| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by olutunde12(m): 7:49am On May 28, 2016 |
YoursGEJ:
They want to make akamu for their oracle na. Hunger dey catch the thing 
This man makes the most useless and stupid comments here on Nairaland. He even deserves an award for his stupidity. Oh boy did you even read the headline not to talk of the post?  He read it but understood the wrong thing. When the president of a country is like this, you see him listening to David Cameron, Barak Obama etc but returns home to announce another decision which further pushes the country down the drain. It is even worst when you see him laughing as if he understands what they are saying. He is only laughing because may be others present are. Sorry our dear country. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by luluosas(m): 7:52am On May 28, 2016 |
Repent, for the kingdom of GOD is at hand. If you are married, stay faithful to your wife/husband. But if you are NOT MARRIED, please stay off any sexual affairs because SEX IS PRESERVED FOR THE MARRIED COUPLES ONLY (one wife, one husband). God bless |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by sweetlily2818(f): 7:53am On May 28, 2016 |
u are a fool,banging a girl u just met,i mean a complete stranger in a bush in a bush,some people no get sense. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by TheNathan(m): 7:54am On May 28, 2016 |
How will you jst have sex with a girl you met 5min ago
it's a big lie.............well nice nollywood storyline |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Ishilove: 8:00am On May 28, 2016 |
Firefire:
"I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, NKAN NBE... 
OP, Mr. Adisa will contact you by 3:00PM tomorrow to hear the full story.
IBUDO LABE ORUN.  Lmaaaaao!! Kai, Nairalanders will not kee person 
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| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Friabol: 8:02am On May 28, 2016 |
Sh said and I quote "this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken". According t to this story, where dose from which the condom was taken come from?. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by dollarathe(m): 8:17am On May 28, 2016 |
You ve been used already.... 1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by OBAIBA: 8:18am On May 28, 2016 |
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.
When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.
She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.
That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.
We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.
Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.
So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by heironymos(m): 8:22am On May 28, 2016 |
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.
When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.
She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.
That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.
We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.
Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.
So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen. *as in 1000ways to die* you would have been spermducted |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Chelsea350(f): 8:29am On May 28, 2016 |
what's the name of the movie?...... |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by abbeyty(m): 8:31am On May 28, 2016 |
all these girls condemning him for having s*x with a girl he just met, talking as if they have never had s*x with a random guy b4, hypocrites |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Omotayor123(f): 8:32am On May 28, 2016 |
Mattkent:
I'm fine. I didn't realize how much I missed ur mention till I saw ur comment here  Tnx sweet  1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by demiladeesther(f): 8:49am On May 28, 2016 |
Olorun yo e, can't stop laughing Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.
When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.
She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.
That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.
We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.
Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.
So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Rotimi47: 8:51am On May 28, 2016 |
The devil is the number one trickster. Thank God for delivering you, but if dem say make you come do sport then, you no go gree.
Usain bolt................... Take style do thanksgiving if your story is true.
Abeg OP, let me play along as per your story. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by kulrunsman79(m): 8:53am On May 28, 2016 |
Believe this story and you will believe anything. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by misscall247: 8:56am On May 28, 2016 |
Hayjaycity:
God saved you... They needed your blood too for d rituals to be effective... But some ritual acts may need d sperm alone.. Go and give thanksgiving to the church.... I never knew Abuja could be this dangerous, we'll d politicians are not clean So u bliv dis trash. OK even if it is true, wouldn't dem ve meet with al dis sex workers to help dem with fresh sperm OP u mumu......who ur sperm help na ur head/porn video thy dey fine. Na so u take act BF o |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by pamdaniel(m): 8:57am On May 28, 2016 |
u are a lucky man, don't think they need ur sperm for anything, the sex act was to make u weak, it was also an act of evidence to them that u are a canal man and that u don't ve any spiritual backup either from God or devil, cos if u are a righteous man u would not do such an act, if u are a gentle man, cultured or even a decent guy u would not do bush things, on another note don't think that men who carry jazz ve sex any how... so it is a proof to them that u fall into the category of their search, u are a lucky man, ur whole human parts would ve been dissected. lesson one, women don't offer sex for nothing, lesson two, i see what i eat does not mean i eat whatever i see, lesson three, say no to anyhow sex... 1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by pamdaniel(m): 9:04am On May 28, 2016 |
don't forget the fact that people are given different assignments to kill so as to kn how rugged they could be to join some cults or associations, some have to complete some evil acts successfully so as to receive some ranks in cult or associations on anther note do u kn that people sell human parts for medics like transplant and all that stuff... wise up bro and be careful... that's what blood money is all about, not the famous blood money vomiting smoked corps misscall247:
So u bliv dis trash.
