kinginvalhala4:





Good to know you re OK.
Mine? bouncing like a baby. #ThankGodItsWeekend

My signature, is this pretty friend of mine aware of the contest?

which contest

Ksslib:

Lol. I appreciate the kind words.

Be rest assured i will do well to notify you when it's up and running.

If you create blog and you don't notify me...

Today Na Sunday make I no swear

Oliviaarims:


BDPA boys aren't scary at all...lived in BDPA since my first year.

You were lucky not to meet the scary ones, truss me!

Billiondoe:


Similar thing happened during my IELTS test. My stomach started doing rumble in the jungle in the middle of the test. There was nothing I didn't say o, I wasn't allowed to poo. Immediately after the test, Usain Bolt no run reach me. I wasn't ashamed o. Thank God it was a good center with good toilets.

According to Otunba Gadaffi of DMT Mobile Toilet (RIP), SHIT BUSINESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Lol. I imagine how it would have been for a girl. All the yanga go vanish.

sixtus3606:

o boy ksslib...you killed it!



you made my weekend.



I don follow you. ( I love your articulation)

I am high...but I perfectly understand all the predicaments you went through in your writeup.


well done ksslib

mansuetusmiki:
Oooh. You are very good... Nice write up..I enjoyed the story ...funny ...pls I need to read more of ur stories...we could publish them together ....even own ur publis company

Ksslib

Thanks man. You ll definitely read more. Just pray bad things keep happening to me

Unibentested:



Nice Write-up..I hope Uniben finally granted you/grants you the admission because it sounds like you deserve it....If they don't, contact me let's work something out. Even if na Uniben Teaching Hospital or Uselu Psychiatric Hospital....you deserve to be admitted because you are crazy mehn!.....Nice one ‎

Lol. Uselu na my alma mater, did Diploma there. I was Dr Strange's best student.

Jason555:
You know, ah was actually looking for a point where you would indicate dhat you now a 100L law student or English student!
Ah mean bro, your ability to put these write-up in such an enticing manner dhat ah didn't even know when ah read dha whole story dhat First appeared "voluminous and impossible to read" shows you 100% stupendous,!! ..

Nice one bro...
Keep dha flag flying..





# please , I'll appreciate you tell us dha Department you're now... Thanks!

If I reveal my department, my friends and possibly close relations, might unravel my identity. And I dont want that because I ll like to remain 85percent anonymous.

So all I can say is that Iam an Engineering student. I appreciate the kind words.

Oluwamuyeewa:



If you create blog and you don't notify me...

Today Na Sunday make I no swear

Lol. No worry, you go know when it's live.

Happy Sunday.

KINGinVAHALA2:



Hmmmm I will gladly tell you more about it, if you oblige me.

I'm asking because I would love to bring you to my team and together let's make "our" contestant ends up victorious. please, don't say no, I'm counting on you already.

Lol. But I don't want to be banned o, so if I agree u wud tell me d rules. And who's our contestant bfor I finally say YES

Bluette:


Lol. But I don't want to be banned o, so if I agree u wud tell me d rules. And who's our contestant bfor I finally say YES

Lol, no mod is gonna ban you.
Yeah, there re campaign rules, and these rules I'm gonna tell you so that just like me and many others, you also wouldn't be ban.

OUR contestant is the young, beautiful and intelligent refiner. I don't know if you re aware, her topics has made FP for the last 2 days consecutively, not copy and paste topics, but topics written by her. Isn't that intelligence at its peak?

Good day sweetheart and hope your Sunday is nothing short of been superb?

Ksslib:

You were lucky not to meet the scary ones, truss me!

Perhaps... and I pray I don't run out of luck.

joseph1832:
So tell me, which boys are scary then?

Maybe Ekosodin and Osasogie hoodlums.

jordinsparkles:
which contest

ooppss, sorry for replying late sweetie.

I was referring to the upcoming miss Nairaland 2016 competition. Are you aware of it?

Check my signature!

KINGinVAHALA2:





ooppss, sorry for replying late sweetie.

I was referring to the upcoming miss Nairaland 2016 competition. Are you aware of it?

Check my signature!

oh! I heard about it, but its too late to apply Jare..... And besides, am not even popular.

jordinsparkles:
oh! I heard about it, but its too late to apply Jare..... And besides, am not even popular.

awww, but I must admit it isn't too late, but the only problem would be starting your campaign team because majority nairalanders are already with various contestants of their choices.

If you wanted to enter the contest, been popular or not wouldn't had been an issue, with good campaign plans and strategies you could become popular in a short period.

Let's do it this way sweetheart, why don't you join me in my team and together let's support and vote refiner and when next you wish to enter any competition/contest on Nairaland, we would all support you? Should I count on you? my candidate is refiner.

