Acepen:
I av been in ghostmode but i must say great story,ur are talented.am a young amature writer and u hav really inspire me to come out with my stuff tanx.

in Nick's voice... "hmmmm, another victim of my switches......" anyway, glad that, yhu commented at the Last.... Very cool!

uzoenry:
just strtd reading dis piece of wrk yesterday nd I reached the last update today pls queen I cnt wait to finish it cuz am rily captivated in dis article esp d sex scene, rily got my bazooka tingling

really? Thats cool... Yhu spent less than 72hrs surfing this whole Epistle? Hmmmmm. I must give it to yhu, [size=30pt] you are a GENIUS... [/size] or maybe Nick's had a 'FAST READING' switch in yhu......

ROYH:
Chai, Shey Na Lyf Be This Eehn, Cheap PopCorn, You No V Borrow Me, No Be Say I Wont Return It (D NYLON 2 BE POPCORN LAH) , instead Na LADY You Wan DASH Anyway, No Lele, Abeg Call Nick Here To Come Use His Switch To Perform Physical Wonder (DAN Wonder) On Me... Abeg SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, Come Kwantinew D Ogbonge Tori Jawe

just did that pal..... Be my guest... Feel my updates....

ROYH:
Shey Looto , So Make I Come Turn Baboo 4 Yarnsh Abi, Chai Nick Must Had "No-Mercy" Switch Created In You....

no.... Not in the least... Am just his means of sending message to humanity....

ROYH:
Ghost Mode Deactivated

SmartestPopQueen You've Really Got A Talent, Took Me Days To Finally Landed Here...

*Looking For Empty Chair Available At From Row, Glady, One Found, Abeg Rex1 , Borrow Me Your PopCorn And Help Me Tell "TheBlessedMAN" To Carry Chill Water Along*

Lemme Stay Tune Jawe

oya na, i don run com with ur chilled water... Make we start to dey drink na... Queenliz... Oya, serve us more....

I never fvck an asse before... Buh, with Queenliz's story, i am proud to tell u guyz dat, i just finished fvcking an asse diz 9t.... All thanks to the smartestpopQUEEN of life...... Am now an ass fvcker....

I never fvck an asse before... Buh, with Queenliz's story, i am proud to tell u guyz dat, i just finished fvcking an asse diz 9t.... All thanks to the smartestpopQUEEN of life...... Am now an ass fvcker.... Queen thanks 4 the update..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
sure... Buh thats why he didn't hesitate to use it in yhu....

Hahaha
Ok, Ok, I Give Up.
In Prof. Jane's Voice (to SmartestPopQUEEN)
What Do U Want Me To Do Mistress.

Mrlemuel:

Hahaha
Ok, Ok, I Give Up.
In Prof. Jane's Voice (to SmartestPopQUEEN)
What Do U Want Me To Do Mistress.

in Nick's daddy's voice... "yhu can stop using your bazooka the way yhu are using it boy!".

TheBlessedMAN:
I never fvck an asse before... Buh, with Queenliz's story, i am proud to tell u guyz dat, i just finished fvcking an asse diz 9t.... All thanks to the smartestpopQUEEN of life...... Am now an ass fvcker.... Queen thanks 4 the update..

hehehehehehehehe..... Asse fvcker? Hmmmmmm...... Thats great news

TheBlessedMAN:
I never fvck an asse before... Buh, with Queenliz's story, i am proud to tell u guyz dat, i just finished fvcking an asse diz 9t.... All thanks to the smartestpopQUEEN of life...... Am now an ass fvcker.... Queen thanks 4 the update..

hey Mister, can yhu share your experience with us? Pls...

SmartestPopQUEEN:
in Nick's daddy's voice... "yhu can stop using your bazooka the way yhu are using it boy!".

Sir, Yes Sir!

SmartestPopQUEEN:
in Nick's voice... "hmmmm, another victim of my switches......" anyway, glad that, yhu commented at the Last.... Very cool!

