Airyprince:
cmon guyz she z tryin buh i think oye9ja z ryt @queen tke nte

we all know na, wic is why we going leniently with her...

TheBlessedMAN:
ok boss.,.. I wil do it for u, nt because u're fine or cute or not... Buh because of smartestpopqueen.... Shai, i too love that grl

u guys are funny

hmmm Queen, you've really gotten yourself lots of admirers, your boo is gonna some serious challenge. lols..... keep writing and remain blessed.

Botaflica:
hmmm Queen, you've really gotten yourself lots of admirers, your boo is gonna some serious challenge. lols..... keep writing and remain blessed.

hmmmm.... Blushing....... Thanks... Happy sunday

oye9ja:
SmartestPopQUEEN

I do not really not know what to say

But your story ain't like before

No suspense

It doesn't really hold my attention

And sincerely, it's kinda getting boring

Girl, you the best writer in here, my best writer her.

I hope it's nt the frequent bans that has being frustrating you.

You the best, please work on it. I don't want people to loose interest in your page.

I will always remain your number one fan, no one, I mean no one can take that from me(Yeah, No one). Lol.

Go girl, you da'best!


2BB2B3E5

er...m....erm.... Its true, I've got no excuse for the recent low rate of updates...... Buh i promise to get well soon in that aspect.... Thanks to yhu....... And Theblessedman....

Updating soon guys.... Just stay tuned....

SmartestPopQUEEN:
er...m....erm.... Its true, I've got no excuse for the recent low rate of updates...... Buh i promise to get well soon in that aspect.... Thanks to yhu....... And Theblessedman....

SmartestPopQUEEN

I trust you. You dah best.
Actually ain't complaining about the update, what I meant is that the article lacks suspense...

[size=30pt]Wonderful readerz, Pls come tomorrow monday, Kindly Vote KINGinVAHALA 4 Mr NL 2016. Pls guys.... Am begging.... With teary eyes...


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Still thinking of Dan, I realise there’s more than one way to communicate.
This time, I’m going to make sure nothing like this can ever happen again. I remember the movie ‘Liar, Liar’ and know how I’m going to handle Lydia Scott.


Forbes comes back from the lobby, shaking her head.

“Tina corroborates your story,” the massive agent states, towering over me. “I think she’s batty, though, talking about aliens and sex changes. But that doesn’t mean I believe you. And that doesn’t answer the question about you and those two deviants we caught forking each others brain out in Arizona.”

There is a loud commotion from down the hallway with the cells. A guard rushes out, and up to Forbes.

“That nutcase in cell three is calling for you,” he tells her, and I can tell she doesn’t like the term ‘nutcase.’

“Stay here,” she growls at me, then storms off again, only to come back wide-eyed, and confused a few moments later.

“That girl just confirmed everything that your girlfriend just said. Including the parts about aliens and sex changes.
Funny how she never spoke a word until you got here.” She gives me another one of her ugly glares, but I sit placidly, waiting.

“What can you tell me about the other two?” she asks when she sees I’m not going to buckle.

“Exactly what I told you before. I came out of class, and they attacked me.”

“Witnesses claim your leg got badly burned,” she continues to dig.
I lift both my pant legs, showing her my undamaged skin.
“And you suddenly vanishing?” She doesn’t want to give up.

“I admit I haven’t seen the videos, but as soon as I could, I took off running. If it looks like anything else, the videos must be edited.” I’m keeping my voice calm and smooth, knowing she doesn’t have anything on me, now.

“Why couldn’t we find you until tonight?” She’s starting to lose some of her heat, but wants every question covered.

“They attacked me,” I tell her. “I didn’t know if they knew where I lived or not. I didn’t know what to do.”

“Why didn’t you come to the police?” Now she just sounds curious.

“They were throwing fireballs at me. Not even the strongest Nigeria army can stand a chance against those two idiots. What could our own police do?”

The questions only continue for a few more moments, before Special Agent Forbes has to admit that she has nothing on me.

Tina greets me with a massive hug as I re-enter the lobby. A cab is called, and takes us to my place, where Dennis and Rose give me another interrogation, laughing as I tell them, and then laughing harder when I have to explain about what I’d done to Dan.

