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The Pregnant Turkey by feelgood(m): 4:52pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
The Pregnant Turkey One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it into the turkey. She then stuffed the turkey again. She put the bird(s) back in the oven to cook. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! |
Re: The Pregnant Turkey by Oracle(m): 8:22pm On Nov 24, 2006 |
ha ha thatz funny, pregnant Turkey |
Re: The Pregnant Turkey by Mystique(f): 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2007 |
Re: The Pregnant Turkey by nuesednutlofa: 1:39pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
2006 thread. No brains then |
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