OK even if it is true, wouldn't dem ve meet with al dis sex workers to help dem with fresh sperm
OP u mumu......who ur sperm help na ur head/porn video thy dey fine.
Na so u take act BF o |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by viscocom(m): 9:05am On May 28, 2016 |
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| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by godchildjayboy(m): 9:26am On May 28, 2016 |
Man with your write up I stiil suspect fool play on your destiny. one you have to give testimony for saving of your life and also you need to meet with a man of God to pray for you and your need to fasted and pray for deliverances, that lady in position might have infected with a stranger spirit or might have stolen something from your destiny. it might not be your sperm they needed but those three guy only came to scared you away from the busy to do whatever with the girl. even in question maybe the girl is in captives by those men to be use for rituals but needed to have had a men with a man which you did before she can be your for the sacrifice. I advice you to be very prayerful and confess you deed. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hitz: 9:35am On May 28, 2016 |
ellypicos:
Its a hard to believe story. Having sex with someone you just met for inside bush for that matter. Na so conji hold you? Then you grab the thing con run run run run. Abeg jor The story doesn't just add up. Mr man. Konji is a regional issue in the north. Northern women aren't as easy as the ladies down south. Konji is their problem. Not tomatoes, not light or fuel. Konji |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by tayejay(m): 9:39am On May 28, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color] Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.
When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.
She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.
That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.
We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.
Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.
So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen. What part of Abuja? |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Odeyinigbin(m): 9:45am On May 28, 2016 |
Na God safe u
U for follow where u follow come to dis world meet ur creator.
Dis will serve as warning to guys DAT likes awwuf
Remember aweuf dey run belle |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by remzytimer: 9:46am On May 28, 2016 |
Many are consumed who are after flesh, thank God for saving your soul, You better give your life to Christ before it is too late....JESUS LOVES YOU!!! |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ola20: 9:47am On May 28, 2016 |
Cha, there is God.................................... |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ilovetheline: 9:53am On May 28, 2016 |
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.
When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.
She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.
That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.
We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.
Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.
So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen. your sperm cannot be used for anystuff like that. Is this just an attention thread? |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by waynejesus: 10:03am On May 28, 2016 |
na lai joor, why does men no come out with gun wen u dey bang the girl and tell u to run after u cum? 1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by feeloscar(m): 11:09am On May 28, 2016 |
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place It's truly a non - friction 1 Like |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 11:22am On May 28, 2016 |
NovusHomo:
Is there something you know that we don't? How can anyone do the bolded above? Lol, am just being sarcastic, in reaction to a ridiculous story. |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by mikaael(m): 11:45am On May 28, 2016 |
gsparks01:
yea I'm sure it's FRICTION no....its VISCOSITY[color=#006600] gsparks01:
yea I'm sure it's FRICTION |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 11:51am On May 28, 2016 |
francisbarrack:
Somthng dey smile... Guess lies dis is not lies but true. it happens to me when ever I slept with my girlfriend she don't clean her p*sy. so I suspended foul play. since I began to pray she totally change to me. Pls b wise |
| Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by TJNoble: 11:54am On May 28, 2016 |
The loophole in the whole narrative was the part where the Op said she removed the condom from him and was trying to put it in her bag and something prompted him to grab the used condom containing his sperm from her and started running with three strange men in tow. The question is "when did he zip up his trousers" when she had just removed the condom from his manhood and was about to bag it when he grabbed it and ran off. Op, clarification on this, if you don't mind. |