“That guy always was a prick,” Dennis chortles.

“Not anymore,” Rose laughs, and she has to get herself under control, before she can continue. “Now she’s just a pusee!”
We all laugh at that, and have a couple beers to relax after the crazy day, before going to bed. Dennis and Rose invite us to join them, and Tina’s game, but I just want to call an end to this miserable day.

As soon as Tina and I are in my room, though, I find myself on Vage’s ship, and groan.

“Nick?” Tina’s worried voice sounds behind me, and I groan again. Is everybody going to come up here? Next thing you know, Jane, Mom, and Nancy will be popping up for a visit!

‘Do you want them here, too?’ Varand mentally asks.

‘NO!’ I quickly reply, not realizing that I’d been broadcasting my thoughts again.

“Yeah,” Loveth’s voice says behind me, “You tend to do that a lot. It’s rather fun, actually, peaking into my perverted brother’s thoughts.”

Tina runs to Loveth, and gives her a big hug, or tries to, before pulling back with a grimace, and squaring her shoulders.

Loveth is wearing nothing but a light suite.

“I take it, this is the alien’s ship?” Tina asks, and I smile to see her backbone returning.


“Alien ship?” a slightly Asian voice states, and I turn in shock, “I was wondering if I would ever see an extra-terrestrial."


* * *

I can only stare in shock at the Asian chick from the math competition. She’s still in her nice clothes from the competition.

“What’s she doing here?” Tina asks, forming the words my mind is unable to create.

“I asked Vage to get her,” Loveth says, and I watch an almost equally nu*de Stephanie come through a black portal in the side of the room.

Why are they both in light suites? I wonder, and this time, make sure the thought stays in my own head.

“Why?” Seems I’ve finally found my voice, and I use my usual articulation to form that brilliant question. Damn, I’m tired.

“Because I have beyond a genius level intellect, and you need me for something,” the newcomer says.

I stare at her, and her arrogance, while she takes in Loveth’s and Stephanie’s lack of conventional clothing.


T.b.c HAPPY SUNDAY TO YHU ALL[/b]

*crawls out of ghost mode* wow what a nice story we got here............following yhu like remora fish and sharks.................well i think if i can be nick i would use ma swithes to fight the corruption of Nigeria and do some other thing to help the country ........feeling tired of our niger self................* CALLS GALA SELLER * ME: HOW MUCH YHUR GALA . GALA SELLER: 60 naira ME:YYYYYYY NAH GALA SELLER: NAH BUHARI NAH ......THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN BUHARILISED............ ME:NO P JARE ..........JUST GIMME TWO GALA AND TWO LACASERA ..................* patiently waiting for update jare******crawls back to ghost mode***** *crawls out of ghost mode* wow what a nice story we got here............following yhu like remora fish and sharks.................well i think if i can be nick i would use ma swithes to fight the corruption of Nigeria and do some other thing to help the country ........feeling tired of our niger self................* CALLS GALA SELLER * ME: HOW MUCH YHUR GALA . GALA SELLER: 60 naira ME:YYYYYYY NAH GALA SELLER: NAH BUHARI NAH ......THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN BUHARILISED............ ME:NO P JARE ..........JUST GIMME TWO GALA AND TWO LACASERA ..................* patiently waiting for update jare******crawls back to ghost mode*****

TheBlessedMAN:
c diz man o, u knw since when me and SmartestpopQUEEN don dey 2geda? Shai, frm fb, to bado, to whatsapp, to bbm, to nairaland, to twitter, to eskimi, to 2go, to mobi, to gmail, to imphal, to hell, ah sorri, i mean to heaven and earth? Me and SPQ b great buddies frm Adam to Eve, till buhari go comot 4 me make i b next presido, wey SPQ go be my 1st and last lady.... Take time o

chai, Seems No Space Is Booked For Me In SPQ H34RT

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hmmmm.... Blushing....... Thanks... Happy sunday

wish you the very best

this story is great 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Queen keep it going

Happy new month smartestpopqueen nd all hero readers

[size=35pt]HAPPY NEW MONTH,FANZ[/size]

This is the Day we've been waiting for.... A day that arrives with a lot of anticipation.....

