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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by iykekelvins(m): 11:55pm On Nov 24, 2016
dacovajnr:
As a child I had thought When an actor or actress dies in a particular movie, they also die in Real Life...so anytime I see em in another movie I would be like "hanhan but this one is dead nau" grin and another blv that London is up there behind the cloud
LMFAO! Bruh, I used to think like this too gringrin

It was so funny mehn.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by psalmson23(m): 12:24am On Nov 25, 2016
As a child I thought I can fly, nobody can beat me.
I fear syringe, because I thought my blood will finish because d hole wunt heal.
I don't know pple work, I thought just wakeup, eat, play, and sleep. That's d order till death comes.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by DozieInc(m): 12:27am On Nov 25, 2016
When I was a kid: I thought every adult was rich.
I thought babies were produced in the hospitals .

I thought the moon was following me.

I thought I could see people on the moon and there was someone fetching water or cooking on the moon every night.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by fkdmods: 12:34am On Nov 25, 2016
I thought rubbing dirt on an open wound will make it heal quicker.

I thought whistling at night would attract snakes and witches.

I thought that christ would come before i hit puberty. This was before i came to my senses and became and atheist.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 1:18am On Nov 25, 2016
I thought pple from russia actually rush what so ever they are doing.
I first of all thought sex was sin, until i then again said if married couple do it with their boxers and pants on, it's not bad. what was i thinking there'll be no penetration.
I thought the moon was following me alone.
I thought barbers were born with their talent, and i thought they were wicked for turning myneck in an oscillatory motion every time.
I thought if i had enough bird feathers strapped on my back i'lld fly .
I thought i could make an official car, i actually bragged it was easy.
I always thought tea increases my hunger, i detest it if i dont have something else to it.
I though the world was coming to an end, the first day i saw porn video on someone's phone i actually cried coz i saw d video.
I thought my first born hated me and was not my sister bcuz she was disciplined.
I thought i was not going to stop being a shy introvert, but ryt abt nau im the baddest introvert ever liveth

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by dmltoyin(m): 1:19am On Nov 25, 2016
zingzang:
Same....ikpa road
same umoren str aka road
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by davidif: 1:58am On Nov 25, 2016
Largas:


oh cool can we get to meet cutie

I see u oh.

Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maybrowne(m): 2:08am On Nov 25, 2016
As a kid, I sang the song "come and join me sing hallelujah" as "Tom and jerry sing hallelujah"

When there is a lightening, I thought God was taking pictures

First time I watched a movie where the nice guy drank a juice with poison and died, I burst into tears.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by debuscket(m): 3:23am On Nov 25, 2016
As a child I tot dt rainfall is as a result of God taking His shower
I tot babies come out through mummy's navel

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 3:55am On Nov 25, 2016
As a kid.... I have that perception that Nothing Good comes from ebonyi state (abakaliki ) cos each time I do something stupid I get to be called nwa abakiliki.....

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by bigsmoke2(m): 4:00am On Nov 25, 2016
I tought santa claus was real my dad will by us stuff and tell us santa claus brought them , he would make us write letters to santa telling him what we wanted for Christmas

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:05am On Nov 25, 2016
I thought that Isreal, Egypt,Jordan,Bethlehem and jerusalem were not in this world.

The West really brainwashed africans with the Bible.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:17am On Nov 25, 2016
dingbang:
u dey find person wey go pay for u abi? grin


Kwantinue grin
just advertising the event bros.
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by dingbang(m): 5:21am On Nov 25, 2016
Joavid:


just advertising the event bros.
I wish I were there to attend sef... just take my mind of the stress of this world.. u base around ajah?
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by iaatmguy(m): 5:29am On Nov 25, 2016
I had the notion if a man and a woman kiss each other, the woman would get pregnant.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 6:10am On Nov 25, 2016
Haute:


Did Lewis beat Rosberg today?


You were one crazy kid by the way.

The race is on Sunday. Fingers crossed for Lewis grin
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Aristo3146(m): 6:25am On Nov 25, 2016
When i was a kid i thought the first commandment was faulty "Thy shall have no other God Beside Me" i thought u are blaspheming calling urself GOD...

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by gregyboy(m): 6:27am On Nov 25, 2016
OmaniPadmeHum:
-I thought swallowing orange seeds would make orange trees grow in my stomach.

What state are u from

-I thought if I shouted loud enough, passengers in an aeroplane could see and hear me.

-I believed babies were pooped out. Latter on I believed people were born the same size I noticed them at my age then age-I often wondered how my big brother came out of my mum's tummy. I latter believed the woman's tummy was cut open to bring out babies.

