A man promised a lady 20k last week as they were chatting on BBM. She came to Abuja on an unexpected visit and stayed two nights.Dat fateful morning she demanded for d 20k he promised her. He told her that he was leaving for Minna ASAP.that he had an unexpected but urgent engagement. He gave her his ATM Card to withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well that he had less dan 5k In his Account).
As soon as she kissed him goodbye, he quickly left d house knowing she will
come crying back to him. As he was driving past Zuba, his colleague in the office called him on phone saying
"Paddy mi,you don see the alert? I Just dey come from bank oooo! I don pay that 100k wey I bin owe you into your account, Thanks a million"
Meeen........... See Sweat!!!
Almost immediately he got d alert!
Confirm 100k Credited into his account. He was almost paralysed as the money entered .He tried calling her phone.... Switched Off.
Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute.......... Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited. Leaving only d last 5k.
He couldn't recollect what happened to him but regained consciousness on a hospital bed. Now dey are asking him what happened?
What will he tell them

That he is too generous to a fault ....


According to wafarians,sense man wey dey die for mugu backyard

he don't have to say much,just tell them that the hunter has become the hunted..