1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”

4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real.

5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”

6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

11. Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.* *They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart.* *And the two idiots will shake hands and smile*

12. When you are ugly ...your private parts are what suffers .

13 Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.

14. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed

nairanews247:
1. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

2. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

3. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”

4. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real.

5. If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”

6. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

7. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

8. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

9. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

10. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

11. Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.* *They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart.* *And the two idiots will shake hands and smile*

12. When you are ugly ...your private parts are what suffers .

13 Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.

14. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed

I hate that old man

Number 2 made me laugh.

What a collection of quotes.

Number 11 is true

It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Most of these may not be from. The man

I laughed. That's one clever old man.

He's a dictator no doubt but you can't help but acknowledge that he is such a philosophical genius. Hope the smoking smokers see that bomb shell in no 10....

Psylas:
I hate that old man

Why hating somebody that God has blessed

nairanews247:


Why hating somebody that God has blessed

How did God bless him?

In Africa, the only WARNING taken seriously is Low battery

Psylas:
I hate that old man

I love his quotes///fascinating!

Words of wisdom from a dictator.

Shinyjay:
He's a dictator no doubt but you can't help but acknowledge that he is such a philosophical genius. Hope the smoking smokers see that bomb shell in no 10....

So you believe he said all that? Too bad for you

This man

Psylas:
I hate that old man

why

You hate him because you are white and he is a fearless African leader

Psylas:
I hate that old man

jonathanOz:

So you believe he said all that? Too bad for you

Hmmmm.... You're right to doubt that but you'd be wrong to assume.

Who can ever believe what Tony Blair says? Here we call him B-Liar

Sometimes you look at the girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mom and realise witchcraft is real.

If Obama wants to allow gay marriage in Zimbabwe, I should marry him first to show good example.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

number two and ten

worksmart:
You hate him because you are white and he is a fearless African leader

how did you know I'm white? You just concluded, do you know how long that man have been ruling?

I can smell you white racists from a mile away.

Psylas:
how did you know I'm white? You just concluded, do you know how long that man have been ruling?

worksmart:
I can smell you white racists from a mile away.

You are wrong bro

.Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how Robert Mugabe 2015-------------------------------------

Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at thesame time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And thetwoidiots will say "Bossu how far?" Robert Mugabe 2016------------------------------------

Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2hoursUr level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..Robert Mugabe 2016------------------------------------

Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face R.G Mugabe 2016-------------------------------------

No sex before marriage If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day..... Robert Mugabe

Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend**Robert Mugabe 2016*-------------------------

------------"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffled me..."~Robert Mugabe -----------------------------------

-If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because we dont walk around with X-rays#ROBERT‬ MUGABE-----------------------------

--------Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking aroundwith evidence that you've had sex-Robert Mugabe-------------------------------------


Dear sisters,Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -Robert Mugabe (2016)------------

Ok, when I first quoted you and called you white, I thought I was quoting blueagent moniker who I know to be a white racist.

But why hate on Mugabe? He is an African hero, ignore white countries propaganda against him, they always destroy and demonise our strong black leaders, take your time to do independent research about any African leader that the white man demonises, you would find that without fail they are great African nationalists who refuse to cower to white supremacist world order.

Psylas:
You are wrong bro