Sometimes when I just remember that am a guy and not a
Lady.... I don't just know where that happiness always Comes from.

I mean I hate washing plate like die... Anytime mumsy wants to force me to wash plate like this... I will just pretend as if one terrible malaria has just struck me inside my balls....

Sweeping floor... Omo the day mumsy forced me to do this one instead of sweeping floor I was just mopping my tears(me that I have siblings that can do all these)... Sometimes sweeping can be so painful(shed tears uncontrollably)

Washing clothes... I just do this because I gat no choice and I love looking clean and I hate wasting money on dry cleaner

Cooking... As far as am concerned... This is the only thing I love doing when it comes to chores... Buh will still prefer if anybody skillful will do it for me...

Pregnancy and giving birth.... Omo this is the one that always scare me off pass.... If you be guy and you are in the building(abeg dey thank your head sharp sharp.o) anytime I try to imagine the pain of birth giving I always feel this thunder effect that starts at the middle of head and stops at the middle of my balls... I don't know why it always stops at my balls(balls feeling guilty already or what)

Shout out to the #WifeMaterialsLadies

If you're a Lady and you can't do all of the things mentioned up there joyfully(except that Pregnancy part)...
#GodFearingManisComingYourWay

Back to guys... Why do you always feel fly when you suddenly remember you ain't a lady

I think u lack proper home training...


I bet u even hardly wash ur boxers

wetin this one dey talk?

You are a liability to your future partner.

wetin this one dey talk ?

I can categorically tell you that you dont have sense

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Cutehector:
I think u lack proper home training...

I bet u even hardly wash ur boxers

Used to respect you and all that.. Buh you don't f*cking talk
about my home.... (you can talk about my boxers all you like)
We clear

Bisjosh:
You are a liability to your future partner.

OK... And you will make a good wife... Happy

Mafking:


Used to respect you and all that.. Buh you don't f*cking talk

about my home.... (you can talk about my boxers all you like)

We clear

I dnt fvcking need ur respect, doesn't add a dime to my account..


As long as I write what I write, it's none of my business if u catching feelings on it..



capisce

SANDOSKI:
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Was actually trying to articulate how I respect ladies that actually do chores comfortably...

















Lord.... Don't lemme be misunderstood

Am sure you're praying not to father a female child as well'........anyways #loveyourz

Cutehector:
I dnt fvcking need ur respect, doesn't add a dime to my account..


As long as I write what I write, it's none of my business if u catching feelings on it..



capisce

Guy say any thing your brain can come up with..... Just

Leave my home out of it...

& i'm excited to be a lady. no apologies

Mafking:


Was actually trying to articulate how I respect ladies that actually do chores comfortably...

















Lord.... Don't lemme be misunderstood

what has the Lord gat to do with this? Lord gat no hand in this

Frei:
what has the Lord gat to do with this? Lord gat no hand in this

Geez!!! Are you Lord

Some ppu sef

Mafking:

Geez!!! Are you Lord
Some ppu sef

You think Lord gat time for this? No!

Who is dis one

Well, all the daughters of Eve have been cursed and we can all attest to that fact. But for the aspect of child bearing, research has shown that some women actually experience orgasmic Labor, so it's not all about pain as we have been made to know But most women will never admit this.

Frei:
You think Lord gat time for this? No!

OK sir... Thanks for yr time and ur wisdom.

Op, you seriously need counselling.