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Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lezzlie(m): 8:22am On May 30, 2016 |
How free are you with your girlfriend/boyfriend? I am of the opinion that lasting relationships are built when couples are free and earthy with each other. So can you fart in the presence of your lover? I dont mean the silent flatulence that caresses the anus when coming off. I mean can you really give a trumping, anus- quivering, loud and thunderous fart in presence of your boyfriend? If you can, you have the potentials to build a long-lasting, honest relationship. And guy's who can't take this are potential sadists So ladies test your boyfriend's resilience and love today. Give him a loud fart this morning , make sure he hears it, then say , " good morning, baby". 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by oludebby90(f): 8:25am On May 30, 2016 |
Y not.He is my fiance,he should understand naa 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Hazardd(m): 8:25am On May 30, 2016 |
where then have the respects gone...just saying unless it was done not knowing 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by ShaqFu: 8:26am On May 30, 2016 |
Of course. Anybody who can't fart in his or her boyfriend's/girlfriend's presence is just being too courteous. And that usually pave way for pretending. Me, I go mess the mess. Person wey I don see dey sh1t for toilet nahim I go come dey shame to mess for e side. 6 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Hazardd(m): 8:28am On May 30, 2016 |
oludebby90: like seriously |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lsofdk(m): 8:28am On May 30, 2016 |
breakups loading if you're trying it for the first time. some would take it for disrespect 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lezzlie(m): 8:29am On May 30, 2016 |
oludebby90:The loud one or silent one? You know the silent ones often come out when we want to hide the identity of the fartee But the loud ones are like: hey, baby, that's me |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by jaymejate: 8:30am On May 30, 2016 |
[size=14pt]Like they always say "if you cannot fart in the presence of your boyfriend or girlfriend, then you are capable of hiding millions of secrets in the relationship" and it's not good[/size] So to mess nor be sin wen your bae de there 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by BrideOfDracula(f): 8:32am On May 30, 2016 |
Never on purpose & he better not dare try it either because things like that kinda kill passion. Well, at least I'm easily turned off by disgusting behaviour. 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Nobody: 8:35am On May 30, 2016 |
Kikiki. . . Turn off gidi |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Smellymouth: 8:38am On May 30, 2016 |
You mean MESS? I come wonder when I see flatulate I get one babe back den, whenever she is doing this, na dat time she dey mess .. dunno why Naijaboiy Cutehector Lezzlie.. Do you know why? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lezzlie(m): 8:41am On May 30, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula: Never on purpose? So when the gas builds up, how do you lock your anus and prevent it from slipping off? |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by naijaboiy: 8:43am On May 30, 2016 |
If my girlfriend cannot do that in my presence we are breaking up! Lol.. She should be free with me and not forming. But I didn't say she should turn it into something that will become a nuisance to me o. Once in a while it's just good to be free around your partner and be your normal self. |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by oludebby90(f): 8:47am On May 30, 2016 |
Lezzlie:Mess na mess,himself no de mess.Why are u saying it as if it not a normal occurance for a healthy human being.Abeg jo 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by oludebby90(f): 8:49am On May 30, 2016 |
Hazardd:Y not....himself no de mess |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by wittyt98(m): 8:50am On May 30, 2016 |
tcheew ..fvck those saying its a big turn off or whatever to em ...its why most of y'all re in a fvcked up relationship .... I can do that while she's there ..nd she can do it while I'm there ....that's what we call love mehn ...it will make us get closer nd stronger with each other .... the person u ain't ashamed of doin such with means the relationship with the person is so tight ..... not the kinda hiding it from your fiance or boyfriend that's rubbish means you guys ain't close enough your still pretending to yourselves . there's nothing to be disgusted about nd if u re by the act simply means the love there ain't thick yet ..trust me 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by BrideOfDracula(f): 8:51am On May 30, 2016 |
Lezzlie: The same way I hold in pee & poo, until I'm able to let it all rip...in private, thank you. Not everyone behaves like a Neanderthal. But like I said, never on purpose. Meaning that sometimes it's hard to hold it in & it slips out. Shrugs. I just would never lift my leg & fart without a care in the world. That's revolting. 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by wittyt98(m): 8:53am On May 30, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula:na you sabi |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Nobody: 8:54am On May 30, 2016 |
wittyt98: |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Hazardd(m): 9:03am On May 30, 2016 |
oludebby90: messing in his front lol,am sure he can't condone it knowing that you knowing did it |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by wittyt98(m): 9:03am On May 30, 2016 |
suzan404:hmm this one that you're smiling don't kill us with the smell o
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Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lezzlie(m): 9:05am On May 30, 2016 |
oludebby90:Farting is the most natural human activity. It's just that most girls pretend about it. Honestly, I haven't dated a girl who gave a loud fart in my presence |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by dollyjoy(f): 9:05am On May 30, 2016 |
Fart is something we can't control. |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Cutehector(m): 9:06am On May 30, 2016 |
Dat's bad habit. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by dollyjoy(f): 9:08am On May 30, 2016 |
Cutehector:It's not a habit hector,it something we have no control of,more like a reflex action. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Nobody: 9:09am On May 30, 2016 |
wittyt98:lol,bro I no dey fart like that oo,,,,,,pls check my signature and be mimzified 3 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Nobody: 9:10am On May 30, 2016 |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by cruzita(f): 9:14am On May 30, 2016 |
. who get time to hold mess ,I go release am put jara self 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Lezzlie(m): 9:15am On May 30, 2016 |
BrideOfDracula: So your anal muscles must be well toned and pretty grippy to entrap trump since the dawning of your adult life I dub you the Dracula baby, the Fart-entrapper So you can't fart in your bf's presence? I can imagine your pap riddled, prudish face turned red in embarrassment when a loud fart escapes your anus when you laugh out. I know your bf puts on earmuffs each time you go to the toilet. It sure must sound like World War 11 , Nazi invasion of France when you take a sh1t and all the suppressed fart found their way out Fart-jailer 1 Like |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Cutehector(m): 9:25am On May 30, 2016 |
dollyjoy:oh really, comman mess insyd my car wen the glasses are all up.. u will swallow dat mess only u.. |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by Nobody: 9:36am On May 30, 2016 |
Re: Ladies Can You Flatulate In Your Boyfriend's Presence? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:40am On May 30, 2016 |
Lezzlie: Yes, it's embarrassing when you're the only two people in the room & then suddenly there's a suspicious smell that he knows aint his IDK, maybe we're wired differently as people but farting just isn't lady-like to me. Now I'm not claiming to be a lady because I'm not, it's just that there are some things I'd rather not do infront of others like farting, digging my nose, digging between my teeth, cleaning my ears, etc. Hell, I can't even cut toenails infront of people. But that's just me & the things I perceive should rather be done in private. |
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