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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by EverestdeBliu(m): 10:37pm On May 27, 2016
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.
Op what part of Abuja pls?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by BABANGBALI: 10:38pm On May 27, 2016
Op are you on Whatsapp?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by irondome: 10:38pm On May 27, 2016
How do you guys sleep with absolute strangers?

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:38pm On May 27, 2016
Conte144:
You would have been used as a sacrifice to Sango cheesy


Sango no dey operate for Abuja na.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by BABANGBALI: 10:39pm On May 27, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
Op what part of Abuja pls?
Why you dey ask?you wan go look for the babe?

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:40pm On May 27, 2016
should i call this story one night stand or what? kk, since it was set and played in the bush, and in the evening, i will call it 1 evening bang!!!

lies from the abyss of hell...wtchew

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Elebiju: 10:43pm On May 27, 2016
You'd better wake up oooooo its a bad dream.

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by kellyJames5(m): 10:43pm On May 27, 2016
thank God for your life op

those doubting the story are either females or gays.


just pray you don't get to fall into that kind of temptation it's only then you know this brain do go on sabattical leave!

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by rhymaholic: 10:44pm On May 27, 2016
Cook and bull story
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:45pm On May 27, 2016
Firefire:
"I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home"


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, NKAN NBE... shocked


OP, Mr. Adisa will contact you by 3:00PM tomorrow to hear the full story.


IBUDO LABE ORUN. undecided
hahaha! Who is Mr Adisa?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by kan12(m): 10:45pm On May 27, 2016
ur sperm fr turn money,fr dis buhari economy.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by MarieSucre(f): 10:46pm On May 27, 2016
gsparks01:
yea I'm sure it's FRICTION
I thought I was the only who noticed it.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hedonistic: 10:47pm On May 27, 2016
Only socially awkward dweebs would believe this thrashy super story.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 27, 2016
Gabriel6:
This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time.

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.



Law 40

Despise free lunch, what is offered for free is usually dangerous it either involves a trick or some hidden obligation
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:47pm On May 27, 2016
So wait.....you saw random girl and you chook prick?

Chai!!...this world is just not my home!

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hatchy(f): 10:47pm On May 27, 2016
I believe that you went straight to the chemist to buy strong malaria drug when you woke up from this your dream. Bad dreams is always associated with malaria....advanced one.



Consult your doctor if symptom persist after three day.(yeye story)

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Kwame87(m): 10:48pm On May 27, 2016
dOes the ukwu worth d Bleep?...does d Bleep worth d run?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by slyrone(m): 10:48pm On May 27, 2016
WAP proudly presents : this is super storrrryyyyyyy
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Jabioro: 10:49pm On May 27, 2016
Gabriel ! Gabriel !! Gabriel !!! you misbehave..can you imagine yourself,infact you are a rapist .. anyway thank God...
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by EverestdeBliu(m): 10:50pm On May 27, 2016
BABANGBALI:
Why you dey ask?you wan go look for the babe?
LoL,I nor dey mad nah. I wan know the area where d evil people dey operate,so that person fit watch out wella.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by LaRoyalHighness(f): 10:50pm On May 27, 2016
Woah! Just met Sb next thing is to have sex. Nkita things.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by artsoft1: 10:52pm On May 27, 2016
gsparks01:
yea I'm sure it's FRICTION


No it's MOTION not FRICTION

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by ikgabriel(m): 10:52pm On May 27, 2016
I know d movie.



E noh tu sweet.






D reason I don't watch nollywood again grin
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Henon: 10:54pm On May 27, 2016
Olukokosir:
Picx of u straafing the girl and pix of u bn chased by d 3 niggas or idon blv it ...







U knw d drill er nigga
Na u snap the pishure when he was been chased. See wetin Liar Muhammed cause, kids are now lying stupidly.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by BABANGBALI: 10:56pm On May 27, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
LoL,I nor dey mad nah. I wan know the area where d evil people dey operate,so that person fit watch out wella.
I smell lies
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by lordkhalifa(m): 10:57pm On May 27, 2016
Even liar muhammad the supreme lord of all liars knew this one nah confirm pure lies...
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by tylerbraid(m): 10:58pm On May 27, 2016
We all know fear can power up your adrenaline but hey, After releasing, u ran at full speed? Do u know the amount of energy that leaves a man while ejaculating? Even usain bolt can't be at his best after ejaculating. U also wonder why footballers can't have intimacy with there WAGS 48hrs b4 a match, because they're conserving energy. Maybe u probably went to a motel & after your escapade, the lady tried keeping your condom then u took action. Then later thought of turning it into a nice tale for us.... *claps for you*

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by macaranta(m): 11:02pm On May 27, 2016
Op can lie for Africa
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by vinelli(m): 11:02pm On May 27, 2016
Which kind story be this Even nollywood producers never think reach dis one.
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by brownlolly(m): 11:03pm On May 27, 2016
One time, I was relaxing in my yard (same Abuja) when this girl in leopard print dress walked towards me. She greeted me and said she came to see me. I turned around to be sure that there was no one else behind me that she was talking to. I asked her if we had met before. She was incoherent. Just talking stuff I couldn't understand. She had a voluptuous body, but it didn't make sense to me.

Finally, she asked me to take her inside. She was looking at me like...

The whole thing didn't feel right but she was actually expecting me to take her inside my flat and knock her out in bed. Tempting but too easy.

I don't like cheap girls.

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Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by Nobody: 11:04pm On May 27, 2016
Omotayor123:
But you get liver ooo... To bang everything bangable without thinking twice shocked And to think it's someone you don't know from Adam! shocked

Oshofree they kill ooo. Tnx God for your testimony, I hope you and other guys like you learn from this.

The running part funny die grin grin grin

Hmmm...y av u forgotten me?
Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by dipznano: 11:04pm On May 27, 2016
NOLLYWOOD SUCKS grin

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