Lalasticlala, y isn't this page on FP yet

Nicolars:
Lalasticlala, y isn't this page on FP yet

lalasticlala.... Shey you hear Fp things

I remember vividly after writing WAEC and NECO in 2009, my school performed poorly in physics cos we had 4 physics teachers in 3yrs. I had D7 in physics and it wasn't acceptable for admission. I don pass post-ume o. Was waiting for registration. My last hope was NECO. Checked it and I was d only one who cleared my papers in our set. All C's. Na NECO I use enta skul dat yr

1. Oh i remember when i was about 5-6 years old. After watching a cartoon of how two spies used a rope to go up to a harlots room(bible story). Na so i go our over head tank,started climbing the pipe that supplies water to the house...as i was reaching the top,the pipes gave way. I fell from the top,as i reached the ground i was milimetres away from hitting my head on our soak away.
2. I was learning how to do front flip,so i told my friend to push me when i was mid-way. Time for action come reach na...as the guy pushed me,na so i carry my back land. My spine was dead for some seconds. Then i knew the true meaning of paralysis. As it came back to life,the way i happy ehn..no be small.

7Randall:
I remember vividly after writing WAEC and NECO in 2009, my school performed poorly in physics cos we had 4 physics teachers in 3yrs. I had D7 in physics and it wasn't acceptable for admission. I don pass post-ume o. Was waiting for registration. My last hope was NECO. Checked it and I was d only one who cleared my papers in our set. All C's. Na NECO I use enta skul dat yr

lol... Thank God you didn't write just waec

NevetsIbot:
lol... Thank God you didn't write just waec

Am telling you.

Fabrice07:
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lol bro. I laughed so hard. I actually fractured my leg cos of gymnastics then.... Imagine doing three backlifts, a backflip and one tripleteisting backflip.... Na for landing I hear ''kpa'' .. Didn't know twas my leg until i tried to stand.


Lol... You almost shattered your head.

7Randall:

Am telling you.

i had total trust in my waec then ... So much that I didnt take neco..... I failed my best subject. Literature. Lost admission that yr

NevetsIbot:
i had total trust in my waec then ... So much that I didnt take neco..... I failed my best subject. Literature. Lost admission that yr

It was compulsory to take both in my school. I had E8 in Geography and my mum is a geography teacher. All my siblings been get A1. Dnt jst know wat happened dat year.

NevetsIbot:

lol bro. I laughed so hard. I actually fractured my leg cos of gymnastics then.... Imagine doing three backlifts, a backflip and one tripleteisting backflip.... Na for landing I hear ''kpa'' .. Didn't know twas my leg until i tried to stand.


Lol... You almost shattered your head.

Hehe...no be small. Thank God for luck o

7Randall:

It was compulsory to take both in my school. I had E8 in Geography and my mum is a geography teacher. All my siblings been get A1. Dnt jst know wat happened dat year.

dad was like... You'll be the first member of this family to fail jamb

NevetsIbot:
dad was like... You'll be the first member of this family to fail jamb

Lol

My L' Day was the first time Sex I Had with my childhood neighbour in their flat while her dad just...

Fabrice07:
1. Oh i remember when i was about 5-6 years old. After watching a cartoon of how two spies used a rope to go up to a harlots room(bible story). Na so i go our over head tank,started climbing the pipe that supplies water to the house...as i was reaching the top,the pipes gave way. I fell from the top,as i reached the ground i was milimetres away from hitting my head on our soak away.
2. I was learning how to do front flip,so i told my friend to push me when i was mid-way. Time for action come reach na...as the guy pushed me,na so i carry my back land. My spine was dead for some seconds. Then i knew the true meaning of paralysis. As it came back to life,the way i happy ehn..no be small.

the pipe that supplies water to ur house is close to ur soakaway? Nice...

i've always been that lucky kid sha. Once got hit by a speeding car...flew like 50metres away form the point of impact(and i'm not even kidding y'all), landed in a gutter. Stood up, dusted my clothes and walked away, without even a headache. Onlookers all looked there like WTH!. If yu had seen the driver ehn...he couldnt explain it

BrideOfDracula:
I remember getting heartbroken over losing some money I stuffed in my back pocket. I've been having a terrible week of disappointment & even started to believe that somehow a former friend must have put a hex on me Oh, how I hated her at that moment! But then it happened! The heavens finally smiled at me & I could see the wheel of fortune turning. I swear I saw dollar signs right in front of my eyes. My luck came wrapped in brown leather, sitting on top of a phone booth...it was a wallet. Inside there was R1 500 I hit the mall like a bird chasing a junebug!

lmao you stole oh. Nothing lucky bout this one

leahcimzil:

lmao you stole oh. Nothing lucky bout this one

No, I didnt steal. I don't think you guys understand. Do you know the roadside phones with a booth? Yeah, that one! The wallet was all lonely sitting there And besides, I don't remember anyone searching for me when I lost MY money

This exactly what I'm talking about..

