then spray the affected areas.the good is they don't only die but their eggs also die so they cannot reproduce to attack again something insecticides won't do.give it a try and you will not regret it.

If you can't fumigate your house, at least you can buy sniper N200. Agbaya oni doti

You think keeping a girl is by buying big phones anyhow abi ? lol

All these small boys of nowadays tho

kayti:
I used to have problems with them too,tried all the insecticides but they kept multiplying until a thought came to me about hot water, get a bottle water plastic put a hole on the cover,pour the hot water in it then spray the affected areas.the good is they don't only die but their eggs also die so they cannot reproduce to attack again something insecticides won't do.give it a try and you will not regret it.

That's like watering the whole house because they are not only in the couch but beside the wall too,doors,foam..its crazy and annoying

Tizzie:
If you can't fumigate your house, at least you can buy sniper N200. Agbaya oni doti

Your yansh clean reach my room??idiot!

prettydamsel2:



Bedbug doesnt hv anything to do wt being dirty. They feed on blood nd reproduce very Fast . Once One enters ur house ,u re in trouble

I never knew anything bout bed bugs not until I got to UNILAG. They almost finished my life

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
She isn't really my girlfriend, should I say crush or friend or something..

She's someone I adore alot back then in school but I never spoke to her about it because I'm not a comfortable person when it comes to girls matter,I choose money over girls,,,I'm either scared or shy,but yeah I dont do boys you can try me by bringing your girl to me she might not even go back to you,so do not try this.


Okay she walked up to me one day at my crib asking for an iPhone 6 charger saying "I forgot it in my cousin's house and I was like I dont use an iPhone maybe if she needs an Android charger she can drop by,and she smiled and left..

Since then she started greeting me because we were never on talking terms until that " boro boro day",she then visited me on that fateful day and didn't even knock on the door and she just came into my house,I was on boxers and my six packs were clear and shinning because I just had my bath,and I was looking fresh and fly,it was a coincidence that day,it seemed like I prepared for her arrival but I never knew she would even drop by..


She saw me and was like "wow" I never knew you were this hot,I smiled we were just talking then I stood up to give her a five alive drink and we got talking more and more.

So after a while she took my new tecno boom j8 and was taking pictures with it,I was almost angry because we roll in a "no light zone" so she was just wasting my battery for her own pleasure but I wasn't angry because my battery isn't a bad one.

At a point she started disturbing me with music like "work work by rihanna" I got tired and pissed because I only listen to music when I want to read or work, not when a girl is with me,I should be hitting her at that moment not her hitting my phone..


So she slept for a while on my couch and I was just there playing Enemy Strike on another couch,and I think the BED BUG bit her on her lap,she wore a bumpshot you know and it was easy to get bitten,she said "ouch" she checked out for the stuff and couldn't find a thing and she returned to her former position..


I wanst even bothered or moved a bit,her thing just wasn't my business at that moment,My business was to win that game!!

I think 5 of those little creatures came and surrounded her and bit her again and this time she had to stand up and point her iPhone torch on the chair and when she saw them she screamed and was like "whats this nah" at that time, I rose and I went to meet her and I sprayed them with fleet and at that time she was almost leaving ,I begged and begged promising to dispose those chairs away but she refused to visit me again or even allow me to visit her because she thinks I'll bring bed bugs to her house even if I iron my clothed before leaving that it would infest her crib too..


That was how I lost her Please oh,how can I kill the bed bug in my house, their infestation is getting too much and unbearable..My whole house is in trouble!

I was almost asking her out self and now I can't!!Please EPP oh

Take all your stuffs, put it in the sun for about 2days,

then ensure your spray your room with nice boiling water

louiscole360:


Take all your stuffs, put it in the sun for about 2days,

then ensure your spray your room with nice boiling water

Oh reallyphew this is serious but thanks bro

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

Oh reallyphew this is serious but thanks bro

LOL, U WLC.
i learnt something from my days at UNILAG.

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

Your yansh clean reach my room??idiot!

e don pain am, no pour your anger on my head o

Very silly story but truth be told, a bedbug infestation can ruin your life

OP, that was so mean mehn!!

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

Your yansh clean reach my room??idiot!

Tizzie:


e don pain am, no pour your anger on my head o

Idiot

louiscole360:

LOL, U WLC.
i learnt something from my days at UNILAG.

Whats that?

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

Whats that?

How To Deal With BedBugs, LOL.

louiscole360:

How To Deal With BedBugs, LOL.

hahahaha

AdeOluwaTomiwa:


Idiot

if i report you na be go be say i wicked

well i get the girls point of view. if i meet a guy forming swag and he has bedbugs after everything, nigga we are done.

Fumigate na...

brook75:
well i get the girls point of view. if i meet a guy forming swag and he has bedbugs after everything, nigga we are done.

Is bed bug a curse??

[quote author=Damiandark01 post=45093944]Very silly story but truth be told, a bedbug infestation can ruin your life[/quote You v no idea

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

Oh reallyphew this is serious but thanks bro

You could use sniper also..it does d magic kills anything

AdeOluwaTomiwa:

That's like watering the whole house because they are not only in the couch but beside the wall too,doors,foam..its crazy and annoying

Yea right hot water works

louiscole360:


I never knew anything bout bed bugs not until I got to UNILAG. They almost finished my life

mrprezident007:
@OP babe dey your house u abandoned her cos of TECNO J8. They are really disturbing you from your village.

Not everybody is like you..loool

Bed bugs r disgusting..not a good experience..ion blame d girl