Girl : I' m warning you , my Mummy is coming back soon . . AKPOS : But I' m not doing anything . . Girl : That' s why I 'm warning you , Hurry up CASHIER : This is the 5 th movie ticket you 've bought tonight Sir , Why ?. . AKPOS : Yes, that I. diot at the entrance keeps tearing it TEACHER: What 's your favorite flower ?. . AKPOS : Chrysanthemum . . TEACHER: Spell it . . AKPOS : I was joking o . My favorite flower is Rose R -O -S - E Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful . Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl . Akpos : Hello ! Ugly girl: Hi !! Akpos : Wanna dance? Ugly Girl : Yes ( excited ) Akpos : OK , Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend . Papa Akpos : My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do ? Akpos 'Teacher : - Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION " . . . Papa Akpos : Ah Ah . . . You know say na SMALL pikin . . . . . . You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO" . . . . . . Teacher : Behind every successful man there is a woman . What do we learn from this ? Akpos : We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher : Make a Sentence with Big Akpos : The Ram Is Big Teacher : Make it longer Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR: 911, wat 's your emergency? AKPOS : Two girls are fighting over me . . OPERATOR: So? . . AKPOS : The ugly one is winning. Teacher : Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly ? . . Akpos : A bird can fly , but a fly cannot bird.

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