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Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by mykemiley(f): 9:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
Na 2 tel u say make u work hard so dat ur children no go experience dat kin tin... |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by olsamlaw(m): 9:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
Lol....what an experience, kudos to you for sharing with us some of this hilarious but true experience..... |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by DrayZee: 9:16pm On May 24, 2016 |
" Dont even get me started with how we soak garri. Look, when things are not going too well for the family, you ll learn how to soak two cups of garri with 50litres gallon of water. There was this day my little cousin wept bitterly after he couldn't locate his two piece of groundnut that went rogue within the vase expanse of the garri ocean. We had to involve the Navy to deliver them safely, avoiding what could have propelled apotential loss of human lives. This was a boy who could dip his bare hand in a 200 degree hot fire just to remove roasted yam when hungry, sowho are you to blame me for involving the military? " Looool! 6 Likes
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Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by larryozomah(m): 9:17pm On May 24, 2016 |
Your story telling skills is vintage I swear...I think you should really grow it....maybe go check out Queen Esohe on facebook 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Kunlexic(m): 9:17pm On May 24, 2016 |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Reeoman: 9:18pm On May 24, 2016 |
nice write up. No where like home..... All my room mate were just staring as i busted into a very deep laughter that later made me cry...... That no 5 ehn keeps me laughing in house language........ 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by faruz: 9:18pm On May 24, 2016 |
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Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Sexytemi(f): 9:19pm On May 24, 2016 |
Lol.......i yaff die oooooo..... *laughs and falls down from a cashew tree* 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by skondo09(m): 9:19pm On May 24, 2016 |
Guy, Guy, u made my night already...d bubble of laf in me now wash away my since morni frownin face.. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by lobiologs(m): 9:21pm On May 24, 2016 |
Let me just say the way you grew up has affected your imagination greatly (in a good way). You lucky slugger with a wooden spoon. 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Adeniranloye(m): 9:21pm On May 24, 2016 |
For last point ...omo no be small thing o,then na one aunty wey get big booty na him be our rescue point ....if you can't touch her boot omo the beating go long reach Soweto.. For the play to die .... omo we dey replicate tortoise nija then with our Chinese skill until the dey wey one guy slam me for stomach since then I have learnt my lesson say na play we call am not on suidicial mission jawe |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by rawtouch: 9:22pm On May 24, 2016 |
gbam 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by UIA04(f): 9:22pm On May 24, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Gabflex: 9:23pm On May 24, 2016 |
ahahahahahaah Those days when RICE na treasure, na garri dey plenty pass for house |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Ranchhoddas: 9:23pm On May 24, 2016 |
Edumare punish poverty! |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by pjewelSilva(f): 9:25pm On May 24, 2016 |
Xo funny |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by soloboss(m): 9:27pm On May 24, 2016 |
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..........@ OP u go kill person I swear......my belle wanted to burst wit ur uninterruptability words......jah bless u for taken us down memory lane 5 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Btruth: 9:28pm On May 24, 2016 |
..........like in the film, "Love come softly". |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by frudokafor(m): 9:28pm On May 24, 2016 |
Wow...good job, laughed my voice out |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by DifferentBoy1(m): 9:34pm On May 24, 2016 |
Ksslib: Hahahaha....No need for identification, by their games,you shall know them. You be my fellow Port Harcourt pikin. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by giddykay: 9:35pm On May 24, 2016 |
I laugh like ? |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by tosyne2much(m): 9:37pm On May 24, 2016 |
Spot on!!! I can relate some of them |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by abbeyty(m): 9:38pm On May 24, 2016 |
This is the one of the reasons we should stop having babies like pigs. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Ajanacool(m): 9:39pm On May 24, 2016 |
ireneony:well, consider urself lucky and don't abuse d privilege |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by kellsblingsz(m): 9:42pm On May 24, 2016 |
those dat were born wit wooden spoon can relate to this.... wen we want to eat, u dont eat alone, the elder ones eat together while the middle ones eat together den the young ones eat together differently 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 24, 2016 |
Who is this guy Ksslib I can totally relate. |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Cocoyamu: 9:45pm On May 24, 2016 |
This OP funny well well... *reminiscing* Even after mum cuts a broomstick to get the accurate shoe size measurement, she will still delibrately go on and buy one with a little bigger size (so that you can always ban'be while growing up). Hence you will have no better choice than to stuck enough paper folds into the shoe nose from the inside so the feet can fit properly in it. Also on the contrary, there are times she buys or you are given a shoe size smaller than the feet, but because giving it to whom the shoe fits isn't an option. Mum insist you wear it, hence you got to force your feet into it with a spoon so as to fit in properly. I dont even wanna talk about the tea stuff..... na basin, asin i mean baff or big cooler we dey use.... LOL 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by DrayZee: 9:46pm On May 24, 2016 |
Estelle247:Plastic 2 Likes
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Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by toniabella(f): 9:46pm On May 24, 2016 |
Poverrrrrtyyyy I rebuuuuuke u ooooo.... Fireeeeeeeeooooooooooooooo I say die! die! die! dieeeeee! [/quote] typical nigeria pray |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by toniabella(f): 9:47pm On May 24, 2016 |
Poverrrrrtyyyy I rebuuuuuke u ooooo.... Fireeeeeeeeooooooooooooooo I say die! die! die! dieeeeee! [/quote] typically nigeria pray |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by ochubaebube(m): 9:51pm On May 24, 2016 |
lol.... bro u got me reeling with laughter all through. I have been there and I understand perfectly well what it felt like. especially as regard the oversized clothes and shoes |
Re: 5 Things Only Those Born With A Wooden Spoon Understand! by Dimsteel(m): 9:51pm On May 24, 2016 |
Estelle247: Rubber spoon |
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