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How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Two of the biggest challenges men face when seducing women are how to start and how to finish. The first procedure in scoring with a girl is getting a number. Unless you are ‘chipoing' her at a club. Getting a number is much easier than you might think. The absolute best way to leave with her contacts is to ASSUME THE SALE. What am I talking about? Simply hand her your smart phone and say: “Key in your number. I’ll hit you up with a plan sometime.” Say it with a wry smile. She won’t knock your phone away, trust me. Why does this work so well? Like a Standard 4 teacher, let me outline the reasons for you: -It is a boss move. By handing her the phone, you are taking charge of the situation. You are also not asking, you are demanding politely. Women get wet over dominant men -It shows masculinity. Great men, curve out their own paths. They don’t beg to be allowed in. In a world where men are pleading and ASKING for a phone number, you will be TELLING her to put her number in. And she’ll be glad to know you want her -It gives her expectations of greater things. She knows she’s just not giving you her number for nothing. She knows you will give her fun times. What if she says she has a boyfriend? Simply say “You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend” Or “Who said I want to take his role?” And what if you meet the kind of chic who says ‘no’ before you even ask for anything? Once in a while, you will always encounter the NO girl… Before you even cough a syllable, she shoots up her tattooed hand and shouts “No” or “Jipe shughuli”… and there you are looking all embarrassed and confused! People are probably laughing at you. Don’t worry, there’s no need to fret. This type of chic is usually an above average bimbo who thinks she’s the hottest being on planet earth. Her programmed autonomic rejection is just an act she puts on for the sorry purpose of self-medicating her ever-vigilant ego. The truly hot chics don’t do this this upuzi because 1) they aren’t approached that often by men (most guys are scared of them) and 2). they don’t have to be bitchy towards men to look cool. The NO chic is often found in groups of her BFFs, because it’s fun for her to insta-reject a man for the amusement of her cackling bitch friends. DO NOT LET THIS CHIC EMBARRASS YOU If you display resentment or appear insulted, you are letting the No Girl win. Learn to dismiss her faggy theatrics with honed reactions such as these.. THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!” YOU: “Hey chill out, I was just gonna tell you you have sukuma on your teeth.” Telling her to “chill out” is important because you are avoiding embarrassment by embarrassing her instead. You want everyone within earshot distance to understand she’s crazy for reacting so hostilely. Social shaming is bitch taming. Anyday anytime Alternate version: THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!” YOU: “Hey chill out, I came over to talk to your friend.” There’s also the nonverbal response: THE ‘NO’ CHIC: *hand shoots up* “No!” YOU: *high five the girl’s outstretched hand and walks away* Happy hunting and remember: the number is just the beginning and should be the ‘last resort’. Bigmillz 3 Likes |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
I didn't read any of tat.... But TRUST me when I tell you...I DOESN'T work.... |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by donbenedict(m): 9:02pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Enough with all these guidelines... jeez 1 Like |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by MrKamar(m): 9:08pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Na our Nigerian babes you want tell 'chill out' I laugh in Swahili 2 Likes
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Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by hungryboy(m): 9:10pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Oga,
Naija girls no dey like oyinbo oh,
Wetin work on Nneka, fit no work on Angela. 1 Like |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by Nobody: 10:46pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
MrKamar:I have told a gud numba of gals chill out. It's depends on de dude dats is tell dwm |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 12:56am On Jun 20, 2016 |
What if she says she has a boyfriend? Simply say “You have a boyfriend? That’s great. So does my girlfriend” Or “Who said I want to take his role? I enjoyed this part 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:01am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Classic |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by RoyalBlak007: 1:03am On Jun 20, 2016 |
BE REAL BE CLEAN |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:05am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:As wear,its past your bed time ...what's keeping u awake? |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:11am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Dunno |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:23am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Ok...let's chat on watsapp if you are down 08039140580 |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:24am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: i just came today o I shd add u up ; send ur number in d secret na |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:26am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Yeah add me...lol..I already posted it sha |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:28am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: didnt grab it do d normal secret agenda way |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:31am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Hian...see.number there ,u.still want me to send it in secret..is your husband on nairaland ? |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:34am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Yes my husbands are on nairaland startinv with smelling mouth? No leg him catch u vizkiz nko Nd so many i cant mention we are goin tru divorce stage sha |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:36am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Good for me na....you deserve better ,shey you know? |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:36am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Yeah |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:38am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:You are now forming for me,you v not heard stories of people meeting their heart rob online abi |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:41am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Om my good look at dat face You look like my next mistake Love is a game wanna play ? Got long list of ex lovers dey'll tell u im in sane Mind u i can make all d tables turn Cos i get drunk on jealous Nd darling im a nightmare dress like a day dream ok? Kno wat u wanna enter now All dis are just preface |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:52am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Lol. All this english you are speaking ,msg me on watsapp..I actually havnt said I want to date you but now that uv said it..we can try |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:53am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: Wat part of im fully married a my ten fingers are filled with rings Nd see as u are saying it like im entitled to do it by force Guy is dis a military regime? |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 1:55am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Lol...it his not,fully married lady up at this time .where is ya husband? |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 1:57am On Jun 20, 2016 |
kunlesufyan: With anoda woman which is also my teddy bear |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by kunlesufyan(m): 2:12am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Lol...ok oooo gud nyt married lady |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by fridayj(m): 5:45am On Jun 20, 2016 |
u mus a lost puppy
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Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by KingRex1(m): 6:39am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Aint she with Tom Hiddleston now? It'll always catch up with yall |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by donbenedict(m): 6:43am On Jun 20, 2016 |
halfricanadian:welcome bak |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by yungryce: 8:07am On Jun 20, 2016 |
i opened dis thread thinking a girl is a stark |
Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 9:59am On Jun 20, 2016 |
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Re: How To Get A Girl's Number Easily And Quickly by halfricanadian(f): 10:01am On Jun 20, 2016 |
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