The other day on campus, a chick's wallet fell down at the car park. We tried to call her frantically. But she looked back and hissed. Apparently she thought we wanted to hit on her.

Anyway to cut the long story short. Me and my friends ate rice and chicken off her.

oppybouy:
The other day on campus, a chick's wallet fell down at the car park. We tried to call her frantically. But she looked back and hissed. Apparently she thought we wanted to hit on her.

Anyway to cut the long story short. Me and my friends ate rice and chicken off her.

Baba nla, tiri gbosa 4 u

She deserved it
I can imagine her look later when she realizes y u were calling her

BrideOfDracula:


No, I didnt steal. I don't think you guys understand. Do you know the roadside phones with a booth? Yeah, that one! The wallet was all lonely sitting there And besides, I don't remember anyone searching for me when I lost MY money

This exactly what I'm talking about..

lol call it watever yu want hehe.

leahcimzil:

lol call it watever yu want hehe.

leahcimzil:
i've always been that lucky kid sha. Once got hit by a speeding car...flew like 50metres away form the point of impact(and i'm not even kidding y'all), landed in a gutter. Stood up, dusted my clothes and walked away, without even a headache. Onlookers all looked there like WTH!. If yu had seen the driver ehn...he couldnt explain it

bruhahahahahaha. That was indeed luck. The driver woulda been like ''oya keep walking o...dnt say you got injured. Ah gat no dime to spend'' lol...buh seriously...you didnt get a scratch?

oppybouy:
The other day on campus, a chick's wallet fell down at the car park. We tried to call her frantically. But she looked back and hissed. Apparently she thought we wanted to hit on her.

Anyway to cut the long story short. Me and my friends ate rice and chicken off her.

badluck for her.... luck for you. Most ladies be thinking every caller is a potential toaster. That how my uncle wanted to tell a lady she dropped her bb at CMS when she slapped him KPOA!!!!!! He just shut up... She was looking... He picked the bb from the ground, looked her in the eye and threw it far away. Lol. See as the girl com dey look

NevetsIbot:
badluck for her.... luck for you. Most ladies be thinking every caller is a potential toaster. That how my uncle wanted to tell a lady she dropped her bb at CMS when she slapped him KPOA!!!!!! He just shut up... She was looking... He picked the bb from the ground, looked her in the eye and threw it far away. Lol. See as the girl com dey look

haa ur uncle fall my hand, he suppose brk d phone patapata 4 her front

NevetsIbot:
bruhahahahahaha. That was indeed luck. The driver woulda been like ''oya keep walking o...dnt say you got injured. Ah gat no dime to spend'' lol...buh seriously...you didnt get a scratch?

i tell yu bro...still remains a mistery to me till date

NevetsIbot:
badluck for her.... luck for you. Most ladies be thinking every caller is a potential toaster. That how my uncle wanted to tell a lady she dropped her bb at CMS when she slapped him KPOA!!!!!! He just shut up... She was looking... He picked the bb from the ground, looked her in the eye and threw it far away. Lol. See as the girl com dey look

lol at this point, you allowed to do what BrideofDracula did. apologise and let her leave her fone behind, then calmly pick it like it's yurs...becos it's now yurs

danduchi:
the pipe that supplies water to ur house is close to ur soakaway? Nice...

Bro...no be soak away for shit o. The one for the kitchen abeg. And its nt really close...remember i said i had almost reached the top

leahcimzil:

lol at this point, you allowed to do what BrideofDracula did. apologise and let her leave her fone behind, then calmly pick it like it's yurs...becos it's now yurs

ehn?? You'll pick a stolen bb? Haha... They will track you down bros

Nicolars:
haa ur uncle fall my hand, he suppose brk d phone patapata 4 her front

abi