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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by owoatiswag(m): 12:16pm On May 28, 2016
gsparks01:
how do you mean sire

The word is FICTION and not FRICTION

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by gsparks01(m): 12:33pm On May 28, 2016
owoatiswag:


The word is FICTION and not FRICTION
I know na but that's what the op wrote
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 1:45pm On May 28, 2016
[color=#000000][/color]brother why u lying, why d Bleep u lying, hmm oh my God. Nawa for attention seekers o
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by deebrain(m): 2:38pm On May 28, 2016
Sir, kindly report yourself to the nearest police station for questioning and discipline.

So many holes in your said experience.

How were you able to outrun 3 desperate men even after releasing?

You be witch?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by adaksbullet: 2:43pm On May 28, 2016
Whot ar u sayed? Ar u no me? Ar u no whr am do lesure? Am lesure on OAU off nagiria school off best off all time on the nation and u ar say am not went too school angry....some pple in NL his jus dumpangry
jideniceguy:


Bros abeg no vex ooo shey u g school at all? This your grammatical na wah ooo. In fact it's good that bullet is in your name cos you are really loaded with bullets. I just dey dodge my head as I dey read this ya post sef Infact headache don dey catch me. 3 gbosa for you. lol grin
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 3:09pm On May 28, 2016
Op, so you would have sex with anyone you see -even a total stranger you dunno?

Smh!

Yet some men wonder why their situations are usually so terrible, not realising they've given someone else their star on a platter of gold.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by stevups(m): 3:15pm On May 28, 2016
Its possible. Op Pls watch your life.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Goldienana(f): 3:17pm On May 28, 2016
LORD!

Vomm:
Meaning??
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by seunfape(m): 3:17pm On May 28, 2016
Though you try but it is a plan lie.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by seunfape(m): 3:18pm On May 28, 2016
Though you try but it is planned lie well arranged.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ayibatari99(m): 3:23pm On May 28, 2016
My question may seems awkward to some of you, but i have my own reason for asking.
Op!ii back to you, Oya! Oyah!!! Quick answer please so that we can finish on time
first question.
Question 1 (a). Is her punna hairy or shaved?
A. Yes B. No C. Can't Say
Answer this one first before i fire the second sub; question
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 3:27pm On May 28, 2016
misscall247:
So u bliv dis trash.
OK even if it is true, wouldn't dem ve meet with al dis sex workers to help dem with fresh sperm
OP u mumu......who ur sperm help na ur head/porn video thy dey fine.
Na so u take act BF o

If it's true, I think they used the girl to lure him to a safe place to carry out their evil act. But God saved him.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 3:28pm On May 28, 2016
Goldienana:
LORD!



Leave him nah... Let him go home and ask his momma
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by razzydoo(m): 3:42pm On May 28, 2016
Wetin bust my head na the beginning of the story 'its a non-friction'...lmao!
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Coldfeets: 4:30pm On May 28, 2016
This story is a pure lie

But even if it were to be true, Mr. Gabriel6 YOU ARE STILL IN TROUBLE

Ask me how.

They may not have gotten the condom but she still has your five huns

Ntoooooor gi.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by MrCork: 6:55pm On May 28, 2016
evegran:
Op, so you would have sex with anyone you see -even a total stranger you dunno?

Smh!

Yet some men wonder why their situations are usually so terrible, not realising they've given someone else their star on a platter of gold.


....so u wannnto hav sexxxwit any one on nairaland..abi?...SHAME ON YOU!!! undecided
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by richiepolymer(m): 9:23pm On May 28, 2016
I dunno if this is nollywood or reality but anyways. All guys out there who patronize brothels should think more about this. Its a world of so many mysteries. What may appear to be fun may actually be lethal.








Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Gabriel6(m): 12:40am On May 29, 2016
TJNoble:
The loophole in the whole narrative was the part where the Op said she removed the condom from him and was trying to put it in her bag and something prompted him to grab the used condom containing his sperm from her and started running with three strange men in tow. The question is "when did he zip up his trousers" when she had just removed the condom from his manhood and was about to bag it when he grabbed it and ran off. Op, clarification on this, if you don't mind.
so na all the details i go go write abi if u like belif me if u like dnt na u sabi
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Gabriel6(m): 12:45am On May 29, 2016
DrDope:
[color=#000000][/color]brother why u lying, why d Bleep u lying, hmm oh my God. Nawa for attention seekers o
how seeking ur attention take put money for my account? Abeg comot from here
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by gevans(m): 1:34am On May 29, 2016
I thank God for saving ur life
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by gevans(m): 1:34am On May 29, 2016
I thank God for saving ur life. God bless Nigeria
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by justsaypeter001(m): 8:16am On May 29, 2016
Onisekuse!,.....u beta learn from dis....pls any nairalander living at Ilorin...I need an accommodation in Ilorin o...I just started a weekend program dia and I will be dia every Friday to sunday
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ola20: 8:19am On May 29, 2016
Guy Na wa for you, u said that about to cum the leaves make a noise ur sperm Na remote control , that will alter the leaves .
Dear is God. ..................
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by nairamaniac: 4:06pm On May 29, 2016
wonderful

Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Alanguru: 5:59pm On May 29, 2016
Peacetemi:
Op you can lie!! So a girl just stopped you, took you into the bush, brought out condom,turned her ass and you stuck your piece of shit in it. Lai Mohammed must hear this.


haha haha. Funny you
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by NovusHomo(m): 7:22am On Jul 04, 2017
SnowJay92:


Lol, am just being sarcastic, in reaction to a ridiculous story.

grin grin grin

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