Hey pretty miss, I won't be naughty this time, I promise. lol.

Check your mention, you have an important mention that needed a quick response.

KINGinVAHALA:

Hey pretty miss, I won't be naughty this time, I promise. lol.

Check your mention, you have an important mention that needed a quick response.

ok... Buh with your signature and that post yhu had me mentioned, does that means yhu are still competing?

[size=30pt]Wonderful readerz, Pls come monday, Kindly Vote KINGinVAHALA 4 Mr NL 2016. He's cute.


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[b]Trying to be a bit more polite, I tell the broad woman, "Maam, I ran outside to see what was going on, when those two attacked me. Why don’t you ask them?”

“I did, this morning,” she tells me, and I blink at her. “I’m Special Agent Forbes, in charge of finding the siblings that have been traveling across the country, frying people to a crisp. This morning, we caught them in the Arizona desert, hundreds of miles from here. The sick perverts were forking in the desert.”
She shakes herself in disgust, but her attitude doesn’t bother me. She doesn’t strike me as the type of woman to enjoy anything. She picks up a folder and her desk, and looks through it for a moment. “When we questioned them, they told us that they were on a holy mission to cleanse the world of demon infested souls, and that you had somehow blocked their God-given powers, and turned them to temptation.”
She folds her massive hands in front of her, and fixes me with a piercing stare. It’s only then that I notice her eyes are two different colors. The right one is an ice-cold blue, while the left one is a dark brown, bordering on black.

I have no doubt that many perps have broken under that mismatched gaze.

“As I’m sure you can guess, we’re very interested in talking to you. We already have one of your victims in lockup.”
She states this last part almost as if it’s a second thought, but I have no idea who she’s talking about.

She must correctly recognize the look on my face, as she goes ahead and confuses me even more. “I hate men who lord their power over women, Mr. Smith, and you look like the type of tough guy to do just that. Like that doe-eyed gal in the lobby. Do you beat her up every night, unless she obeys you?”

“What? No!” I reply, shocked at the accusation. I know she’s trying to throw me off balance and see if something shakes loose, but I hate the mere thought of violence against a woman.

“I’ve seen many women like her. Always following her man around, afraid to be too far away, lest he beat her for not being available at his every beck and call,” she continues as if I hadn’t spoken. “Now I know some poor fool women prefer to live like that, but when you molest a woman, leave her pregnant, and beat her. . . Well, I just won’t tolerate that.”

What the hell is she talking about? I know Tina hasn’t been spreading any lies, and while I can see how it might look like Tina was a simpering slave, she is anything but!

“Ha!” she nearly spits at me. “You’re so arrogant, that you’ve already forgotten about the poor woman you mistreated.” She stands, and grips my shoulder painfully.
“Why don’t we go back and visit her?”

Forbes literally picks me up with her grip on my shoulder, and I’m left with the choice of being dragged, or walking.
Walking seems more dignified.

‘Do you need us to come get you?’ I know the question is from Loveth.

‘No, I need to clear my name, and get this straightened out.’

Forbes takes me back to a group of cells, and points to someone cowering in the corner. At first I think it’s a guy, until I notice that there are only women in the cell. The hair is short, and the clothes ragged.

“There,” Agent Forbes shoves me at the bars, and the girl looks up, then turns around terror. If she had a voice, she would have screamed.

I recognize her. . . Or him. . . Or, well, I’m still trying to figure that out.

Lydia Scott as I now think of her, the person who had once been Dan Peters, cowers in fear in her cell.

“Look what you did to that poor woman,” Forbes growls behind me, and I feel my temper slipping.

“Dan,” I say through clenched teeth, “What lies did you spread this time?”

She only continues to cower, not answering.

Forbe’s grip on my shoulder tightens, and I know I’m in trouble. This has to look really bad, from the agent’s point-of-view.

