StubbornGoat:
Back in the days when I use to rule this section, when I still had my A-game on and I could yansh all the hot nairaland babes when I want to - ask Rokiatu, Ireneony, pussysandy, Twaci, lala247 and Co to narrate their experience. Until one fateful Saturday night when EFCC came to whisk me away, I spent 8 months in jail and since then, I haven't been able to catch any new babe on this forum and I've been relegated to just checking Dps.
Two weeks ago, I was writing down the list of new babes I would be sending PM to when this beauty (Ivyy) crossed my path. I can not say how it happened but hot akamu just started escaping furiously from my bandooky.
See the way she opened her legs sef like she person wey don dey collect ten-tey.
Since then, any time I feel Hot, I just grab a vaseline and come on Nairaland o. I have been trying to stop it but the urge is just crazy, it can't go away. Nairalanders what can I do to stop this?

www.nairaland.com/ivyy
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Cutehector:
ivyy close dat thing.

Dats not how to sit like a lady

SAINTSAMURAII:
@OP why do you embarass the male race this way?

Bros what I need now is solution not insult. Thanks.

Tobiee:
[email] You can hang yourself. I'll provide the rope, and help kick the chair. [/email]

E be like say you craze ba? Morafucker! !

SAINTSAMURAII:
@OP why do you embarass the male race this way?

Cutehector:
ivyy close dat thing.



Dats not how to sit like a lady

Bros I don tire. Any time wey I go check her Dp, I go just dey drip like over-filled tank. Kilode!

StubbornGoat:

E be like say you craze ba? Morafucker! !

StubbornGoat:


Bros what I need now is solution not insult. Thanks.

StubbornGoat:


Bros I don tire. Any time wey I go check her Dp, I go just dey drip like over-filled tank. Kilode!

vargasvictory:
Dude somewhere be making that puna be blowing like a whistle



You're here wasting your unborn children and resources


Mtchew!

Sugarhugs:

Lwkm.

Sugarhugs:

Lwkm.

Tobiee:
[email] Lol, e pain am. [/email]

Gerrarah here mehn if you can't find any solution to my plight or go and hawk petrol. Ode!

DRISKLEF:
LOL. So your point is?

As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi?

StubbornGoat:



Gerrarah here mehn if you can't find any solution to my plight or go and hawk petrol. Ode!

SAINTSAMURAII:
well you need a real sex, get a girlfriend or rather a clean olosho girlfriend, just for the sex part. and u will 4get abt ivyy

Yes Bros, thank you for that wonderful piece of advice. What i need is real sex, this Konji wey dey hold me too strong, my dick don begin dey bend sef.
Do you have Ivyy's number, I need to have real sex with her. I don send the babe like ten pms, she no gree reply anyone. I don tire sef.

UyiIredia:
Why do some people lack that thing called sense? Why God, Why?

You wey you get sense, who your sense don epp?


You be Edo guy ba? E be say I sabi you before for CU.

kleppur:
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha ."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen . Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

Cutehector:
u need the sanctification and baptism of the Holy Spirit brotherly..

Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah. fucking right fucking right alright.

Tobiee:
[email] Oloshi, I advised you already. Oponu ode omo. Were. [/email]

E be like say you don smoke gbana over-belleful ba? Ediot!

FrankValency:
shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur