Hi Nairaland, my name is Tega, one dude like dat frm one state in Nigeria, i am always on Nairaland and I have seen the things Nairaland has done for people when it comes to relationships. I have been dating one fyn gal like dat for a long time now, I admit, I cheat, m a guy, it's hard for us sometimes my babe don complain tire but I kept being a sharp guy, no b say I no love d gal o but I have trust issues too, she's cheated b4 nd apologized, since den I just resulted to one rule "kill them all" lol yeah true, but now ehn d tin don hook me, she got wind of a couple of my escapades, got angry, broke up, made up again for like 23 tyms, lol (joking) d latest one was just too bad, all my exes ehn, na God go judge all of them sha, bad Belle pple. My babe love me sha but I was playing cuz I tot she was just here for d cash(una know hw girls be na) until the day her ex came nd gave her 100k to just think bout going bk to him, d boi was already saying she must cm bk cuz of d money, omon fear catch me wen dis babe called d guy to her place nd threw d 100k at him outside in front of everyone dat she loves me(see d way my head swell ) omon dat day was raining money, fear no let pple pick sha. OK back to the main thing before I start feeling myself. I hurt her so bad this last time nd I regret it so much, she never insulted me in her life buy dat day, she called me "Stupid" Yeah just "you are stupid" notin more o cuz sm gals fit cuz ur generation nd unborn grandchildren sef. So Nairaland, she has accepted me back nd forgiven me but d tin stil dey her mind nd me sef I'm scared to go crash at her place(na me dem wan use take learn how to make sure?) I reject am o... Nairaland, i want to apologize to her in a very unique way, I want Nigeria to apologize to her and I know Nigeria is Nairaland and I believe Nairalanders die, even for dream, i dey see una for inside
This is how it's gonna be please, i will post her number so anyone reading this can call her, please, even if its for 15secs, tell her ur name, d state or place ur calling frm, i know wen she hears something like "Hello, this is Jude calling frm be up state, am I speaking to Tega's Teddy(Yeah cuz I call her My Teddy) ur bf tega has asked Nigerians to help him apologize to u, plz forgive him) she would smile, after she get like 30 to 100 calls, even from borno state sef, she go fear, anyone can say he is calling from sambisa forest, ripping boko haram, forgive him or I locate u nd bomb u lol. Please Nairalanders, when you have called her just comment "Done" on this thread, it won't take much of ur time my pple, thank u in advance, i will post pics of us smiling like goats nd thanking u guys after making up totally. Here's her contact 08162716925. Thanks in advance Nairalander, y'all are the best

op im not the most educated nor i am the best in writing and speaking correct english. but i lost interest in reading becaus i could not get myself to read what you wrote.

lol teddy tega i go love o

Chai omo people we go use toast steal ur girl dem go soon land on dis thread
U just sold ur girl out

My boo just spoke to her and she said she has forgiven you.

Treat that babe well o

Area i hail oo. Back to the matter...e be like say u be warri son(lol i like that place). Anyway, i'll be realistic here. You played, got caught and now you feel bad. Yeah i understand how that can feel, but remember, as sadistic as this might sound you're not getting married to her. Don't fuss over it. Just keep her happy to the best you can without going all emotional and crazy. And be more careful next time with em side chics.

I go read dis epistle tomoro wen I get ur time *yawns*





Btw nice name.

I love dat nme Tega.

Smellymouth:


Where have you been?

My boo ha d man dat made me a baby mama

Ehn my royal highness mehn cos of u i became brand ambassador to oral b tootpaste company

boo i swear ive been away planning our wedding

Wen we go do pre wedding pictures?

Like seriously




We should do what

Op, I will drop my number now, you go transfer 400 naira recharge card ontop am. I will have a long talk with her and.......

Gbam! Your relationship is back on track..



Mtceeeew

Nairalanders will help destroy your relationship the more with the likes of.......... We have here in NL

I jus did speak to her now and she gave her words to forgive you.....pls and pls tega make things right with this girl cos the voice I heard sounded so harmless and cute......wish you both well and don't forget to hola me or perhaps send me back my airtime I used in calling when you guyz are back and better #HappyRelationship you two

i don land

halfricanadian:
lol teddy tega i go love o
Chai omo people we go use toast steal ur girl dem go soon land on dis thread U just sold ur girl out

as in eh...... I dat guy na real dondy United

e no go pass all these new generation babies


anyway, my dear how u dey, long time

halfricanadian:


My boo ha d man dat made me a baby mama

Ehn my royal highness mehn cos of u i became brand ambassador to oral b tootpaste company

boo i swear ive been away planning our wedding

Wen we go do pre wedding pictures?

Chaii!! My 12th waiffe is back, ayam so excited!!


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divinehand2003:
Nairalanders will help destroy your relationship the more with the likes of.......... We have here in NL

u dey fear to mention names

@Op I wanted to call her on your behalf then I noticed I don't have credit.

AccidentalGenius:
Area i hail oo. Back to the matter...e be like say u be warri son(lol i like that place). Anyway, i'll be realistic here. You played, got caught and now you feel bad. Yeah i understand how that can feel, but remember, as sadistic as this might sound you're not getting married to her. Don't fuss over it. Just keep her happy to the best you can without going all emotional and crazy. And be more careful next time with em side chics.

Prophet how do you know he wont get married to her?

Op i did not see the part you said you where sending the airtime to call her with. Or is my eyes deceiving me?

prinsam30:




as in eh...... I dat guy na real dondy United


e no go pass all these new generation babies



anyway, my dear how u dey, long time

Long time too good u?

Smellymouth:


Chaii!! My 12th waiffe is back, ayam so excited!!


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U go fear welcome party

Well,tega,i called. Pls don't hurt her again. I have a girlfriend, Eno,shes my entire world. Make Teddy happy.
Goodluck brother.
#Edo/DeltaParade

Lol call her first na plz

IRserveMyComent:
Op i did not see the part you said you where sending the airtime to call her with. Or is my eyes deceiving me?

Lol call her plz, i will send card later

TheBatman:
@Op I wanted to call her in your behalf then I noticed I don't have credit.

I am a warri boy o

Smellymouth:


Missed you tho

You gave me a wrong number shey ?

wen last did u pay me child support?

Thanks boss

PrivateInvestig:
Well,tega,i called. Pls don't hurt her again. I have a gf,shes my world. Make Teddy happy.
Goodluck brother.
#DeltaParade