“Listen,” I tell the large woman, “I don’t know what he, or I mean she, told you, but she is a known liar. She raped the girl out there—“ I point to the lobby, “—numerous times, and I saved Tina from that monster in there. If he, er, she is pregnant, you’ll find that it’s not mine!” I look between the two for a moment, then ask, “Why is she in there, anyway?”

“She was caught shoplifting. She wrote down her story while we booked her. You want me to believe that that weak little thing raped another woman?” Forbes asks incredulously.

“Go ask Tina for yourself,” I tell the agent. She gives me a queer look, then drags me back out to her desk. Depositing me forcefully in the seat, she storms out to the lobby.

Damn Dan and his damned lying. I’d thought I’d taken care of him before, but apparently I’d let her off easy. I’d taken away her voice, apparently she’d gotten pregnant from her own cum when she’d been a man, and still he was trying to get at me. Then I curse myself for the Dan Peters now Lydia Scott the fool.


T.b.c. [/b]

[size=35pt] Dear wonderful and my V.I. eloquent readerz,

I QUEENLIZ,[/size] hereby humbly seize this medium to beg, plead, and to implore yhu all to join hands with me by Trooping out on Monday En masse to Vote KINGinVAHALA as Mr Nairaland 2016........

He's Cute...

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He's Nice

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He's Reliable,

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He's Brilliant and dependable....

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Lets collabo[lolz] to crown Him....


[size=30pt]THANKS in Advance [/size]

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lots of HUGs and KISSEs from QUEENLIZ....

Hahaha! Hey Queenzy, shebi u won box my belle with laughter bah. Lydia Scott don carry belle, wahala dey o; thanks 4 todays update. Prayer point: more ink 2 ur biro, more data 2 ur smart phone, more groundnut 2 ur garri all in all, wishing u a fabulous weekend.

'WE CAUGHT D sick perverts forkin in d desert' dis got me laffin lyk kilode

Fidelismaria:
'WE CAUGHT D sick perverts forkin in d desert' dis got me laffin lyk kilode

Rex1:
Hahaha! Hey Queenzy, shebi u won box my belle with laughter bah. Lydia Scott don carry belle, wahala dey o; thanks 4 todays update. Prayer point: more ink 2 ur biro, more data 2 ur smart phone, more groundnut 2 ur garri all in all, wishing u a fabulous weekend.

amen... And yhu too sir... More pusee's to ur BZK

TheBlessedMAN:
I never fvck an asse before... Buh, with Queenliz's story, i am proud to tell u guyz dat, i just finished fvcking an asse diz 9t.... All thanks to the smartestpopQUEEN of life...... Am now an ass fvcker....

Nick R3PLIC4

SmartestPopQUEEN:
amen... And yhu too sir... More pusee's to ur BZK

Yo no WELL! When u well u go xplain giv my pastor the many kinds of "pusee's" u the refer 2 n also u go xplain 2 all the nairalanders the kind of cuteness wey KINGinVAHALA the xpress if whether nah puppy dog's eye kind of cuteness or if nah head of ice fish inside soup kind of cuteness. HahahA(laughing in greek), all the pervert in this room goodnight, sleep tight n don't dream of me cos if u c me 4 ur dream i go pursue u with better Cain.

SmartestPopQueen, You Can Never Tell Maybe Na Me ROYH Go Complete This Story Ooo... BUT

Well, Make I Forgive You, Oya, Com3 Complete It ASAP If Not....





DID I JUST BRAG, Well, I Never Wants To, Let Me Add 'Please' To It To Make It More Like Pleading, Dix Tin Is Veli Veli Swit...


NexT uPDATE PLz...