-I believed that ''Gorilla War Fighters'' -actually ''Guerrilla''- were special type of soldiers who were the best fighters and that if shot, they would not die. The only way to kill them was to bomb them into smithereens.

-I believed every human grew up, married and died at old age. I did not believe children die.

- I believed America/London- to me no difference- has streets lined with Gold, Money and Food. And you could say eat part of the house, or eat part of a street sign as all things were edible.

- I believed that a special magnet existed as a weapon of war deployed on the ground, that could attract enemy planes that few over it and drag them down.

- I believed then that Lawrence Aninih and armed robber and Monday Osunbo knew a secret special button hidden in cars, that if pushed the cars will fly like planes and that is how they escape the police.

- I believed if you killed a wall gecko you were going to wet the bed at night.

- I believed if you whistled at night, you were going to attract spirits and/or snakes. I loved whistling a lot and I guess I was told this to scare the crap out of me so I could give my family members some peace and quiet at night.

Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by calliope(f): 6:34am On Nov 25, 2016
When I was kid night time was scary, cos I thought they were monsters hiding right under the bed undecided

Now I am older the monsters are different though " fear" "self doubt" " regrets" I might be older but I still find myself scared of the dark.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Graccccccccy(f): 6:37am On Nov 25, 2016
As a child i use to think if i lose my teeth and i don't throw it on the roof together with seven small stones, that they ll never grow.

That God was pouring down water whenever it rained and flashes his torchlight when there is lightning.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by usmanktg2(m): 6:38am On Nov 25, 2016
I thought Tom & Jerry existed in a real world....

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Graccccccccy(f): 6:41am On Nov 25, 2016
maybrowne:
As a kid, I sang the song "come and join me sing hallelujah" as "Tom and jerry sing hallelujah"

When there is a lightening, I thought God was taking pictures

First time I watched a movie where the nice guy drank a juice with poison and died, I burst into tears.

Lol at Tom and Jerry sing hallelujah

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 6:46am On Nov 25, 2016
As I child, I never knew garri was processed from cassava. I thought garri was harvested as it is from a special tree which has big ball-like fruits containing the garri. Thus, to get garri, all you needed to do was harvest the big ball-like fruit, crack it open, and there comes your garri.

Also as a kid, when I first heard about Play Station, I thought it was a TV channel like AIT which had only games. Thus, to play games on Play Station, all you needed to do was buy your game pads, tune in to 'Play Station', select the game you want and play it. I remember telling my late mum that that was what play station was when she asked me about it. I'm sure she must have had that impression till she died. God bless her soul.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Balkan(m): 6:52am On Nov 25, 2016
As child, my grandmother always tell us stories of when she was a little child.

I never knew she was once a baby. I really found it difficult to accept

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by IBNgemini: 7:10am On Nov 25, 2016
As a child I thought devil lives underneath the ground,and baby comes out through the belly of a woman.............. grin

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by KinSlayer: 7:13am On Nov 25, 2016
ladyachims:
I thought after church service, offering will be kept at the altar and angels will come down from Heaven to pick it.




Correct. I thought the pastors would burn all the offering money and it would all go up as a sweet smell to God.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by rex750(m): 7:16am On Nov 25, 2016
That I will be a doctor

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:17am On Nov 25, 2016
-I used to think when my mother said she was goin to the market she lied because if I did sumtin rong she always found oút when she came back. I thought she was in the sky watching.
-I thought my dad ws a policeman because my mum always said he ws at his station. L8r found out he was a teacher.
-Thought 2 5naira notes were mre valuable than 20naira. Usd 2 cry wen I was given less no of notes than my siblings.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by blingxx(m): 7:28am On Nov 25, 2016
zingzang:
when i was a kid i thought that women gave birth through their mouth....


And if you kiss a guy u will get preggie

my thoughts was more dirty back then....I never knew women had v***** lipsrsealed
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Chemmzy(f): 7:29am On Nov 25, 2016
* Anytime its raining, God is having his bath.

* Anytime there is thunder lightening, God is taking our photograph for the judgement day, so I normally run outside to pose....lols.

* Pregnant women do not eat, because their stomach is too big to take any food again.

* When you start menstruating, you must not allow a guy to touch you because you will get pregnant.

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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Jslay1: 7:30am On Nov 25, 2016
When I was growing up, I thought a woman will experience her menstrual cycle once as a sign of maturity. After that she can be pregnant if she mingle with boys.

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