asumo12:
This morning I mistakenly transfered N200k to a wrong phone number via GTB mobile money transfer.
After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money,

I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:::

"""Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you....
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the ogboni fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping.
There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance.
Buh in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."""


Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying::
"Please send another N600k, three of my friends are also interested."
Omo I fainted....
I just dey wake now :
Lmao

Omotayor123:
Four different outfit for traditional wedding
Wetin eye no go see for this money bag people.

Well, I wish you a blissful marital life. We don't want to read story that touch the heart....

gozzlin:
Didn't know she was a plain looking girl. Was half expecting to see a lady as good looking as Cuppy Otedola.

Cokenbread:
Even with d makeup, see her head like my own...


Is she tryn to imitate this emoji ?

That guy fukkk up, he for just make d girl im baby mama, so Davido go know how e dey be

gebhota:
and this made front page

Souljeezy:
Lolzz..funny.


I was anticipatin something like:5mins later he sent u bak d money.

Akposkool:
Ashley coco. Was that her birth name? I thought her name was bimbo adeleke? Lol Nigerians claiming foreign names.
Na so omotejokhwo for my area say her name na mirabel. I was like WTF*****

abiodun2007:
Davido’s sister, Ashley Coco, sizzled in four different outfits at her Traditional wedding to her beau, Caleb, which was held on Thursday, 12th of May. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/checkout-davidos-sisters-four-gorgeous-outfit.html

Akposkool:
Ashley coco. Was that her birth name? I thought her name was bimbo adeleke? Lol Nigerians claiming foreign names.
Na so omotejokhwo for my area say her name na mirabel. I was like WTF*****

amanikondo:


Look at you, Where I dey now, I be James. How do you want Oyinbo to pronounce ATUTUPOYOYO.

Vickyydera:
you are just a wailing whoree. what do u even know about me? abeg pack well may I see better person.

Crixina:
how the hell do yo pronounce Tchaikovsky or tchotchke?

mineANDurs:


Ur comment said it all,
U are a HATER and A BEGGER who is praying for a rich husband to leech.

Just so u know, guys are no more smilling!
If u turn into a parasite, they turn into demons.

Get a life and make plans for ur future.

Lazy as*