TheBlessedMan Do Kuku Cari D Chilled Water Come, Oya, *32 Spread, Arms Fold+Serious Look*
Continue Dix Tin Johr

Rex1:

Yo no WELL! When u well u go xplain giv my pastor the many kinds of "pusee's" u the refer 2 n also u go xplain 2 all the nairalanders the kind of cuteness wey KINGinVAHALA the xpress if whether nah puppy dog's eye kind of cuteness or if nah head of ice fish inside soup kind of cuteness. HahahA(laughing in greek), all the pervert in this room goodnight, sleep tight n don't dream of me cos if u c me 4 ur dream i go pursue u with better Cain.

well, since yhu are hell bent on denying it, all i need to do is just to ask Nick to switch of your Bazooka....... Yhu don't want me reminding yhu of how that will feel.......

Rex1:

Yo no WELL! When u well u go xplain giv my pastor the many kinds of "pusee's" u the refer 2 n also u go xplain 2 all the nairalanders the kind of cuteness wey KINGinVAHALA the xpress if whether nah puppy dog's eye kind of cuteness or if nah head of ice fish inside soup kind of cuteness. HahahA(laughing in greek), all the pervert in this room goodnight, sleep tight n don't dream of me cos if u c me 4 ur dream i go pursue u with better Cain.

define 'CUTENESS in your own terms....

ROYH:
SmartestPopQueen, You Can Never Tell Maybe Na Me ROYH Go Complete This Story Ooo... BUT

Well, Make I Forgive You, Oya, Com3 Complete It ASAP If Not....





DID I JUST BRAG, Well, I Never Wants To, Let Me Add 'Please' To It To Make It More Like Pleading, Dix Tin Is Veli Veli Swit...


NexT uPDATE PLz...


TheBlessedMan Do Kuku Cari D Chilled Water Come, Oya, *32 Spread, Arms Fold+Serious Look*
Continue Dix Tin Johr

ok boss...... In pidgin... NO VEX....

SmartestPopQUEEN:
well, since yhu are hell bent on denying it, all i need to do is just to ask Nick to switch of your Bazooka....... Yhu don't want me reminding yhu of how that will feel.......

Try am n i assure u that the revise(shortdown or lockup of ur pussy) would the case

SmartestPopQUEEN:
ok boss...... In pidgin... NO VEX....

u sabi pidgin? Shai, u don tey 4 here gan o

ROYH:
SmartestPopQueen, You Can Never Tell Maybe Na Me ROYH Go Complete This Story Ooo... BUT

Well, Make I Forgive You, Oya, Com3 Complete It ASAP If Not....





DID I JUST BRAG, Well, I Never Wants To, Let Me Add 'Please' To It To Make It More Like Pleading, Dix Tin Is Veli Veli Swit...


NexT uPDATE PLz...


TheBlessedMan Do Kuku Cari D Chilled Water Come, Oya, *32 Spread, Arms Fold+Serious Look*
Continue Dix Tin Johr

u dey feel am reach me? Laelae, na me dey enjoy diz ogbonge Tori pas....

ROYH:

Nick R3PLIC4

u funny o! how u go dey compare me with Boss? Ah, no make boss vex, make he com create one 'NO ERECTION' switch in me jare..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
hehehehehehehehe..... Asse fvcker? Hmmmmmm...... Thats great news

thanks maam, i just dey put wetin i dey learn 4 here into practice ni o.... Ur number 1 student..... I dof my HAT.

SmartestPopQUEEN:
[size=35pt] Dear wonderful and my V.I. eloquent readerz,

I QUEENLIZ,[/size] hereby humbly seize this medium to beg, plead, and to implore yhu all to join hands with me by Trooping out on Monday En masse to Vote KINGinVAHALA as Mr Nairaland 2016........

He's Cute...

---

He's Nice

---

He's Reliable,

---

He's Brilliant and dependable....

---

Lets collabo[lolz] to crown Him....


[size=30pt]THANKS in Advance [/size]

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lots of HUGs and KISSEs from QUEENLIZ....

abeg, madam, shey all these Nairaland politicians really worth ur trouble? Na ask i ask o....... Make i dey expect ans...