my dear country pipu u know as ladies dey treat una if u no too carry 4 dis country and body no b firewood wetin man go do. my landlord grandpikin com home 4rm america for holiday and as i dey jobbless 4 house wit dem 4 like one month naso me sef learn american accent.on this fateful day my broda i go see my padi them for anoda street unfortunately i no come find dem. as i dey regret dey go say i don waste bike money naso i see two hot chickalas. omo man no fit miss dis ones o. naso i approach dem begin speak americana to dem cum see as dem dey fall omo my head swell i cum dey put many lies join say all my clothes na designers i no dey wear clothes wey no get name i get this i get that cum see as babe dey blush. for my mind i dey wonder na me be dis wey gels dey trip 4 i dey dream? had i known i suppose don collect dia number leave them buh since na ma street dem dey go nd na leg dem dey trek i con say make i ff them. as i enter my street market wey dis gels wan come buy pepper na hin i see dis Godforsaken, unfortunate fellow called baba friday wey dey sell boskoro as hin see me na so he shout "customer customer shey u see say d cloth wey i sell 4 u dat day(d cloth i was wearing) hin fyn 4 ur body he cum fit u well well i still get plenty wey u go like o oya cum see". i wan deny d stupid man buh na so he talk my name i no fit deny am again. i jus comot wit shame and anger dos gels look dem sef cum use dia throat make sound ."hun hun" i waka wit shame. i no kno say dat shame na small one. na December time we dey, dey cum dey do carnival na so dis gels and all dia friends like 20 gather as i waka pass them dey bust into laughter as i dey go wit shame na some dem begin hail me dey shout "americana americana" amidst solid laughter. my brother if go kill mysef se i do bad after this kine embarrassment. chai

Nothing to be ashamed about bro. I'm pretty sure everything those girls had on was grade one bosicorner. Even, their undies ain't exempted so why the shame?