ganisucks:



http://dailypost.ng/2016/06/19/i-am-okay-i-can-wrestle-with-anybody-buhari/

“I am okay. You can see me inspecting the guard of honour. You can see I am taller than you. Do you want to wrestle with me? You can do so,” Buhari said.

omenka:
Is NASS a military establishment??

Anyway, na joke I dey joke, people should enjoy their right to extreme stupidity. If you chose to want to be like them, that is your prerogative as well and no one would stop you.

Happy now?? Oya, face front.

Beremx:
The first person you have to wrestle is Fayose. Fayose seems he wants to fight. Just give him one uppercut and he won't stalk you again.
Yeye ponmo governor.


Welcome President Muhammadu Buhari.

UuzbaGuuzba:
But I thought that as a "former" soldier, Buhari is supposed to be like all those Veterans. Like The Rock, chop bomb for the nation. Not this kine, My ear dey pain me, run go London and oversleep.

Is this guy not tough again? If my own ear is paining me, I swallow panadol - Nonsense! And do weight lifting with Buldozer and caterpiller.

I am a tough guy!

Britboy:



If the bolded was an attempt at humor, he failed woefully!
He's called a dullard for genuine reasons.
Gosh!

ganisucks:

Both him and Kachikwu are on DSS watchlist for sponsoring terrorism, planning a coup and committing treason. Why do Y̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ǖ think Tinubu flew †̥♥ UK †̥♥ pay him a visit, when he W̶̲̥̅̊åS̤̈̊ already billed †̥♥ arrive today.

xcuggsm:


So Osibanjo is a principal officer In this government? Thought he is considered a common commissioner
Thanks for the information

LordofNairaland:


He is standing tall and not bent. Read between the lines and stop being a pecker.

Guliver:
Aisha go hear am tonite.

QuotaSystem:
My President is Back!


...and is ready to wrestle with anybody.

sweetilicious:
I have died.

Caseless:
q-system, please follow this link and vote ivyy https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

I so beg...

Thank you!

Yanzu nike gani, ai ni ne bafilacen mafioso in ka gane . Done.

QuotaSystem:


Yanzu nike gani, ai ni ne bafilacen mafioso in ka gane . Done.

Caseless:
oh! Mazaaaa! Na gane ai. Nice one!

KINGinVAHALA:






Hi bro, good pm!

Caseless:
goodmorning, bro!

KINGinVAHALA:




Same here bro, please I will appreciate an offline chat with you if you don't mind, wanna discuss something with you, sir.

Caseless:
ok! I'd reply your mail when i'm done with what i'm doing.

KINGinVAHALA:

OK vro, nice, would be waiting. I believe I have sent you a mail though.

dickoflife:
Sarcasm isn't really ur strong point... I gave you valid information kindly digest and ensure your brain processes it for future use. Security protocal is standard all over the world. The us secrest service uses triangle formation, nigeria usees melee (a lot of bodies to protect at once because of lack of surveillance and all.
Have a nice week.

dickoflife:
Sarcasm isn't really ur strong point... I gave you valid information kindly digest and ensure your brain processes it for future use. Security protocal is standard all over the world. The us secrest service uses triangle formation, nigeria usees melee (a lot of bodies to protect at once because of lack of surveillance and all.
Have a nice week.

xcuggsm:


Hmmmmmm you must taking yourself very serious.

Anyway, thank you Navy boy but all those text book strategies do not necessarily work in all situations. I guess your instructor told you that.
Have a very nice week!

dickoflife:
why assume i am in the navy guy. Anyway navy employs a different strategy but in nigeria they are the weakest link in the chain. Even hand to hand combat they no sabi. I practise shotekan karate and taekwando although i prefer the defensive stance of taekwando because i have a small body.

xcuggsm:


Guess Fayose would need you at this time to help ward off his numerous enemies with your karate skills.

How about I put in a word for you for consideration for the post of SSA on governors personal security?