*just viewed your dp* you re beautiful beyond words.

KINGinVAHALA2:




awww, but I must admit it isn't too late, but the only problem would be starting your campaign team because majority nairalanders are already with various contestants of their choices.

If you wanted to enter the contest, been popular or not wouldn't had been an issue, with good campaign plans and strategies you could become popular in a short period.

Let's do it this way sweetheart, why don't you join me in my team and together let's support and vote refiner and when next you wish to enter any competition/contest on Nairaland, we would all support you? Should I count on you? my candidate is refiner.

*just viewed your dp* you re beautiful beyond words.

thank you... But how do I vote? Where will I click to cast my vote for refiner? I hope refiner wins because am seeing lanicky everywhere.

Anything is possible ooo......how was the test,please can i have some tips or what to expect,if possible test materials? Am about taking the test. Thanks

jordinsparkles:
thank you... But how do I vote? Where will I click to cast my vote for refiner? I hope refiner wins because am seeing la.nicky everywhere.

Refiner winning this contest is non negotiable.

Those that has been in these contests would tell you winning at the end has nothing to do with how loud your campaigners seems to be but rather the underground works that they do. These underground games is what we at refiner campaign are doing.

But, your support is also gonna go a long way to enlightening more unenlightened nairalanders. There are lot of successes presently recorded by refiner that an ordinary nairalander doesn't know, those that knows are those that re in her campaign team.

It isn't yet time for voting, we all are still in the period of campaigning for our various candidates.

As I earlier stated, you given refiner not just your votes when voting commence but also campaigning and bringing your nl friends along to refiner team is gonna go along way to make her victory a wide margin. Thanks sweetie.

Can I send you a pm?

KINGinVAHALA2:




Refiner winning this contest is non negotiable.

Those that has been in these contests would tell you winning at the end has nothing to do with how loud your campaigners seems to be but rather the underground works that they do. These underground games is what we at refiner campaign are doing.

But, your support is also gonna go a long way to enlightening more unenlightened nairalanders. There are lot of successes presently recorded by refiner that an ordinary nairalander doesn't know, those that knows are those that re in her campaign team.

It isn't yet time for voting, we all are still in the period of campaigning for our various candidates.

As I earlier stated, you given refiner not just your votes when voting commence but also campaigning and bringing your nl friends along to refiner team is gonna go along way to make her victory a wide margin. Thanks sweetie.

Can I send you a pm?

email shey? But the annoying thing about this email is that when I open or log into my email, nairaland will just send "dear jordinsparkles so so so and so would like to send u an email. And that is it, I wouldn't be able to see the message. I don't know what to do again.

jordinsparkles:
email shey? But the annoying thing about this email is that when I open or log into my email, nairaland will just send "dear jordinsparkles so so so and so would like to send u an email. And that is it, I wouldn't be able to see the message. I don't know what to do again.

Hmmmm, there is a remedy to this, would share it with you later on.

You re on whatsapp I guess? do you mind sharing your mobile or I privately give you mine and you send me a whatsapp message?

Hope your day is going perfectly well?

KINGinVAHALA2:


Hmmmm, there is a remedy to this, would share it with you later on.

You re on whatsapp I guess? do you mind sharing your mobile or I privately give you mine and you send me a whatsapp message?

Hope your day is going perfectly well?

ok

jordinsparkles:
ok

Which do you prefer sweet? I send you mine or you send yours?

KINGinVAHALA2:

Which do you prefer sweet?
I send you mine or you send yours?

send yours, but don't u think its against the nairaland rules.

jordinsparkles:
send yours, but don't u think its against the nairaland rules.

Lol. 2 adults consenting to something with none of both acting under pressure nor duress.

Kindly click my profile, what I have written on my personal message is for you.

KINGinVAHALA2:






Lol. 2 adults consenting to something with none of both acting under pressure nor duress.

Kindly click my profile, what I have written on my personal message is for you.

seen

jordinsparkles:
seen

OK, expecting your messg asap.
Thanks a lot!

KINGinVAHALA2:





OK, expecting your messg asap.
Thanks a lot!

yea

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blueto:
@op, Apologies for the lag annotation, But this meme is stupendously humorous, and I adjure your to exploit and make optimal use of your prodigious adroitness.

isorite.

jordinsparkles:
thank you... But how do I vote? Where will I click to cast my vote for refiner? I hope refi.ner wins because am seeing lanicky everywhere.

Lanicky isn't a bad choice dear.

lanicky:

Lanicky isn't a bad choice dear.

Lanicky is a wrong choice right now, lol Beautiful refiner ti take over.