1. You drank garri twice today, bought N100 recharge card and got 10mb, came on facebook and wrote "money no be problem".. Your case dey court. 2. You dey owe mama ikenna N50 and you dey wear "my money grow like grass t- shirt".. Weldone oo! 3. You fit pay N5,000 enter club but for church na N20 be your offering.. God is watching u o 4. You are too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain-OLUWA NI).. God dey watch u o 5. You're married but still chases other ladies and you claim you're going for refresher courses. Your cup go soon full. 6. Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you come store him number as "bros gala"... Sista tnk u o 7. U ar an o level holder, but nah u the sponsor ur girl for uniben. My broda u be scholarship board? 8. You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload am write "home sweet home", \ ur mata dey God hand. . 9. You enter public transoprt #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with oda people goods, abeg wetine I wan tell u. 10.U way go read this my post, u no go comment, my dear u get leprosy for hand? lolz plz share joor

if dem no comment,..me i go comment..
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