Yhu wonder what it anticipates?

Just yhur Vote.... Yes yhur precious Megabite sucking Vote....


Don't let me bother yhu with an Epistle, please, help me vote KingINvahala today.... Plsssss.....


On my knees, I call on, Oye9ja, spazdy, Tgold1, Theblessedman, Oladim001, Aeontk, Nogodye, Rohy, fidelismaria, spikedawson, Airyprince, cephydeen, botaflica, and my unmention wonderful readerz... Thanks.. The voting has commenced... Diaries section of NL..

Sup folks... Y'all should please visit this site http://www.afritalks.com/showcase/xenophobia-africontest.48/ ... Read the story and please drop a review (Comment).... Kross loves y'all . #Nohomo






SmartestPopQUEEN you should join the competition na

What competition boss?

donkross1:
Sup folks... Y'all should please visit this site http://www.afritalks.com/showcase/xenophobia-africontest.48/ ... Read the story and please drop a review (Comment).... Kross loves y'all . #Nohomo






SmartestPopQUEEN you should join the competition na

ROYH:

chai, Seems No Space Is Booked For Me In SPQ H34RT

thank God say u realise dat, b4 its too late... :-D

SmartestPopQUEEN:
What competition boss?

Here Queen http://afritalks.com/ams/the-afritalks-short-story-contest-2016.6/

Fidelismaria:
Happy new month smartestpopqueen nd all hero readers

i was just about coming to say that, buh u beat me to it man.... Happy new month to u too....

SmartestPopQUEEN:
[size=35pt]HAPPY NEW MONTH,FANZ[/size]

This is the Day we've been waiting for.... A day that arrives with a lot of anticipation.....

Yhu wonder what it anticipates?

Just yhur Vote.... Yes yhur precious Megabite sucking Vote....


Don't let me bother yhu with an Epistle, please, help me vote KingINvahala today.... Plsssss.....


On my knees, I call on, Oye9ja, spazdy, Tgold1, Theblessedman, Oladim001, Aeontk, Nogodye, Rohy, fidelismaria, spikedawson, Airyprince, cephydeen, botaflica, and my unmention wonderful readerz... Thanks.. The voting has commenced... Diaries section of NL..

hehehehe.... lafin in Vage's language... SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, u go fit marry any politician o! Shai, c how u dey campaign for Kinginvahala as if u b him campaign manageress? Na wa o... By the way, make i run go vote sharpaly.... I dey kum.... Donkross i dey find u o

Thanks SPQ for that wonderful update... U too much jare...

In Mtn's tune... I don vote o, i don vote o, i don vote 4 Kingvahala... ... SPQ, hope my vote counts o.....

Ok boss... Will do that

donkross1:

Here Queen http://afritalks.com/ams/the-afritalks-short-story-contest-2016.6/

TheBlessedMAN:
hehehehe.... lafin in Vage's language... SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, u go fit marry any politician o! Shai, c how u dey campaign for Kinginvahala as if u b him campaign manageress? Na wa o... By the way, make i run go vote sharpaly.... I dey kum.... Donkross i dey find u o

thanks 4 voting him... I really appreciate it... I owe yhu one....

Uwlcm

TheBlessedMAN:
Thanks SPQ for that wonderful update... U too much jare...

TheBlessedMAN:
In Mtn's tune... I don vote o, i don vote o, i don vote 4 Kingvahala... ... SPQ, hope my vote counts o.....

i hope so too

SmartestPopQUEEN:
i hope so too

where z d link cnt find where d votin z takin place

Pls check my profile, and scroll to check my recent posts... Yhu will see how i voted there.. Thanks. The voting ends by 6pm

Airyprince:
where z d link cnt find where d votin z takin place

Or just follow this link. www.nairaland.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination/22#48085647

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Pls check my profile, and scroll to check my recent posts... Yhu will see how i voted there.. Thanks. The voting ends by 6pm

kikiki dne already